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A story in six words

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    #6602
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The safe word is called supercalifragalisticexpialadoious

    The Mensa BDSM club met again


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    #6603
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Mensa BDSM club met again


    dead before you utter safe word


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    #6604
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Mensa BDSM club met again

    Original safe word was in Esperanto


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    #6605
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Mensa BDSM club met again

    For a higher class of punishment


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    #6606
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Mensa BDSM club met again

    Your tortured during question and answers


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    #6607
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    For a higher class of punishment

    A more cerebral type of sex


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    #6608
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A more cerebral type of sex

    Brain fu¢king women have that gift


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    #6609
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A more cerebral type of sex

    The headaches last a lot longer


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    #6610
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A more cerebral type of sex

    A highly intoxicating intellectual basic shag


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    #6611
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Brain fu¢king women have that gift

    Stimulate the brain, stimulate the body


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    #6612
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Stimulate the brain, stimulate the body

    Wreck the head.. wreck the body


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    #6613
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Stimulate the brain, stimulate the body

    Brain requires constructive energy to thrive


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    #6614
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Stimulate the brain, stimulate the body

    Poke the body for brain reaction


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    #6615
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Wreck the head.. wreck the body

    The Buddhist monk would totally agree


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    #6616
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Buddhist monk would totally agree

    With stomping a spider to death


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    #6617
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Buddhist monk would totally agree

    With me meditating about my sanity


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    #6618
    ampleforth
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Sugar surrounded the black coffee. Sweet!


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    #6619
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Sugar surrounded the black coffee. Sweet!

    Hair surrounded the foul smelling armpit


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    #6620
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Buddhist monk would totally agree

    Becoming part of internal multicultural cannibalism


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    #6621
    ampleforth
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Hair surrounded the foul smelling armpit

    Boxes fell. Windows broke. What now?


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    #6622
    keepalive213
    Closed Accounts Posts: 685 ✭✭✭keepalive213


    And things were never the same


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    #6623
    ampleforth
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    GenZ activist votes against gravity. Wins.


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    #6624
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Sugar surrounded the black coffee. Sweet!

    Some are very easy to please


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    #6625
    ampleforth
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Kylta wrote: »
    Some are very easy to please

    Almost all people are not us.


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    #6626
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Sugar surrounded the black coffee. Sweet!

    My insomia will cure coffee buzz


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    #6627
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Hair surrounded the foul smelling armpit

    Its their to keep fleas happy


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    #6628
    ampleforth
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Kylta wrote: »
    My insomia will cure coffee buzz

    She made the coffee more nervous.


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    #6629
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Hair surrounded the foul smelling armpit

    My armpit hairs have become dreadlocks


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    #6630
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    My armpit hairs have become dreadlocks

    They even grow their own wildlife


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    #6631
    ampleforth
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Kylta wrote: »
    My armpit hairs have become dreadlocks

    Opposed armpit hair must unite. Peace!


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