Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

Sephiroth_dude · 19-06-2019 9:48pm

retro:electro wrote: »

My local bakery looks to have the most gorgeous cakes and buns and everything looks delicious but nothing is ever covered and everything is always absolutely crawling with flies
Why bother!

Sickening !

Ta'd at people who have no consideration for others and only care about themselves.

Rosie Rant · 19-06-2019 11:43pm

This TA seems to be a quintessentially Irish thing: people who say they're going to leave but take ages to actually go. They have to announce that they're leaving at least 47 times.

"I'll go now. Oh there's yer man on the telly. Oh he's good!"

"I'll be off now. Oh that's a lovely cushion, where did you get it? Tell me where you got everything else in the room as well, actually."

"Right lads, I'm gone! Oh, c'mere, did you hear the news about Jimmy from down the road?"

Shemale · 20-06-2019 12:15am

Bredabe wrote: »

Ppl who blatantly deny the truth in order to look good and make me look bad in terms of work politics.

Email is your friend. I have seriously buried some ****ers lile this in my time.

Spout bull**** about doing something in a meeting, straight after meeting email to everyone that attended. Hi X, I would be really interested in seeing that report you mentioned in the meeting, can you send it on please.

Shemale · 20-06-2019 12:16am

Dial Hard wrote: »

An old flame (like, teenage sweetheart old) got back in touch with me last week. We met for lunch today and while I practically had hearts popping out of my eyes, I'm pretty sure he didn't fancy me in the least

Did you frikkin ask or arrange to meet again?

Shemale · 20-06-2019 12:22am

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I'm not 100% sure but I got shingles a few years ago on my face/eyelids/etc. The only thing we could trace it back to was pick n mix sweets and kids being at them. Ever since then I hate anything that isn't covered/open to people to touch.

Shemale to the rescue...

If you had chickenpox as a kid, the virus stays in your system and the bastard can reactivate in later years if you are stressed, run down, undergoing chemo(hope you werent) and it comes back as shingles. You are free to pick n mix or other germy stuff now

I had the bastards last year, ****ing agony and exhausted for months after.

Shemale · 20-06-2019 12:30am

I was in local Super Valu early and had my 3 year old with me, I told him to see what pastry he wanted. He is looking and goes to touch a pain au chocolat and I said "remember point dont touch" and he stopped.

An older woman, 50s comes over smiles and touches a scone, then grabs a lump off another one, into her mouth and her fingers were wet and I said "Disgusting, do you have to maul every pastry?" She said, "he only wants that one". I said "He knows, I was talking to you". She was morto and scurried off.

ILoveYourVibes · 20-06-2019 12:33am

The fact that the arts are dead in Ireland.

wally1990 · 20-06-2019 12:37am

madmaggie wrote: »

I was clothes shopping earlier. Three employees, none of them asked to help me, went up to pay, the surly one at the till never spoke. They've lost a customer.

Sounds like my ideal shopping trip

Leave me alone people !!

Each to their own I suppose

20-06-2019 1:09am

6 of my friends all live in a house together, I’d be over often enough. Anyway they all do this thing where they leave their fridge open for ages literally the whole time they’re cooking a meal sometimes, it drives me insane.

But I haven’t yet devised a method to stop this without passive aggressively shutting the open fridge or getting all preachy over something I know they’ll regard as trivial.

freshpopcorn · 20-06-2019 1:32am

wally1990 wrote: »

Sounds like my ideal shopping trip

Leave me alone people !!

Each to their own I suppose

I'm the exact same. I nearly avoid places with over helpful staff!

mikemac2 · 20-06-2019 5:31am

Teenage girl was sitting on the bus with the other seat used for her bag

Another lady wanted to sit down and asked for her to move the bag but she got ignored. A few more requests she got blanked too.

Getting angry she sat down and shoved the bag over. And still the girl wouldn’t move thr bag and starts smirking as if she won the argument. Cat who got the cream.

Got off 2 bus stops later. Why the smirk, nobody won anything

New Home · 20-06-2019 6:27am

mikemac2 wrote: »

Teenage girl was sitting on the bus with the other seat used for her bag

Another lady wanted to sit down and asked for her to move the bag but she got ignored. A few more requests she got blanked too.

Getting angry she sat down and shoved the bag over. And still the girl wouldn’t move thr bag and starts smirking as if she won the argument. Cat who got the cream.

Got off 2 bus stops later. Why the smirk, nobody won anything

What a cow! :mad:

Shemale · 20-06-2019 7:38am

wally1990 wrote: »

Sounds like my ideal shopping trip

Leave me alone people !!

Each to their own I suppose

I'm the same, can I help you? Yes are these troursers or Tshirts?

Paddy Cow · 20-06-2019 10:20am

I put washing powder in the machine and went to get the clothes to put in but got distracted by something else. Ten minutes later I was passing the machine and it was running and I thought "I don't remember putting clothes in there". I hadn't! I had automatically started it

WTF brain??

New Home · 20-06-2019 10:25am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I put washing powder in the machine and went to get the clothes to put in but got distracted by something else. Ten minutes later I was passing the machine and it was running and I thought "I don't remember putting clothes in there". I hadn't! I had automatically started it WTF brain??

Brainwashing?

I'm TAd at Bus Éireann for not allowing me to buy my ticket online (they don't do all routes).

Paddy Cow · 20-06-2019 10:49am

New Home wrote: »

Brainwashing?

I'm TAd at Bus reann for not allowing me to buy my ticket online (they don't do all routes).

I gave up on the Bus Eireann website years ago. Trying to plan a journey was a nightmare. I don't know how tourists manage to navigate it. Now I use "getthere.ie". It's so easy. You put in your starting point and your destination and it brings up all bus times. Why can't Bus Eireann be so simple?

New Home · 20-06-2019 12:51pm

Another TA: went to look at a car. I asked the salesman for the full specifications of the car. First thing he writes down for me is the colour. :rolleyes: I don't need to match it to my accessories or my lipstick, I need to know if it works ok, if it's cheap to run, if it's safe and reliable, etc! And ok, I can be funny, but you laughed way too much... *Clint-Eastwood-like glare*

And this latte is pretty bad, too.

Dial Hard · 20-06-2019 1:09pm

Dial Hard wrote:

An old flame (like, teenage sweetheart old) got back in touch with me last week. We met for lunch today and while I practically had hearts popping out of my eyes, I'm pretty sure he didn't fancy me in the least

So yeah, righteously shot down. In flames. No fuselage remaining.

If anyone's looking for me, I'll be joining the Poor Clares.

Dial Hard · 20-06-2019 1:11pm

Shemale wrote:

Did you frikkin ask or arrange to meet again?

Only seeing this now. Yes, I did. See above. That smell of burning is me.

New Home · 20-06-2019 1:18pm

He's the one who's missing out, DH. You'll be his "the one who got away". :cool:

Dial Hard · 20-06-2019 1:26pm

New Home wrote:

He's the one who's missing out, DH. You'll be his "the one who got away".

Thanks. I have my doubts about how over his marriage actually is so I'm telling myself he did me a favour.

Man, I would have loved a rattle though.*

*Sorry. I know I've been one of the most vocal objectors to people dragging a bit of smut into this thread.

LirW · 20-06-2019 2:27pm

Interview for a job I don't want because I already have one lined up: I put my alternative outfit on, because my suit needs a dry clean. It's a wrap dress. Wrap dress and big rack doesn't go well together....
At least my bra is nude.
Oh dear, I look like some office slut.

Ariadne · 20-06-2019 2:34pm

Stupid sinuses, my face feels like it's going to explode. Grumble, grumble.

Be right back · 20-06-2019 2:44pm

Not trivial. To the 'mother' whose little girl wandered away from her in Cork today and could only say to her that she was dead. Raging!

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts · 20-06-2019 3:18pm

Dial Hard wrote: »

So yeah, righteously shot down. In flames. No fuselage remaining.

If anyone's looking for me, I'll be joining the Poor Clares.

Brutal but at least you know and can draw a line under it and move on.

Bredabe · 20-06-2019 3:46pm

Ppl who know I'm allergic who cut the grass without notice when I'm around, and paint the inside of the house without closing the door to my apartment.

Ppl who dont recognise that my exaggeration for comedic or not effect is NOT lying. Self referential criteria from ppl who should know better.

I wanted to eat chocolate and binge watch a box set today, but woke up too late!

Paddy Cow · 20-06-2019 4:18pm

LirW wrote: »

Interview for a job I don't want because I already have one lined up: I put my alternative outfit on, because my suit needs a dry clean. It's a wrap dress. Wrap dress and big rack doesn't go well together....
At least my bra is nude.
Oh dear, I look like some office slut.

You'll probably get offered the job :pac:

_blaaz · 20-06-2019 7:25pm

Stupid womens world cup on TV

No 6.30 home and away on RTE2 :mad:

mikemac2 · 20-06-2019 11:09pm

Kid behind me kicking my aeroplane seat earlier today

Twice I was drifting off to sleep and get kicked awake, little fecker!!

A sharp glare back got his mother to cut it out but I should not even have to do this

Gwynplaine · 21-06-2019 12:09am

_blaaz wrote: »

No 6.30 home and away on RTE2 :mad:

Ha. The show I love to hate. Dont worry, you didn't miss anything. Same rubbish every day. Lots of coffee and head clearing.

Widdershins · 21-06-2019 1:54am

The constant tea cravings . It's a comedy addiction but it still keeps me awake (ok, there's a few reasons for the sleeplessness )

freshpopcorn · 21-06-2019 1:57am

People who constantly complain about Facebook, Twitter, Boards,etc and how terrible they are.
Instrad of just leaving these optional sites.

I get some people may have to use them for work and if you do have to be on them for family/etc avoid all those things you hate instead of putting yourself in the middle of it.

Peatys · 21-06-2019 9:36am

freshpopcorn wrote: »

People who constantly complain about Facebook, Twitter, Boards,etc and how terrible they are.
Instrad of just leaving these optional sites.

I get some people may have to use them for work and if you do have to be on them for family/etc avoid all those things you hate instead of putting yourself in the middle of it.

Maybe they enjoy 99% of those sites, but there's always the small amount of narcissitic one's who'll try their best to ruin it for the normies.

retro:electro · 21-06-2019 10:11am

Why is it always the inexperienced lookin youngella in Penneys who serves you when you’re in buying hideous nude underwear that go from under your boob down to your knee

Ragnar Lothbrok · 21-06-2019 10:47am

retro:electro wrote: »

Why is it always the inexperienced lookin youngella in Penneys who serves you when you’re in buying hideous nude underwear that go from under your boob down to your knee

And now that image is going to be in my mind for the day

Dial Hard · 21-06-2019 11:08am

Whichever dickhead in my office had the air conditioning set to 16 degrees.

EmmetSpiceland · 21-06-2019 11:10am

Widdershins wrote: »

The constant tea cravings . It's a comedy addiction but it still keeps me awake (ok, there's a few reasons for the sleeplessness )

I’d recommend switching to decaf tea after 9:30pm if it’s adding to sleep trouble.

Poochie05 · 21-06-2019 12:13pm

Waiting for the bus and 3 wans shouting their heads off. Hope they're getting another bus

Dial Hard · 21-06-2019 1:05pm

That Bumble doesn't allow you to filter by location. What use to me are people in Galway???!

GBX · 21-06-2019 1:24pm

Chipped my tooth. It's not sore but still annoyed. Dentist visit so!

Gwynplaine · 21-06-2019 1:40pm

Parking at petrol pump, when not getting petrol. Saw a wan this morning doing this, she parked up, went in to the shop, came out with a drink and crisps. WHY?

freshpopcorn · 21-06-2019 2:17pm

Going to a visit family grave and noticing somebody has being stealing the stones/pebbles off it!

Boom_Bap · 21-06-2019 2:33pm

People who aaaaaahhhhhhhh to long an loud after taking a sip of a beverage.

freshpopcorn · 21-06-2019 2:47pm

Poochie05 wrote: »

Waiting for the bus and 3 wans shouting their heads off. Hope they're getting another bus

It's one thing I don't miss is public transport. Give me the car any day of the week.

retro:electro · 21-06-2019 3:10pm

Wasp in the car when you’re driving

Pawwed Rig · 21-06-2019 3:37pm

Some wan putting on makeup beside me on the train this morning.

freshpopcorn · 21-06-2019 3:41pm

The worst I ever saw on a bus was a man who brought a toilet on in a big plastic and it looked wet!

Dial Hard · 21-06-2019 3:41pm

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Some wan putting on makeup beside me on the train this morning.

My sister paints her nails on planes. One of us has to be adopted, I can't be related to such a monster.

Kivaro · 21-06-2019 6:19pm

freshpopcorn wrote: »

The worst I ever saw on a bus was a man who brought a toilet on in a big plastic and it looked wet!

Huh?

Pawwed Rig · 21-06-2019 6:46pm

freshpopcorn wrote: »

The worst I ever saw on a bus was a man who brought a toilet on in a big plastic and it looked wet!

I was on a bus once where there was a homeless guy who had passed out and shyte himself. The smell was so overwhelming that I had to get off the bus and wait for the next one.

Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

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