Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

De Bhál · 21-02-2018 9:50pm

rawn wrote: »

"NEVER SELF CHECKOUT

it's not convenient for me to help corporations fire workers so they raise their profits. I stand in line and when the lines back up, the store calls more cashiers to the front. If we keep doing it, they'll need to hire more people. NEVER SELF CHECKOUT"

:o:o

Good, more space at the self checkout for the rest of us.

inforfun · 22-02-2018 9:17am

rawn wrote: »

"NEVER SELF CHECKOUT

it's not convenient for me to help corporations fire workers so they raise their profits. I stand in line and when the lines back up, the store calls more cashiers to the front. If we keep doing it, they'll need to hire more people. NEVER SELF CHECKOUT"

:o:o

She (or he) is one of the reasons why i do my shopping on Saturday or Sunday morning as early as possible.
Go waste someone else's time, not mine.

rawn · 22-02-2018 12:38pm

inforfun wrote: »

rawn wrote: »

"NEVER SELF CHECKOUT

it's not convenient for me to help corporations fire workers so they raise their profits. I stand in line and when the lines back up, the store calls more cashiers to the front. If we keep doing it, they'll need to hire more people. NEVER SELF CHECKOUT"

:o:o

She (or he) is one of the reasons why i do my shopping on Saturday or Sunday morning as early as possible.
Go waste someone else's time, not mine.

They don't seem to mind putting the people that make the self-service checkouts out of a job!

thesandeman · 22-02-2018 6:01pm

In fairness, that's a policy I've always stuck to myself for those reasons. I don't go around preaching about it though (until now).

splinter65 · 22-02-2018 7:44pm

pilly wrote: »

I'd love to know do they not teach spelling in school anymore?

That's not a FB status btw, genuine question.

Most of these people grew up in houses where there were no books or newspapers ever, or paper or pencils, no stories were read, no coloring in even. It was in front of the Telly when it was raining and out in the road when it was dry.
A primary teacher told me 20 years ago that kids of 4 were coming to school who had never turned a page in a book, didn’t know how, and never held a crayon or a pencil in their little hand. Had to be shown how.
It’s a miracle they learned as much as they did!

Jerichoholic · 22-02-2018 7:49pm

It was "cool" among teens to misspell everything for a while, not sure if it's still going on. It certainly would lead to illiteracy at some stage.

Martina1991 · 22-02-2018 8:36pm

A former schoolmate:
"Cannot wait....hav w8d so long 4 dis....birthday prezzie bein cashed in 2nite best surprise evr....#shopping #dublinbound".

I wonder what she does with all the time she saves writing in text speak.

Ralf and Florian · 22-02-2018 8:56pm

**** y do family s bud n in other people's relationship s honestly I'm sick of it I love **** I'm not like any skum bag if I did not love him y wud I walk true for him

splinter65 · 22-02-2018 9:03pm

Ralf and Florian wrote: »

**** y do family s bud n in other people's relationship s honestly I'm sick of it I love **** I'm not like any skum bag if I did not love him y wud I walk true for him

This is sooo romantic.
“walk true for him” sigh !!!

Gravelly · 22-02-2018 9:26pm

splinter65 wrote: »

This is sooo romantic.
“walk true for him” sigh !!!

Probably meant "walk through him"

coolhull · 22-02-2018 9:43pm

Ralf and Florian wrote: »

**** y do family s bud n in other people's relationship s honestly I'm sick of it I love **** I'm not like any skum bag if I did not love him y wud I walk true for him

"I'm not like any skum bag"
No you're not, love. Most 'skumbags' that I know are capable of spelling the words 'scum bag"

De Bhál · 23-02-2018 12:56am

Ralf and Florian wrote: »

**** y do family s bud n in other people's relationship s honestly I'm sick of it I love **** I'm not like any skum bag if I did not love him y wud I walk true for him

I've given it a go...

Why do families butt into other people's relationships, honestly I'm sick of it. I love ****. I'm not a scumbag, if I didn't love him I'd walk, and he'd do the same thing.

emeldc · 23-02-2018 10:03pm

Adverts

Eldis caravan 4 Bert in good condition true out 1 dubbel bed to bunk beds Everything Works as day shud very clean and dry caravan to new tiers lites work by Batry or electric with have small jeneratr going with sale idea for camping with family at sumer tyme very easy to tow plenty of sbace no reasonable offer refused tanks for lookin way part exchange wot u got cash my way but will do a really good cash deal as I need the sbace

tea and coffee · 23-02-2018 10:13pm

emeldc wrote: »

Adverts

The reply to a prospective purchaser is even better!

Chiorino · 23-02-2018 10:33pm

tea and coffee wrote: »

The reply to a prospective purchaser is even better!

Those replies are almost worthy of their own thread.

Gravelly · 23-02-2018 11:43pm

emeldc wrote: »

Adverts

Eldis caravan 4 Bert in good condition true out 1 dubbel bed to bunk beds Everything Works as day shud very clean and dry caravan to new tiers lites work by Batry or electric with have small jeneratr going with sale idea for camping with family at sumer tyme very easy to tow plenty of sbace no reasonable offer refused tanks for lookin way part exchange wot u got cash my way but will do a really good cash deal as I need the sbace

Is that spelling and grammar deliberate for some reason, or are there really fully functional adults that thick?

tea and coffee · 24-02-2018 12:31am

Gravelly wrote: »

Is that spelling and grammar deliberate for some reason, or are there really fully functional adults that thick?

I feel kind of bad for laughing as I googled them and I would hazard a guess that literacy might be an issue.
Or they're just being "funny". Not sure.

Jerichoholic · 24-02-2018 12:38am

Gravelly wrote: »

Is that spelling and grammar deliberate for some reason, or are there really fully functional adults that thick?

De nevr god no ejumicashun

Big Nasty · 24-02-2018 7:52am

Bang of pikey off dat

mackeire · 24-02-2018 8:40am

See u XXXX xxxxx the likes of u to put up statuses and block me and to call names down a phone and u no more then 4 stone weight from all the drugs when did u become a women easily known im not living up there no more that u get brave down a phone u must be smoking the stuff with the smell of a fella u have u dont know what ur saying threatening me on people and when I ring u and say it to u u get to know yourself keep to ur word there and come to limerick tomorrow remember thurles is only 45mins away for me if u dont come down anyway delicate back and for anyone else who has a problem get ur window licker pass and come down with her and all ye smell bags anyway happy weekend folksðŸ˜˜

Ted_YNWA · 24-02-2018 8:43am

mackeire wrote: »

See u XXXX xxxxx the likes of u to put up statuses and block me and to call names down a phone and u no more then 4 stone weight from all the drugs when did u become a women easily known im not living up there no more that u get brave down a phone u must be smoking the stuff with the smell of a fella u have u dont know what ur saying threatening me on people and when I ring u and say it to u u get to know yourself keep to ur word there and come to limerick tomorrow remember thurles is only 45mins away for me if u dont come down anyway delicate back and for anyone else who has a problem get ur window licker pass and come down with her and all ye smell bags anyway happy weekend folksðŸ˜˜

At least they ended on a good note.

what's a window licker pass & should I apply for one?

AndyBoBandy · 24-02-2018 8:48am

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

what's a window licker pass & should I apply for one?

Aphex Twin is from Limerick isn’t he? Maybe they regularly watch his bizarre Window Licker video!!

RhubarbCrumble · 24-02-2018 11:39am

mackeire wrote: »

when did u become a women easily

Should we even ask?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 24-02-2018 3:42pm

"Delicate back" has me stumped. Window licker pass, also known as the psycho pass, gaga pass etc is the travel pass for people with mental disabilities or chronic mental health problems.

LynnGrace · 24-02-2018 11:37pm

mackeire wrote: »

See u XXXX xxxxx the likes of u to put up statuses and block me and to call names down a phone and u no more then 4 stone weight from all the drugs when did u become a women easily known im not living up there no more that u get brave down a phone u must be smoking the stuff with the smell of a fella u have u dont know what ur saying threatening me on people and when I ring u and say it to u u get to know yourself keep to ur word there and come to limerick tomorrow remember thurles is only 45mins away for me if u dont come down anyway delicate back and for anyone else who has a problem get ur window licker pass and come down with her and all ye smell bags anyway happy weekend folks&#55357;&#56856;

This hurt my head, trying to read it.

fathead82 · 26-02-2018 1:35am

Seen someone selling "2 bees on freeze bitches" on one of the for sale pages. Underneath was a picture of two bichon frise dogs!

rawn · 26-02-2018 9:51am

A friend of a friend added me on fb after we got on well at a wedding, lovely girl but **** ME she posts EVERYTHING she does on FB. Everytime she gets new furniture, goes to the gym, eats a grape, goes to work, comes home from work - she puts it on Facebook. WHY!

Hector Savage · 26-02-2018 10:07am

Window Licker pass ?? hmmmm ...

Well if I learned one thing from this thread it's that Aphex Twin is from Limerick !!

I didn't know!

inforfun · 26-02-2018 3:05pm

I know exactly what they mean with that pass and i cant be the only one

pilly · 26-02-2018 3:20pm

inforfun wrote: »

I know exactly what they mean with that pass and i cant be the only one

And you think it's amusing?

inforfun · 26-02-2018 3:26pm

pilly wrote: »

And you think it's amusing?

The fact that no one dares to name the elephant in the room? Yes

Hector Savage · 26-02-2018 5:01pm

I actually dont get it .... :S ..

edit - wait is it a pass to get free travel ?

pilly · 26-02-2018 5:43pm

Hector Savage wrote:

I actually dont get it .... :S ..

It's a very old VERY derogatory term for people with special needs.

The White Feather · 26-02-2018 6:29pm

Watch out for a nutcase in their back garden playing a flute and dancing around! :pac:

"With not having the greatest of weeks, months ... time ... and not looking forward to the upcoming weeks, months ... time ... And being that it's not that cold outside with more night ahead. I think I could due with a good hoof polishing and a horn sharpening so that I can go out with my flute to play and dance in my back garden"

Same person again :pac:

"I get a bit, just a bit annoyed, when I come home from an event and find crusty eye boogers in the corner of my eyes. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY ANYTHING!?"

emeldc · 26-02-2018 6:55pm

He sounds like a bit of a flute alright.

Jerichoholic · 26-02-2018 7:01pm

"With not having the greatest of weeks, months ... time ... and not looking forward to the upcoming weeks, months ... time ... And being that it's not that cold outside with more night ahead. I think I could due with a good hoof polishing and a horn sharpening so that I can go out with my flute to play and dance in my back garden"

U OK HUN?

XxMCRxBabyxX · 27-02-2018 7:03pm

The #WarriorandthePrincess are back...

"Making memories with you, is my favorite thing to do." || Jordy Daniel

Sixty-four months of making memories together as boyfriend and girlfriend which beautifully merged into our covenant and title of husband and wife. Sixty-four months of laughter and inside jokes, growing in conflict and forgiveness, stresses and loss, excitement and new opportunities. Through every moment, I am grateful to be your wife, [husband].

Thank you for sixty-four months of dating me and pursing my heart, in the every-day moments that count the most. Thank you for growing with me, closer to Christ.

couple selfie: 5dmkII ISO 1000, 24mm, f/2.8, 1/15sec

#chicago #[surname]adventures #waybettertogether #datinganniversary

Whilst showing [husband] the newest completed addition to my up-and-coming creative line for my Etsy shop . . .

Me: (sing-songy) "See!! Isn't it cute!?"
[Husband]: (shocked) "Wait, you made that! Today?"
Me: (pleased) "Yep!"
[Husband]: (enthusiastically) "Dude, this is amazing!! I love this color! (pause in awe) I want one, I would totally buy this for me!!"
Me: (matter-of-fact) "It's too small for you, it's for babies!"
[Husband]: (insisting) "Then I would buy one for my baby!"

He's so utterly supportive.
I love him!

#nowearenotpregnant #hemakesmelaugh #etsy #creatives

Jerichoholic · 27-02-2018 7:22pm

Talking to your Husband like that in public on Facebook is just fishing for likes and attention. It's the same as the clowns talking to their dead relatives on Facebook.

Ralf and Florian · 27-02-2018 7:44pm

This world is much more intertainment than we know, is like you say wooow when you meet with something u never sawand this page is killing it with woow things ��

retalivity · 28-02-2018 6:25am

"This is scary. Especially if you are the parent of a young child. This man is Phillipe Gandus, a notorious child snatcher. He arrived in Dublin on friday and is now walking our streets. He's staying in a hostel in the City Centre. The gardai know who he is but were powerless to stop him coming into the country even though he's "high risk".. The scariest part of this story is that when he arrived into Dublin on Friday, he had a suitcase full of toys. Spread the word and warn parents to be vigilant."

A guy in his 40s thay i used to work with shared this, with a photo. How do they know his suitcase is full of toys??

darkdubh · 28-02-2018 8:43am

retalivity wrote: »

"This is scary. Especially if you are the parent of a young child. This man is Phillipe Gandus, a notorious child snatcher. He arrived in Dublin on friday and is now walking our streets. He's staying in a hostel in the City Centre. The gardai know who he is but were powerless to stop him coming into the country even though he's "high risk".. The scariest part of this story is that when he arrived into Dublin on Friday, he had a suitcase full of toys. Spread the word and warn parents to be vigilant."

A guy in his 40s thay i used to work with shared this, with a photo. How do they know his suitcase is full of toys??

Just looked it up, the original post is from three years ago.

purpleisafruit · 28-02-2018 9:13am

retalivity wrote: »

"This is scary. Especially if you are the parent of a young child. This man is Phillipe Gandus, a notorious child snatcher. He arrived in Dublin on friday and is now walking our streets. He's staying in a hostel in the City Centre. The gardai know who he is but were powerless to stop him coming into the country even though he's "high risk".. The scariest part of this story is that when he arrived into Dublin on Friday, he had a suitcase full of toys. Spread the word and warn parents to be vigilant."

A guy in his 40s thay i used to work with shared this, with a photo. How do they know his suitcase is full of toys??

The suitcase full of toys made me laugh

According to FB posts, the notorious Larry Murphy is some kind of omnipresent deity with the ability to be in half the country at the same time.

pgj2015 · 28-02-2018 9:49am

rawn wrote: »

A friend of a friend added me on fb after we got on well at a wedding, lovely girl but **** ME she posts EVERYTHING she does on FB. Everytime she gets new furniture, goes to the gym, eats a grape, goes to work, comes home from work - she puts it on Facebook. WHY!

put some of it up, that is what the thread is for.

Hector Savage · 28-02-2018 9:53am

rawn wrote: »

A friend of a friend added me on fb after we got on well at a wedding, lovely girl but **** ME she posts EVERYTHING she does on FB. Everytime she gets new furniture, goes to the gym, eats a grape, goes to work, comes home from work - she puts it on Facebook. WHY!

Why ?

Good article on the subject :

https://waitbutwhy.com/2013/07/7-ways-to-be-insufferable-on-facebook.html

rawn · 28-02-2018 1:14pm

pgj2015 wrote: »

put some of it up, that is what the thread is for.

Bathroom nearly done thanks babe love it no pics till its ready xoxoxo

Such a stressfull ****y day bottle of wine and chill is needed uggggggghhhhhh

That dreaded feeling you get when your child tells you the teacher wants to talk to you and you walk over expecting the worse and then she tells you how brilliant and well your childs doing and that you should be proud of how well she is coming on since last year and i am super proud love you baby girl no more tears and i cant your my world and you can do anything xxxx ❤❤❤ xxxx ❤❤❤

Omg madness in shops im worrying now do i have enough in lol ................

ust went out to put the bins out and have been shaken all over ever since ffs then got thinking of he poor homeless out there in this cold its heartbreaking xo xo xo ��

Gym bound then work happy monday

Ironing done time to chill ��

My fave wine time to chill ❤�� need to invest in new wine classes �� happy saturday xoxox

New mirror love it ❤❤❤❤

Movie time ❤❤❤

2nd day in the gym and out shopping on my feet all day feel like ive gone ten rounds with mike tyson but loving it poor *boyfriend*asleep bolax*child* in bed time for me to have some well earned me time happy friday people stay safe ❤❤❤❤❤

Came home to this lovely new coffee table im in love with it thanks babe ��❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

No lecky need tea ffs great start to the day lol happy Friday lol ��

Watching the brit awards with my lil mini me ❤️��❤️��❤️

Bopping round the the park listening to Eminem I'm not right in the head lol morning walk let's be haven you ��❤️��✌️��

So I've decided I'm going do this new me new year bull**** a bit late but **** it I never was one to follow the sheep. Healthy mind healthy body happy life. Some people may not like the new me but they can go and jog on if you don't like it simply **** off. &#55357;&#56469;&#55357;&#56469;&#55357;&#56469;&#55357;&#56469;&#55357;&#56469;&#55357;&#56469;&#55357;&#56469;&#55357;&#56469; #freshstart #nomorebull****

:o:o:o:o:o:o

RhubarbCrumble · 28-02-2018 1:22pm

rawn wrote: »

Bopping round the the park listening to Eminem I'm not right in the head lol

Can't argue with that particular status.

Martina1991 · 28-02-2018 1:22pm

Jesus Christ. Such a sickener.

optogirl · 28-02-2018 1:31pm

rawn wrote: »

That dreaded feeling you get when your child tells you the teacher wants to talk to you and you walk over expecting the worse and then she tells you how brilliant and well your childs doing and that you should be proud of how well she is coming on since last year and i am super proud love you baby girl no more tears and i cant your my world and you can do anything xxxx ❤❤❤ xxxx ❤❤❤

People that put this kind of stuff up really grind my gears - do they not know ANYONE who has a child who may be struggling/unable to attend school due to sickness/getting in trouble - as bad as people posting school reports & exam results. Pis* right off and take your head out of your own ar*e for a second.

benjamin d · 28-02-2018 2:26pm

optogirl wrote: »

People that put this kind of stuff up really grind my gears - do they not know ANYONE who has a child who may be struggling/unable to attend school due to sickness/getting in trouble - as bad as people posting school reports & exam results. Pis* right off and take your head out of your own ar*e for a second.

Sorry but this reply is just as dumb as the original status tbh.

Gravelly · 28-02-2018 2:32pm

optogirl wrote: »

People that put this kind of stuff up really grind my gears - do they not know ANYONE who has a child who may be struggling/unable to attend school due to sickness/getting in trouble - as bad as people posting school reports & exam results. Pis* right off and take your head out of your own ar*e for a second.

benjamin d wrote: »

Sorry but this reply is just as dumb as the original status tbh.

This reminds me of something - the daughter of a friend of my wife (if that makes sense) announced on facebook a while back that she was pregnant, and put up a picture of the scan. Some other friend of the mother posted something under it to the effect of "not being funny here, but unfair to put this up, what about all the people who can't have kids or have lost babies"

We thought it was just about the craziest and weirdest thing we'd ever seen on there.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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