Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

pilly wrote: »

I'd love to know do they not teach spelling in school anymore?

That's not a FB status btw, genuine question.

I've seen several "Chester drawers" and "Tree piece sweets" for sale from middle aged people.

"NAME DELETED with ur big face on u with ur bul****n tarot readin me eye and sellin a broken dryer to a girl with a child and not givin her bk her money for a piece of s**t u sold n gettin ur bird to answer ur phone spas good beaten yae need yolks is all name ya and shame ya u little thinker"

From a buy and sell page in meath no less. Still, good diverse business model selling white goods and doing tarot readings.

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Can everyone please share my post

'Have you seen our cat, she's 2 yrs old, black with white paws, missing in the Wahroonga area of Sydney. If you see her please PM me here as there are two liitle children really missing their cat'


Shared in Milford (Co. Donegal) :rolleyes:

:D I read the "Shared in Donegal" part first, and as I was reading I was wondering Where the hell Wahroonga was in Donegal

Also was thinking it was a bad misspelling of some area there - amazing how much one can think in the split second of reading 4 words...

But thats another thread

Fishing for likes from the pro choice ladies

Had my first canvasser from pro life people today.

PL: are you voting in the equality referendum.
Me: what equality ref.
PL: to make all babies equal and save them.
Me: oh the reapeal the 8th I'm pro choice thanks goodbye.
PL: so you want to kill babies.

Me: wasted 10mins of my life explaining that a fetus under 22 weeks can't survive so they aren't babies and I support repeal and access up to 12 weeks.
PL: your a turnip you haven't a clue a baby is a baby at 1 week and you want to kill it.

Me: in any case we should let the person involved decide ie the mother.
PL: so your saying everyone should kill there babies.

Me: look I have to go to work.
PL: you see letting the mother decide is a tactic to allow people kill babies.
Me:(SHOUTING) LOOK GET THE **** OFF MY PROPERTY,
**** BACK TO 1960 YOU DINOSAUR,
REPEAL IS COMING BABY,
MY KIDS WILL HAVE BODILY AUTONOMY
ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE BABY HAHAHAHA.

So my friend recently added me to a group on Facebook cause as she put it 'wait until you read some of these posts'

She wasn't wrong - I could now fill this entire thread with the most ridiculous posts. So one started discussing paranormal activity and this was a comment under it:

My uncles house was haunted, their back garden was the burial ground for.shoulders killed by the black and tans. A solder used to pass the back windwnr everyday when the clock struck 12. A headless priest used to appear in one of the bedrooms, you could be downstairs and hear the place being trashed upstairs and when you go up the place was perfect but really cold.

Some more:

i believe in all this stuff after what happened to me (involving a Mary statue taken from a graveyard 😨). when it comes to ghosts you are the boss, no fear (no anger either) you square up and tell them to get out of your house, say a prayer (saint Michael's pray is good). demons now, they are a different matter, you need some jesus and a priest for them

My house is full of activity X, mostly in d kitchen one day I put my phone on d counter had my back to it and standing in the doorway talking to my friend and the phone came up of d counter and hit me but it didn’t just slip or fall of d counter it hit me with force as if it was throwing we freaked another day was washing up and nail polish hit me from my microwave which is no wear near my sink if it fell would have dropped beside it or onto my cooker this went past d cooker past my counter and hit me I’ve asked the priest to bless the house I’m on a list loadsa houses around here are the same because they are so old

kg703 wrote: »

i believe in all this stuff after what happened to me (involving a Mary statue taken from a graveyard 😨). when it comes to ghosts you are the boss, no fear (no anger either) you square up and tell them to get out of your house, say a prayer (saint Michael's pray is good). demons now, they are a different matter, you need some jesus and a priest for them

Some Jesus? Ha!

Gravelly wrote: »

Ok, all I want to know is, what the hell is #128552?

It's Unicode for a fearful face emoji.

My uncles house was haunted, their back garden was the burial ground for.shoulders killed by the black and tans.

those English bastards hated our proud celtic shoulders.

kg703 wrote: »

So my friend recently added me to a group on Facebook cause as she put it 'wait until you read some of these posts'

She wasn't wrong - I could now fill this entire thread with the most ridiculous posts. So one started discussing paranormal activity and this was a comment under it:

My uncles house was haunted, their back garden was the burial ground for.shoulders killed by the black and tans. A solder used to pass the back windwnr everyday when the clock struck 12. A headless priest used to appear in one of the bedrooms, you could be downstairs and hear the place being trashed upstairs and when you go up the place was perfect but really cold.

Some more:

i believe in all this stuff after what happened to me (involving a Mary statue taken from a graveyard 😨). when it comes to ghosts you are the boss, no fear (no anger either) you square up and tell them to get out of your house, say a prayer (saint Michael's pray is good). demons now, they are a different matter, you need some jesus and a priest for them

My house is full of activity X, mostly in d kitchen one day I put my phone on d counter had my back to it and standing in the doorway talking to my friend and the phone came up of d counter and hit me but it didn’t just slip or fall of d counter it hit me with force as if it was throwing we freaked another day was washing up and nail polish hit me from my microwave which is no wear near my sink if it fell would have dropped beside it or onto my cooker this went past d cooker past my counter and hit me I’ve asked the priest to bless the house I’m on a list loadsa houses around here are the same because they are so old

My ghost story is that one night I went down to the bottom of the garden and found an old, very pale man in the drain, with his belt around his neck......








Turns out he was just having a ****e.

"NEVER SELF CHECKOUT

it's not convenient for me to help corporations fire workers so they raise their profits. I stand in line and when the lines back up, the store calls more cashiers to the front. If we keep doing it, they'll need to hire more people. NEVER SELF CHECKOUT"

:o:o

rawn wrote: »

"NEVER SELF CHECKOUT

it's not convenient for me to help corporations fire workers so they raise their profits. I stand in line and when the lines back up, the store calls more cashiers to the front. If we keep doing it, they'll need to hire more people. NEVER SELF CHECKOUT"

:o:o

Thought that post was going to be masturbation-related for a second.