Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

fryup · 17-10-2019 10:19pm

branie2 wrote: »

How about the Argos catalogue, with sunbeds and bikini models?

argos?? we didn't have it back in my day (feel old saying that)

Hangdogroad · 18-10-2019 12:51am

Any 60's/70's movies that had scenes of women in short skirts and knee high boots. This would have been in the 80's when you'd never see anything as exotic, used to flick through old copies of National Geographic for the same reason hoping to spot some tasty retro totty.

Edgware · 18-10-2019 8:52am

Hangdogroad wrote: »

Any 60's/70's movies that had scenes of women in short skirts and knee high boots. This would have been in the 80's when you'd never see anything as exotic, used to flick through old copies of National Geographic for the same reason hoping to spot some tasty retro totty.

Those Polynesian women with a bone through their nose ( no pun intended) were a real turn on

ohnonotgmail · 18-10-2019 9:48am

Copies of H+E found in a hedge? would that count as lame or embarrassing?

branie2 · 19-10-2019 5:15pm

I'm half expecting someone to put up a thread with pictures from the Family Album catalogues

Edgware · 19-10-2019 7:18pm

branie2 wrote: »

I'm half expecting someone to put up a thread with pictures from the Family Album catalogues

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Can't because the pages are stuck together although 65 year old Dympna looked very nice in that flowery frock which accentuated her spunk belly

jaxxx · 19-10-2019 7:20pm

Eurotrash.

I have no shame :pac:

EmmetSpiceland · 19-10-2019 7:25pm

Edgware wrote: »

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Can't because the pages are stuck together although 65 year old Dympna looked very nice in that flowery frock which accentuated her spunk belly

November’s ‘RSVP’ magazine has a spread on Maura Derrane, including a shot with her sisters.

Maybe there should be a ‘Lame or Embarrassing Things to Fapped to sInce you’ve had Internet Porn’.

She some woman though and I think people are really missing something by not “engaging” with the print media.

branie2 · 19-10-2019 7:43pm

Edgware wrote: »

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Can't because the pages are stuck together although 65 year old Dympna looked very nice in that flowery frock which accentuated her spunk belly

They could carefully be unstuck

daveorourke77 · 19-10-2019 7:45pm

My french teacher.

I had a raging horn for her.

branie2 · 19-10-2019 7:46pm

Ooh La La!

daveorourke77 · 19-10-2019 9:44pm

branie2 wrote: »

Ooh La La!

More like ooooooooooooooooh la la

Dr. Bre · 19-10-2019 9:47pm

branie2 wrote: »

Ooh La La!

Goldfapp...

fryup · 19-10-2019 10:16pm

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Copies of H+E found in a hedge? would that count as lame or embarrassing?

no it would count as lucky back in the day

Edgware · 19-10-2019 10:46pm

News of the World reporting on naughty school girls was always good for a pull

branie2 · 20-10-2019 9:49am

Edgware wrote: »

News of the World reporting on naughty school girls was always good for a pull

And Page 3 girls in the Sun

JupiterKid · 20-10-2019 11:15am

Back in the early 90s Eurotrash never failed to display some continental flesh and of course Channel 4 was where it was at - post 9pm watershed French film with lots of smutty shenanigans, full frontals and daring duos...

Someone here mentioned Prickly Heat, hosted my Mr Supercamp Julian Clary - very very hot guys and gals in skimpy speedos and bikinis - watching that after smoking a spliff could get you in a mood to bash the bishop.

Edgware · 20-10-2019 4:07pm

branie2 wrote: »

And Page 3 girls in the Sun

Linda Lusardi, Sam Fox. All gone now, ruined by the P.C. gang

branie2 · 20-10-2019 11:29pm

I've heard of Sam Fox, but not Linda

Ragnar Lothbrok · 21-10-2019 10:00am

branie2 wrote: »

I've heard of Sam Fox, but not Linda

Oh Jesus, Linda was hot.

Also Corinne Russell was a particular favourite Page 3 Girl of mine. She was also in an advert on TV for Boddington's Ale (I think) and every time that ad was shown, I'd have to dash away upstairs for a Wafty Crank.

Edgware · 21-10-2019 6:29pm

branie2 wrote: »

I've heard of Sam Fox, but not Linda

Shes was an absolute beaut. She married some Scouse actor out of Brookside

branie2 · 09-12-2019 12:06am

It's a pity there are no Family Album catalogue appreciation pages on facebook, so we can 'relive' memories

fire_man · 09-12-2019 12:08am

The Sunday World!

Edgware · 09-12-2019 11:04am

The ginger one in Girls Aloud

branie2 · 09-12-2019 1:59pm

That's Gerri Halliwell

Edgware · 09-12-2019 2:47pm

branie2 wrote: »

That's Gerri Halliwell

No its not. Geri was Spice Girl. Nicola Robert is her name

ohnonotgmail · 09-12-2019 2:53pm

Edgware wrote: »

No its not. Geri was Spice Girl. Nicola Robert is her name

given how much stick she used to get over her appearance she very much belongs in this thread. I quite fancied her myself though i have to say.

lapua20grain · 09-12-2019 2:58pm

Edgware wrote: »

Linda Lusardi, Sam Fox. All gone now, ruined by the P.C. gang

Good old Maria Whittaker as well

lapua20grain · 09-12-2019 2:59pm

The aul red triangle movies on channel 4

Rikand · 10-12-2019 8:12am

fire_man wrote: »

The Sunday World!

And the star and the sun and the mirror from way back in the day. I can still remember from a time when Wimbledon was on, the blondy page 3 girl wore nothing but a tennis racket and she had the most savage set of norks. The image is forever imprinted on my brain for the best possible reasons

"Anyone for tennis?"

Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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