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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #1112
    smodgley
    Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭smodgley


    zorro2566 wrote: »
    Deborah Corrigan was my **** bank back then! Google her!

    ERM, Back in a few !:D


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    #1113
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    My brother brought some Nudie Mayfair Magazines from England in the 70s.

    I had a look at them but....he had glued all the pages together so I wouldn't see anything......fecking tosser :mad:

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #1114
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    That was very mean of him :(


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    #1115
    Martin Lanigan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 231 ✭✭Martin Lanigan


    branie2 wrote: »
    That was very mean of him :(

    In case you haven’t understood, it wasn’t ‘glue’. :)


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    #1116
    Mickeroo
    Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,144 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Emma Forbes, Live & Kicking, every Saturday morning.


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    #1117
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Still mean though


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    #1118
    Rikand
    Registered Users Posts: 20,340 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    partyguinness wrote: »
    True but I would need to be fairly depraved to start cracking one off on a Saturday afternoon in the sitting room with a full house.


    Your signature is very appropriate for this thread


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    #1119
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Late 70s early 80s a lad in school used to go on european holidays with his family. His older brother used to bring back "Skin mags" and give them to him when he was finished. By september the younger lad used to sell pages out of them in school for 50p 30p and 10p depending what was on the pages.

    He went on to be a drug squad detective.


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    #1120
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    French magazines?


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    #1121
    Martin Lanigan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 231 ✭✭Martin Lanigan


    branie2 wrote: »
    French magazines?

    Were they all hirsute ladies?


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    #1122
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Martin Lanigan wrote: »
    Were they all hirsute ladies?

    They could have been if I had the magazines


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    #1123
    Martin Lanigan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 231 ✭✭Martin Lanigan


    I remember getting a book of Madonna nude pictures from before she became famous. Madonna the singer. Was softcore, some pubic hair shown etc.

    Think I got it in Easons.


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    #1124
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    She published her own book with a similar theme years later


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    #1125
    Martin Lanigan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 231 ✭✭Martin Lanigan


    branie2 wrote: »
    She published her own book with a similar theme years later

    :)


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    #1126
    Neames
    Registered Users Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Neames


    Ireland's Own


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    #1127
    Martin Lanigan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 231 ✭✭Martin Lanigan


    Anyone remember the Massive Attack video with the stripper?

    https://reprobatepress.com/2019/06/18/be-thankful-for-what-youve-got-massive-attack-and-the-raymond-revuebar/


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    #1128
    Martin Lanigan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 231 ✭✭Martin Lanigan


    The video for the song is at the end of the article. Worth a watch. Pity it isn't in 4K :(


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    #1129
    Dtp1979
    Registered Users Posts: 12,728 ✭✭✭✭Dtp1979


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Growing up my mother was always well into watching her tennis and figure skating.

    Gabriella Sabatini was my first love (oh man...I swear to God I just watched her tits for 2 hours).

    She’s probably got hotter with age. Still a stunning woman!!


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    #1130
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    branie2 wrote: »
    She published her own book with a similar theme years later

    "SEX" ?

    My father and a few of his mates clubbed in to buy it as a 60th birthday present for a lad in the bub who was a self-confessed "skin man".


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    #1131
    stateofflux
    Registered Users Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Jamie Lee Curtis in 'Trading Places'.

    I will never forget that scene, I was 13 watching it with my grandma, two aunties and my mother. Non of us had seen it before and it was about 8.30pm. i remember the synchronized heads turning in my direction when that bra came off...sweet jesus the thoughts of it.


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    #1132
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Eric Prydz Call On Me video, horniest music video ever!


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    #1133
    05eaftqbrs9jlh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭05eaftqbrs9jlh


    I used always do my own erotic artworks. Hiding anything else was tough in a family with six children but nobody gives a sh!t about my art!


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    #1134
    Rodin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Rodin


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Just remembered another one. There used to be an ad for the movie Showgirls on Sky One late at night, which showed some nudity. A mate of mine told me it was always on during Star Trek Voyager. I absolutely detested Voyager but I remember sitting through 45 mins of bulls*t about some android who developed human feelings just to see 30 seconds or so of tits :D.

    You sat through Voyager and didn't notice Jeri Ryan ?


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    #1135
    Martin Lanigan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 231 ✭✭Martin Lanigan


    zorro2566 wrote: »
    Eric Prydz Call On Me video, horniest music video ever!

    Nothing lame about that video


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    #1136
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    sligojoek wrote: »
    "SEX" ?

    My father and a few of his mates clubbed in to buy it as a 60th birthday present for a lad in the bub who was a self-confessed "skin man".

    That's the one


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    #1137
    ITman88
    Registered Users Posts: 876 ✭✭✭ITman88


    Caroline Morahan, the fame game or off the rails, my god. A Christmas special of the fame game aired early 00’s during which she wore a skimpy Santa outfit, I was about 13 or 14


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    #1138
    Martin Lanigan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 231 ✭✭Martin Lanigan


    I remember seeing a film called Jezebel back in the early 90’s on TV, also ‘Eleven Days, Eleven Nights 2’.

    First accessed nudie pics from the internet in 94 / 95.

    Good times.


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    #1139
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    ITman88 wrote: »
    Caroline Morahan, the fame game or off the rails, my god. A Christmas special of the fame game aired early 00’s during which she wore a skimpy Santa outfit, I was about 13 or 14

    She's still good looking at 42


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    #1140
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Martin Lanigan wrote: »
    Were they all hirsute ladies?

    The 30p ones were.


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    #1141
    Gretas Gonna Get Ya!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    Some of you guys are pushing on a bit now by the sounds of it... :P

    But, with enough viagra and coke, I'm sure you can re-live those halcyon days of yore! ;)


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