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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

  • 09-09-2019 07:04PM
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The wait is nearly over. It's time for the next delicious installment of The Ultimate Tournament: Diabetes Trilogy. We've previously crowned champions in the Ultimate Chocolate Bar Tournament and the Ultimate Crisp Tournament. Now it's time to crown a new King. Scores of biscuits are going to enter the BoardsDome but only one is going to be crowned Ireland's Ultimate Biscuit.

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    If you haven't participated in one of these yet, I fully encourage you to give it a shot. You'll find yourself getting ridiculously passionate and aggressive about seemingly everyday things. I've had my entire family threatened over Hula Hoops and I don't regret it at all. What we do is have an FA Cup style knockout competition where one snack is pitted against the other and people say why they like what they like or why they hate (and I do mean hate) what they don't. Have a look at the links to the other tournaments above for a taste of what's to come. Also, puns are welcome. Then back here because the first match will be up soon.....


    Mod Note

    Mods are giving everyone a lot of leeway with regards to slating each other over biscuit preferences in this thread, but people will be thrown out AND/OR the thread will be shut down if overkill continues; and cards will be issued thereafter.

    Original note: here


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Comments

  • #2
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    All biscuits these days are ****e since they started adding palm oil to the mix. Pointless tournament.


  • #3
    Leg End Reject
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,859 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Yay! No voting til after 5 please.

    Can't wait to see what the Chickatee morons will be passionate about, no doubt a stale Marietta.

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  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    All biscuits these days are ****e since they started adding palm oil to the mix. Pointless tournament.

    Then you have never experienced the beauty of a Centra Inspired range chocolate chip biscuit or even a humble custard cream.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    All biscuits these days are ****e since they started adding palm oil to the mix. Pointless tournament.

    You're right. Tournament over. Last one out knock off the lights. Thanks.


  • #6
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Yay! No voting til after 5 please.

    Can't wait to see what the Chickatee morons will be passionate about, no doubt a stale Marietta.

    A cream cracker, eaten in the cubicle when you’ve pushed out a “brown trout” and had a fap.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    A cream cracker, eaten in the cubicle when you’ve pushed out a “brown trout” and had a fap.

    Post number 6 is where the w*nking and sh*tting gets its first mention. Impressive that things have degenerated this much already. A new record.


  • #8
    Leg End Reject
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,859 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    A cream cracker, eaten in the cubicle when you’ve pushed out a “brown trout” and had a fap.

    Needs more "inverted commas" with a side serving of multiple personality disorder.

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  • #9
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,512 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Yay!

    Just finishing off a Coffee Caramel Digestive. Had no idea of their existence until recently - but yum yum yum!

    Other people's idea of hell, I'm sure. And that's what makes this thread so great. :)


  • #10
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    A cream cracker, eaten in the cubicle when you’ve pushed out a “brown trout” and had a fap.

    You work in IT as well?


  • #11
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Post number 6 is where the w*nking and sh*tting gets its first mention. Impressive that things have degenerated this much already. A new record.

    The fact that he managed to get **** and ****ting into a thread about biscuits deserves an honourable mention in its self.


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  • #12
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Yay! No voting til after 5 please.

    Can't wait to see what the Chickatee morons will be passionate about, no doubt a stale Marietta.

    What's wrong with Mariettas :P


  • #13
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    See, this is going to be complicated. Take the humble custard cream for example. Most of them? Grand. Aldi? Amazing. How do we factor that in?


  • #14
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Chocolate hobnobs are the nicest around. Aldi ones are dangerously addictive.


  • #15
    Leg End Reject
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,859 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Autosport wrote: »
    What's wrong with Mariettas :P

    I'm definitely puking in your car now!

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  • #16
    Necro
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 57,978 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Custard Creams ftw!!

    Nothing like them with a cup of tea.

    You can keep all your fancy sh1te away from my biscuit tin.

    Partial to plain digestives and choc chip cookies as well.

    And of course the good ol' Jam and Cream. Not Jammie Dodgers. Poor poor substitute for the classic.

    Moderator: Current Affairs/IMHO, Soccer, Pro Wrestling, State Benefits



  • #17
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    I'm definitely puking in your car now!

    What biscuits were you eating to cause this nausea?


  • #18
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,968 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    All biscuits these days are ****e since they started adding palm oil to the mix. Pointless tournament.

    Only palm oil you appreciate is the stuff left on your palm after you've taken your leathery auld todger for a lubed-up runaround.

    Is it too early for insults?


  • #19
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,512 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Only palm oil you appreciate is the stuff left on your palm after you've taken your leathery auld todger for a lubed-up runaround.

    Is it too early for insults?
    Never too early for poetry like that.


  • #20
    Necro
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 57,978 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Steady on there Deebles we haven't even found a biscuit to fight about yet!!

    Moderator: Current Affairs/IMHO, Soccer, Pro Wrestling, State Benefits



  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Here's the rules for Round 1


    1. Each match is made using a Random Number Generator.


    2. You must give a reason for your choice or it won't count. It's more fun this way. Some people cast a vote with just their choice and then go back to edit it and include a choice. This is allowed once your post is edited by the time the count begins i.e. fairly quickly.


    3. The first biscuit to receive 8 votes goes through to the next round.


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  • #22
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    I'm definitely puking in your car now!

    You won't get your rear end near my vehicle :D.

    Marietta with butter :)


  • #23
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Toffypops gets my vote

    Delicious mix of chocolate and toffee and so easily addictive :)


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    See, this is going to be complicated. Take the humble custard cream for example. Most of them? Grand. Aldi? Amazing. How do we factor that in?

    You are free to rank the biscuit according to it's worst or best incarnation. Could make for some interesting insights tbh.


  • #25
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,968 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Necro wrote: »
    Steady on there Deebles we haven't even found a biscuit to fight about yet!!
    Necro wrote: »
    Partial to plain digestives

    I'm fuming over this one already.

    Lets do this!


  • #26
    Necro
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 57,978 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Autosport wrote: »
    Toffypops gets my vote

    Delicious mix of chocolate and toffee and so easily addictive :)

    I class Toffypops as fancy sh1te. Wouldn't even consider them when shopping in the biscuit aisle tbh.

    Moderator: Current Affairs/IMHO, Soccer, Pro Wrestling, State Benefits



  • #27
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Jaffa cakes are definitely cakes and should be struck out as eligible for this competition. No way a biscuit.

    Not even nice either.


  • #28
    Necro
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 57,978 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    I'm fuming over this one already.

    Lets do this!

    What's wrong with plain digestives? The ultimate in dunkability :D

    Moderator: Current Affairs/IMHO, Soccer, Pro Wrestling, State Benefits



  • #29
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Jaffa cakes are definitely cakes and should be struck out as eligible for this competition. No way a biscuit.

    Not even nice either.

    They're evil


  • #30
    Necro
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 57,978 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Jaffa cakes are definitely cakes and should be struck out as eligible for this competition. No way a biscuit.

    Not even nice either.

    I don't mind them actually. But again wouldn't buy them. If they appear in the house though they'd get eaten.

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  • #31
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Necro wrote: »
    I class Toffypops as fancy sh1te. Wouldn't even consider them when shopping in the biscuit aisle tbh.

    Your loss :P


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