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Steak and blowjob day today

  • 14-03-2016 06:51PM
    #1
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

    :)


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  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Specialun wrote: »
    Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

    :)

    You offering?


  • #3
    Glebee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,632 ✭✭✭Glebee


    Ill be getting neither :(


  • #4
    strelok
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭strelok


    this time last year I swore I'd work on my flexibility and here we are again, one year later and there's not even any point in trying


  • #5
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    I'd love a big fat juicy blow steak right now.


  • #6
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,377 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    I rang the missus there to remind her. Apparently we're having chicken for dinner and I'm in the spare room tonight.


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  • #7
    thattequilagirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭thattequilagirl


    Jayop wrote: »
    I rang the missus there to remind her. Apparently we're having chicken for dinner and I'm in the spare room tonight.

    Unlucky:)


  • #8
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    I demand safe space from this kind of misogyny


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Steak and blow job? I've been talking like a pirate all day.

    I'm such an idiot!!


  • #10
    thattequilagirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭thattequilagirl


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    I demand safe space from this kind of misogyny

    Nothing misogynistic about steak or blow jobs. I'm actually offended you'd even say that.


  • #11
    Speedwell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    I'm a Yank and today is "Pi Day" in the US because in US date format it's "3-14-16". The usual celebration dish is pie.

    I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night. :D


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  • #12
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Speedwell wrote: »
    I'm a Yank and today is Pi day in the US because in US date format it's 3-14-16. The usual celebration dish is pie.

    I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night. :D

    Guess what he's having tonight!

    :pac:


  • #13
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,377 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    endacl wrote: »
    Guess what he's having tonight!

    :pac:

    http://www.lifegag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tumblr_n3e1xokT9L1rxi745o1_500.gif


  • #14
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Was awfully chewy.


  • #15
    Speedwell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    endacl wrote: »
    Guess what he's having tonight!

    :pac:

    Not pie again. :P


  • #16
    Magico Gonzalez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Magico Gonzalez


    Saps.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,847 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Specialun wrote: »
    Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

    :)

    Is that a new name for Commonwealth day?


  • #18
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Jeeez, its just dawned on me.

    Was visiting the oldies earlier this evening, and me dear old mum was frying up a lovely lump of cow meat.

    No wonder the old man had a serious glint in his eye as he winked at me going out the door,


    The crafty old bastard.


  • #19
    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    endacl wrote: »
    Guess what he's having tonight!

    :pac:

    Leftover pie 😃😃😃


  • #20
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Is that a new name for Commonwealth day?

    Oh hello maryanne..how you doing..got any steak your way

    :P:P


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,847 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Specialun wrote: »
    Oh hello maryanne..how you doing..got any steak your way

    :P:P

    Plenty. I'm a big meat and 2 veg gal.


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  • #22
    mikeym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭mikeym


    No steak and no BJ for me today :(


  • #23
    mahoganygas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mahoganygas


    Just walked in the door and could smell the missus frying something in the pan.



    Quorn fcuking steaks!!


    I'm not getting my hopes up for later.


  • #24
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,978 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    He'll get fish pie and a **** and be glad of it!


  • #25
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Is Fishpie and **** Day the ladies version?


  • #26
    Niemoj
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    The struggle of being non-hetero, I never get steak :(


  • #27
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,194 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Hopefully the lucky men will have onions as well with their steak.


  • #28
    JackieBauer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭JackieBauer


    I like it bloody and with plenty of bite.


  • #29
    Abril Wooden Traitor
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Abril Wooden Traitor


    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I like it bloody and with plenty of bite.

    The steak, or...?


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Is Fishpie and **** Day the ladies version?

    Cake and Cunnilingus.


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  • #31
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    He'll get fish pie and a **** and be glad of it!

    Is fish pie a metaphor?


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