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Steak and blowjob day today

Specialun · 2016-03-14 17:51:08

Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies :)

14-03-2016 5:51pm

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Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

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#2 14-03-2016 5:52pm

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Specialun wrote: »

Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

You offering?

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#3 14-03-2016 5:53pm

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Ill be getting neither

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#4 14-03-2016 5:53pm

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this time last year I swore I'd work on my flexibility and here we are again, one year later and there's not even any point in trying

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#5 14-03-2016 5:53pm

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I'd love a big fat juicy blow steak right now.

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#6 14-03-2016 5:53pm

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I rang the missus there to remind her. Apparently we're having chicken for dinner and I'm in the spare room tonight.

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#7 14-03-2016 5:54pm

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Jayop wrote: »

I rang the missus there to remind her. Apparently we're having chicken for dinner and I'm in the spare room tonight.

Unlucky:)

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#8 14-03-2016 5:54pm

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I demand safe space from this kind of misogyny

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#9 14-03-2016 5:56pm

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Steak and blow job? I've been talking like a pirate all day.

I'm such an idiot!!

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#10 14-03-2016 5:56pm

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Harry Palmr wrote: »

I demand safe space from this kind of misogyny

Nothing misogynistic about steak or blow jobs. I'm actually offended you'd even say that.

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#11 14-03-2016 5:56pm

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I'm a Yank and today is "Pi Day" in the US because in US date format it's "3-14-16". The usual celebration dish is pie.

I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night.

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#12 14-03-2016 5:58pm

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Speedwell wrote: »

I'm a Yank and today is Pi day in the US because in US date format it's 3-14-16. The usual celebration dish is pie.

I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night.

Guess what he's having tonight!

:pac:

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#13 14-03-2016 6:01pm

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endacl wrote: »

Guess what he's having tonight!

:pac:

http://www.lifegag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tumblr_n3e1xokT9L1rxi745o1_500.gif

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#14 14-03-2016 6:01pm

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Was awfully chewy.

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#15 14-03-2016 6:02pm

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endacl wrote: »

Guess what he's having tonight!

:pac:

Not pie again. :P

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#16 14-03-2016 6:03pm

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Saps.

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#17 14-03-2016 6:03pm

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Specialun wrote: »

Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

Is that a new name for Commonwealth day?

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#18 14-03-2016 6:06pm

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Jeeez, its just dawned on me.

Was visiting the oldies earlier this evening, and me dear old mum was frying up a lovely lump of cow meat.

No wonder the old man had a serious glint in his eye as he winked at me going out the door,

The crafty old bastard.

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#19 14-03-2016 6:06pm

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endacl wrote: »

Guess what he's having tonight!

:pac:

Leftover pie 😃😃😃

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#20 14-03-2016 6:08pm

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Is that a new name for Commonwealth day?

Oh hello maryanne..how you doing..got any steak your way

:P:P

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#21 14-03-2016 6:09pm

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Specialun wrote: »

Oh hello maryanne..how you doing..got any steak your way

:P:P

Plenty. I'm a big meat and 2 veg gal.

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#22 14-03-2016 6:12pm

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No steak and no BJ for me today

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#23 14-03-2016 6:13pm

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Just walked in the door and could smell the missus frying something in the pan.

Quorn fcuking steaks!!

I'm not getting my hopes up for later.

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#24 14-03-2016 6:13pm

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He'll get fish pie and a **** and be glad of it!

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#25 14-03-2016 7:20pm

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Is Fishpie and **** Day the ladies version?

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#26 14-03-2016 7:26pm

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The struggle of being non-hetero, I never get steak

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#27 14-03-2016 7:38pm

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Hopefully the lucky men will have onions as well with their steak.

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#28 14-03-2016 8:15pm

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I like it bloody and with plenty of bite.

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JackieBauer wrote: »

I like it bloody and with plenty of bite.

The steak, or...?

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#30 14-03-2016 8:23pm

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Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Is Fishpie and **** Day the ladies version?

Cake and Cunnilingus.

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#31 14-03-2016 8:26pm

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PandaPoo wrote: »

He'll get fish pie and a **** and be glad of it!

Is fish pie a metaphor?

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#32 14-03-2016 8:31pm

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Specialun wrote: »

Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

Was my thread not good enough? I even linked to Lidl's steak offer :mad::mad:

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#33 14-03-2016 8:33pm

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i mentioned it again this year, just finishing heating my chicken dinner in the microwave. At least she is consistent

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#34 14-03-2016 10:41pm

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Speedwell wrote: »

I'm a Yank and today is "Pi Day" in the US because in US date format it's "3-14-16". The usual celebration dish is pie.

I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night.

Creampie, no?

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#35 14-03-2016 10:43pm

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First year in about 4 years s&BJ Day wasn't celebrated! I feel married

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#36 14-03-2016 10:45pm

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LexieOnRale wrote: »

First year in about 4 years s&BJ Day wasn't celebrated! I feel married

You've 75 mins to rectify that....

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#37 14-03-2016 10:48pm

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Mustard infused steak, mushrooms, onions, chips and gravy down the hatch 20 min ago will report later if im awake.

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#38 14-03-2016 10:50pm

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everlast75 wrote: »

You've 75 mins to rectify that....

Pfft, he didn't clean the outside Windows. He'll have to wait til next year

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#39 14-03-2016 10:50pm

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LexieOnRale wrote: »

Pfft, he didn't clean the outside Windows. He'll have to wait til next year

You're definitely married then so...

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#40 14-03-2016 11:20pm

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LexieOnRale wrote: »

First year in about 4 years s&BJ Day wasn't celebrated! I feel married

There's still 41 minutes left so, you know, never say never. :rolleyes:

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#41 14-03-2016 11:21pm

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I'm lying beside himself + wondering if I should remind him - I forgot all it. I think I'll just let him sleep :-)

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#42 14-03-2016 11:24pm

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Leogirl wrote: »

I'm lying beside himself + wondering if I should remind him - I forgot all it. I think I'll just let him sleep :-)

Ah gwan remind him ........

Go downstairs and cook him a steak ffs!

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#43 14-03-2016 11:26pm

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Leogirl wrote: »

I'm lying beside himself + wondering if I should remind him - I forgot all it. I think I'll just let him sleep :-)

Wake him up by reminding him

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#44 15-03-2016 10:39am

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Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Is Fishpie and **** Day the ladies version?

Valentine's, I believe...

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#45 15-03-2016 11:23am

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Steak and blow job? I've been talking like a pirate all day.

I'm such an idiot!!

Any offers to varnish your peg leg?

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#46 15-03-2016 11:32am

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Speedwell wrote: »

I'm a Yank and today is "Pi Day" in the US because in US date format it's "3-14-16". The usual celebration dish is pie.

I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night.

Dammit I missed it !!!
:mad::mad:

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#47 28-03-2016 1:45pm

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2 bloody weeks ago, could ye not make it a site-wide announcement! :mad:

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#48 28-03-2016 1:49pm

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Satriale wrote: »

2 bloody weeks ago, could ye not make it a site-wide announcement! :mad:

You could have a belated one sure.

That's not an offer by the way. :pac:

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#49 28-03-2016 2:02pm

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Blow jobs don't do much for me. Would rather give a lick out and/or get it up the arse.

I'll have a steak, though.

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#50 28-03-2016 2:05pm

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OneArt wrote: »

Blow jobs don't do much for me. Would rather give a lick out and/or get it up the arse.

I'll have a steak, though.

Jesus. Talk about graphic.

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#51 28-03-2016 2:07pm

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smurgen wrote: »

Jesus. Talk about graphic.

'Twould put you off your steak!

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