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Steak and blowjob day today

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  • 14-03-2016 6:51pm
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    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

    :)


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Specialun wrote: »
    Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

    :)

    You offering?


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    Glebee
    Registered Users Posts: 6,586 ✭✭✭Glebee


    Ill be getting neither :(


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    strelok
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭strelok


    this time last year I swore I'd work on my flexibility and here we are again, one year later and there's not even any point in trying


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    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    I'd love a big fat juicy blow steak right now.


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    Jayop
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    I rang the missus there to remind her. Apparently we're having chicken for dinner and I'm in the spare room tonight.


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    thattequilagirl
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    Jayop wrote: »
    I rang the missus there to remind her. Apparently we're having chicken for dinner and I'm in the spare room tonight.

    Unlucky:)


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    Harry Palmr
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    I demand safe space from this kind of misogyny


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    [Deleted User]
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    Steak and blow job? I've been talking like a pirate all day.

    I'm such an idiot!!


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    thattequilagirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭thattequilagirl


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    I demand safe space from this kind of misogyny

    Nothing misogynistic about steak or blow jobs. I'm actually offended you'd even say that.


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    Speedwell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    I'm a Yank and today is "Pi Day" in the US because in US date format it's "3-14-16". The usual celebration dish is pie.

    I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night. :D


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    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,233 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Speedwell wrote: »
    I'm a Yank and today is Pi day in the US because in US date format it's 3-14-16. The usual celebration dish is pie.

    I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night. :D

    Guess what he's having tonight!

    :pac:


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    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    endacl wrote: »
    Guess what he's having tonight!

    :pac:

    http://www.lifegag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tumblr_n3e1xokT9L1rxi745o1_500.gif


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    Mr.Crinklewood
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    Was awfully chewy.


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    Speedwell
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    endacl wrote: »
    Guess what he's having tonight!

    :pac:

    Not pie again. :P


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    Magico Gonzalez
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    Saps.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Specialun wrote: »
    Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

    :)

    Is that a new name for Commonwealth day?


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    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Jeeez, its just dawned on me.

    Was visiting the oldies earlier this evening, and me dear old mum was frying up a lovely lump of cow meat.

    No wonder the old man had a serious glint in his eye as he winked at me going out the door,


    The crafty old bastard.


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    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    endacl wrote: »
    Guess what he's having tonight!

    :pac:

    Leftover pie 😃😃😃


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    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Is that a new name for Commonwealth day?

    Oh hello maryanne..how you doing..got any steak your way

    :P:P


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    [Deleted User]
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    Specialun wrote: »
    Oh hello maryanne..how you doing..got any steak your way

    :P:P

    Plenty. I'm a big meat and 2 veg gal.


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    mikeym
    Registered Users Posts: 3,984 ✭✭✭mikeym


    No steak and no BJ for me today :(


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    mahoganygas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mahoganygas


    Just walked in the door and could smell the missus frying something in the pan.



    Quorn fcuking steaks!!


    I'm not getting my hopes up for later.


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    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    He'll get fish pie and a **** and be glad of it!


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    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Is Fishpie and **** Day the ladies version?


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    Niemoj
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Niemoj


    The struggle of being non-hetero, I never get steak :(


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    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users Posts: 16,293 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Hopefully the lucky men will have onions as well with their steak.


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    JackieBauer
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    I like it bloody and with plenty of bite.


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    coffee_cake
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    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I like it bloody and with plenty of bite.

    The steak, or...?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Is Fishpie and **** Day the ladies version?

    Cake and Cunnilingus.


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    suicide_circus
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    PandaPoo wrote: »
    He'll get fish pie and a **** and be glad of it!

    Is fish pie a metaphor?


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