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Steak and blowjob day today

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#32 14-03-2016 9:31pm
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Specialun wrote: »

Today is steak and blowjob day..dunno if lidl are doing cards & flowers for it...dont forget it ladies

Was my thread not good enough? I even linked to Lidl's steak offer :mad::mad:

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#33 14-03-2016 9:33pm
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i mentioned it again this year, just finishing heating my chicken dinner in the microwave. At least she is consistent

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#34 14-03-2016 11:41pm
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Speedwell wrote: »

I'm a Yank and today is "Pi Day" in the US because in US date format it's "3-14-16". The usual celebration dish is pie.

I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night.

Creampie, no?

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#35 14-03-2016 11:43pm
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First year in about 4 years s&BJ Day wasn't celebrated! I feel married

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#36 14-03-2016 11:45pm
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LexieOnRale wrote: »

First year in about 4 years s&BJ Day wasn't celebrated! I feel married

You've 75 mins to rectify that....

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#37 14-03-2016 11:48pm
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Mustard infused steak, mushrooms, onions, chips and gravy down the hatch 20 min ago will report later if im awake.

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#38 14-03-2016 11:50pm
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everlast75 wrote: »

You've 75 mins to rectify that....

Pfft, he didn't clean the outside Windows. He'll have to wait til next year

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#39 14-03-2016 11:50pm
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LexieOnRale wrote: »

Pfft, he didn't clean the outside Windows. He'll have to wait til next year

You're definitely married then so...

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#40 15-03-2016 12:20am
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LexieOnRale wrote: »

First year in about 4 years s&BJ Day wasn't celebrated! I feel married

There's still 41 minutes left so, you know, never say never. :rolleyes:

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#41 15-03-2016 12:21am
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I'm lying beside himself + wondering if I should remind him - I forgot all it. I think I'll just let him sleep :-)

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#42 15-03-2016 12:24am
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Leogirl wrote: »

I'm lying beside himself + wondering if I should remind him - I forgot all it. I think I'll just let him sleep :-)

Ah gwan remind him ........

Go downstairs and cook him a steak ffs!

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#43 15-03-2016 12:26am
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Leogirl wrote: »

I'm lying beside himself + wondering if I should remind him - I forgot all it. I think I'll just let him sleep :-)

Wake him up by reminding him

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#44 15-03-2016 11:39am
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Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Is Fishpie and **** Day the ladies version?

Valentine's, I believe...

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#45 15-03-2016 12:23pm
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Deleted User wrote: »

Steak and blow job? I've been talking like a pirate all day.

I'm such an idiot!!

Any offers to varnish your peg leg?

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#46 15-03-2016 12:32pm
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Speedwell wrote: »

I'm a Yank and today is "Pi Day" in the US because in US date format it's "3-14-16". The usual celebration dish is pie.

I made pie for my husband's and my dinner last night.

Dammit I missed it !!!
:mad::mad:

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#47 28-03-2016 2:45pm
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2 bloody weeks ago, could ye not make it a site-wide announcement! :mad:

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#48 28-03-2016 2:49pm
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Satriale wrote: »

2 bloody weeks ago, could ye not make it a site-wide announcement! :mad:

You could have a belated one sure.

That's not an offer by the way. :pac:

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#49 28-03-2016 3:02pm
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Blow jobs don't do much for me. Would rather give a lick out and/or get it up the arse.

I'll have a steak, though.

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#50 28-03-2016 3:05pm
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OneArt wrote: »

Blow jobs don't do much for me. Would rather give a lick out and/or get it up the arse.

I'll have a steak, though.

Jesus. Talk about graphic.

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#51 28-03-2016 3:07pm
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smurgen wrote: »

Jesus. Talk about graphic.

'Twould put you off your steak!

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#52 28-03-2016 3:14pm
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OneArt wrote: »

Blow jobs don't do much for me. Would rather give a lick out and/or get it up the arse.

I'll have a steak, though.

And well done, i'd guess!

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#53 28-03-2016 3:18pm
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endacl wrote: »

Valentine's, I believe...

Actually, October 19th is falafel and cunnilingus day.

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#54 28-03-2016 3:47pm
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Satriale wrote: »

And well done, i'd guess!

God no.

I like it practically raw.

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#55 28-03-2016 3:48pm
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smurgen wrote: »

Jesus. Talk about graphic.

Because talking about blow jobs is very discreet!

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#56 28-03-2016 4:00pm
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Searching the net, the history of the origin of this day is sketchy at best.

Most men don't even like blow jobs.

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#57 28-03-2016 4:06pm
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ToddyDoody wrote: »

Most men don't even like blow jobs.

What, what, whaaaat??

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#58 28-03-2016 4:34pm
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OneArt wrote: »

God no.

I like it practically raw.

Oh, the steak? Me too!

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#59 28-03-2016 4:41pm
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OneArt wrote: »

Blow jobs don't do much for me. Would rather give a lick out and/or get it up the arse.

I'll have a steak, though.

User wants to GIVE a lickout or GET it up the arse?

I'm confused as to your sexual leanings poster!

:pac:

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#60 28-03-2016 4:43pm
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whatdoicare wrote: »

What, what, whaaaat??

I definitely think that needs a poll

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#61 28-03-2016 4:44pm
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maudgonner wrote: »

I definitely think that needs a poll

Here! Take a hold of mine.

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