Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

The Sun King · 09-01-2016 10:40AM

siblers wrote: »

People who think farmers are tossers.

Hmm, if everyone in Ireland is a tosser, does that mean anyone is really a tosser?

conditioned games · 09-01-2016 10:50AM

The Sun King wrote: »

Hmm, if everyone in Ireland is a tosser, does that mean anyone is really a tosser?

Only you are, The Sun King Tosser

Pinch Flat · 09-01-2016 10:58AM

Robsweezie wrote: »

Pedantry

Or just being a pedant

Kev W · 09-01-2016 11:02AM

Use of the term "west brit".

DrPhilG · 09-01-2016 11:08AM

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Biggest perpetrator.... Ronald Whelan.-hope you agree:cool:

Surely you mean that the worst culprits are the likes of your Ronald Whelans?

The Sun King · 09-01-2016 12:04PM

conditioned games wrote: »

Only you are, The Sun King Tosser

I'm only glad we are having this conversation through the medium of text. I find it incredible difficult to understand the garbled mess that passes for speech in the farming community.

"Honna shin shona dairy cows, boss!"

Sure thing, friend.

09-01-2016 12:55PM

Freezing this morning coming back from the shop,I seen a guy wearing a heavy anorak with the hood up.......and a pair of shorts!!! The wankiest of ****!

johndaman66 · 09-01-2016 01:54PM

droidman123 wrote: »

Freezing this morning coming back from the shop,I seen a guy wearing a heavy anorak with the hood up.......and a pair of shorts!!! The wankiest of ****!

Yep I saw a couple of them toss pots too of late on separate occasions. The worrying thing about it was they both had fairly fit looking women with them.

Heckler · 09-01-2016 02:20PM

Rudeness and ignorance. I'm not sure which is worse. Being so unaware of how much of a dick you're being is ignorance. Knowing it and still doing it it is rudeness.

Parking in supervalu yesterday a car comes along and stops dead center in the middle of two spaces in a fairly busy car park. A sprightly gent about 60 hops out. I said Hi sorry but you're taking up 2 spaces there, someone else might need one. Looked at me like I had two heads and went on his way.

Tosser.

Brendan Bendar · 09-01-2016 06:42PM

Heckler wrote: »

Rudeness and ignorance. I'm not sure which is worse. Being so unaware of how much of a dick you're being is ignorance. Knowing it and still doing it it is rudeness.

Parking in supervalu yesterday a car comes along and stops dead center in the middle of two spaces in a fairly busy car park. A sprightly gent about 60 hops out. I said Hi sorry but you're taking up 2 spaces there, someone else might need one. Looked at me like I had two heads and went on his way.

Tosser.

Told ya so:D

johndaman66 · 09-01-2016 10:06PM

Heckler wrote: »

Parking in supervalu yesterday a car comes along and stops dead center in the middle of two spaces in a fairly busy car park. A sprightly gent about 60 hops out. I said Hi sorry but you're taking up 2 spaces there, someone else might need one. Looked at me like I had two heads and went on his way.

Tosser.

What a prick. You'd actually be tempted to key the car, not that damaging another persons property property is correct either even if he is a prick.

Corpus Twisty · 09-01-2016 10:29PM

Anyone having a serious, dead serious discussion about how they went about picking the under 10's 1st 11 soccer team. You coach kids/lads who make stuff/plumbers football. It's a bit of fun...lighten the fcuk up... "I said to Gerry, if I can't have Mick as full-forward, I was quitting, no if's or buts..." Feck off, ya w4nker.

mfceiling · 09-01-2016 10:38PM

Heckler wrote: »

Rudeness and ignorance. I'm not sure which is worse. Being so unaware of how much of a dick you're being is ignorance. Knowing it and still doing it it is rudeness.

Parking in supervalu yesterday a car comes along and stops dead center in the middle of two spaces in a fairly busy car park. A sprightly gent about 60 hops out. I said Hi sorry but you're taking up 2 spaces there, someone else might need one. Looked at me like I had two heads and went on his way.

Tosser.

That happened to me before. I was just about able to reverse in within a few inches of their drivers door. Good luck getting back in after your shìt parking.

johndaman66 · 10-01-2016 12:32AM

mfceiling wrote: »

That happened to me before. I was just about able to reverse in within a few inches of their drivers door. Good luck getting back in after your shìt parking.

One thing I will say that may not occur to you is that if you did not see him/her parking the car it may have being the case that there was a car parked in a crap manner on the other side of him/her to you that meant they had no choice but to park in a crap manner. In the meantime the other car may have pulled away letting it look like they just carlessly parked in a crap way. If you seen them parking in a crap manner and they had no excuse to do so then that is of course a different story.

Eugene Norman · 10-01-2016 12:40AM

Kev W wrote: »

Use of the term "west brit".

West Brits.

At this stage I think the thread stats are showing that 99.9% of the population of Ireland are ****.

10-01-2016 12:43AM

Eugene Norman wrote: »

West Brits.

At this stage I think the thread stats are showing that 99.9% of the population of Ireland are ****.

Speak for yourself!

Eugene Norman · 10-01-2016 12:45AM

droidman123 wrote: »

Speak for yourself!

99.9000025% if I include me.

10-01-2016 12:46AM

Eugene Norman wrote: »

99.9000025% if I include me.

Aha ok then

Divelment · 10-01-2016 01:57AM

Wearing a blazer jacket with leather elbow pads or wearing slip on shoes or a guy wearing a pullover tied around his shoulders, defo top wanker material. Add another 1000 wanker watch bonus points if they drive a BMW...

10-01-2016 02:00AM

Divelment wrote: »

Wearing a blazer jacket with leather elbow pads or wearing slip on shoes or a guy wearing a pullover tied around his shoulders, defo top wanker material. Add another 1000 wanker watch bonus points if they drive a BMW...

Guy wearing a pullover tied around his shoulders is the mother of all ****! Totally agree

LeeLooLee · 10-01-2016 02:15AM

droidman123 wrote: »

Guy wearing a pullover tied around his shoulders is the mother of all ****! Totally agree

Same. I'm not even sure why. Just one look and I think 'd1ckhead'.

Stealthfins · 10-01-2016 02:17AM

droidman123 wrote:

Guy wearing a pullover tied around his shoulders is the mother of all ****! Totally agree

You'll probably end up doing that yourself sometime ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜

Divelment · 10-01-2016 02:19AM

Also guys who are driving a car with a taxi roofsign on it, not a hope the guy isn't a top class wanker.

Robsweezie · 10-01-2016 03:07AM

Overruse of "clearly" and "obviously" in their sentences both on boards and offline, and starting sentences with them.

Brendan Bendar · 10-01-2016 05:38AM

Probably said already.

Shaveheads with sunglasses on the top of their heads.

Nailed on ****.

Also bell-voiced gimps who roar and shout at under age football games whilst patrolling the sideline. Shouting something like " Hauld yer shape Martin, Hauld yer shape" or "Ger aupen Fintin,Ger aupen"

Scrotes.

M5 · 10-01-2016 01:31PM

mfceiling wrote: »

That happened to me before. I was just about able to reverse in within a few inches of their drivers door. Good luck getting back in after your shìt parking.

Since we bought a house I have driven cars worth 2 grand tops. I do exactly that, I'm pretty good at it at this stage and can get within a cm of the afformentioned wanker. Surprisingly I gave never come back to a new scrape.

Another one that "grinds my gears" (along with people who use the term "grinds my gears") is people who park in parent and child spots without a child in site. Do these cretins realise how bloody difficult it is to get a car seat out of a car in a regular size space. 5/6 spaces in local shop taken up by these **** last night.May have to develop a twist on my close parking technique

10-01-2016 02:26PM

Stealthfins wrote: »

You'll probably end up doing that yourself sometime ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜

Never!!!!!

robbiezero · 10-01-2016 05:22PM

People who partake in Twitter storms or shamings. Always always ****.

deaddonkey15 · 10-01-2016 08:02PM

robbiezero wrote: »

People who partake in Twitter storms or shamings. Always always ****.

People who do this on Facebook are a much higher calibre of wanker. Those who write 'open letters' or public complaints to company Facebook pages are attention seeking **** of the highest order. The style and and structure of the writing in these posts are usually very different from typical Facebook posts to make the author seem more mature and educated when really they just come across as absolute tw*ts.

dirkmeister · 10-01-2016 08:04PM

deaddonkey15 wrote: »

People who do this on Facebook are a much higher calibre of wanker. Those who write 'open letters' or public complaints to company Facebook pages are attention seeking **** of the highest order. The style and and structure of the writing in these posts are usually very different from typical Facebook posts to make the author seem more mature and educated when really they just come across as absolute tw*ts.

Dear Eva Mendes,

I think you're fair sound.
Will you come to my debs?

PJ from Navan

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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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