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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #2162
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Ulysses Gaze wrote: »
    To avoid the Recruitment Agency middlemen.

    LinkedIn is great to go direct to hiring managers thus cutting the Agency vultures out of the equation.

    That's terrific. But leave me out if it. I don't care who is on it or why. All I ask is not to be emailed 59 times a day.


  • #2163
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Ol' Donie wrote: »
    People who say 'fail'.

    Ah but fail stands for "first attempt in learning", think I saw it on one of those wankerish motivational posters mentioned earlier against a waterfalls in a forest backdrop


  • #2164
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,756 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Tan coloured leather shoes that taper to a point and are always a massive size, and are accompanied by a suit


  • #2165
    GaryTLynch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭GaryTLynch


    bigpink wrote: »
    The what pill??

    If you need to ask you are clearly one of the sheeple.


  • #2166
    siblers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,813 ✭✭✭✭siblers


    recylingbin wrote: »
    That's terrific. But leave me out if it. I don't care who is on it or why. All I ask is not to be emailed 59 times a day.

    You should be able to add emails from LinkedIn to your spam filter.


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  • #2167
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Tan coloured leather shoes that taper to a point and are always a massive size, and are accompanied by a suit

    Has to he a navy suit. True sign of a wanker.


  • #2168
    brian_7070
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭brian_7070


    Any one who has ever uttered/written the words "You wouldnt see a rugby player/fan doing that"


  • #2169
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Any man under the age of 45 wearing a cardigan, ****!

    You're not Val Doonican so get it off ya stupid cúnt!


  • #2170
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    brian_7070 wrote: »
    Any one who has ever uttered/written the words "You wouldnt see a rugby player/fan doing that"

    It's probably true unless they're talking about kicking a young man to death outside a nightclub......


  • #2171
    oodes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭oodes


    Football commentators who refer to players in the plural. The Roy Keane's , Wayne Rooney's, Steven Gerard's , there is only one of them so shut the f*ck up you tosser


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  • #2172
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    oodes wrote: »
    Football commentators who refer to players in the plural. The Roy Keane's , Wayne Rooney's, Steven Gerard's , there is only one of them so shut the f*ck up you tosser

    What about Andy Goram?


  • #2173
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,134 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    oodes wrote: »
    Football commentators who refer to players in the plural. The Roy Keane's , Wayne Rooney's, Steven Gerard's , there is only one of them so shut the f*ck up you tosser
    i hate that too


  • #2174
    oodes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭oodes


    Omackeral wrote: »
    What about Andy Goram?

    Leave Andy out of this , Ledge :D


  • #2175
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,359 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    oodes wrote: »
    Football commentators who refer to players in the plural. The Roy Keane's , Wayne Rooney's, Steven Gerard's , there is only one of them so shut the f*ck up you tosser

    Sorry oodes , slight correction,it's "Your Roy Keanes, your Wayne Rooneys... Etc.


    Biggest perpetrator.... Ronald Whelan.-hope you agree:cool:


  • #2176
    oodes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45 ✭oodes


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »

    Biggest perpetrator.... Ronald Whelan.-hope you agree:cool:

    Haha 100% , Im delighted I found some fellow haters of this :D I knew I couldnt be alone


  • #2177
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Has to he a navy suit. True sign of a wanker.

    Ivan yeats is wearing a navy suit and brown shoes in the late late show!!


  • #2178
    Sweetemotion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭Sweetemotion


    Farmers driving their tractors on main roads at rush hour.
    People driving tractors on the N7.
    People driving tractors at night with no back lights on their trailer.
    People driving tractors at night with those two little lights, at the front that are directly eye height on full bean.

    ****....


  • #2179
    Joe prim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    Deleted User wrote: »
    On my FB feed, I find that it's never the successful people that post this stuff

    Edit: Just read the previous post. Snap!

    Ever notice that successful people don't have Facebook feeds?


  • #2180
    The Sun King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    Sweetemotion wrote: »
    Farmers driving their tractors on main roads at rush hour.
    People driving tractors on the N7.
    People driving tractors at night with no back lights on their trailer.
    People driving tractors at night with those two little lights, at the front that are directly eye height on full bean.

    ****....

    Farmers in general.


  • #2181
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Joe prim wrote: »
    Ever notice that successful people don't have Facebook feeds?

    They're on Twitter.


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  • #2182
    Augme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Augme


    People who drink Orchard Thieves. Mass produced and marketed to people who think they're being "hip and "trendy" by drinking it.


  • #2183
    siblers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,813 ✭✭✭✭siblers


    Augme wrote: »
    People who drink Orchard Thieves. Mass produced and marketed to people who think they're being "hip and "trendy" by drinking it.

    Or people drink it cause it tastes nice? I drink Orchard Thieves cause it's the nicest apple cider that's easily available.


  • #2184
    siblers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,813 ✭✭✭✭siblers


    The Sun King wrote: »
    Farmers in general.

    People who think farmers are tossers.


  • #2185
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Actual orchard thieves, with their ruddy cheeks, scraped knees and dungarees filled with apples, always escaping over the wall just before the farmer's dog can sink his teeth into their behind.


  • #2186
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Actual orchard thieves, with their ruddy cheeks, scraped knees and dungarees filled with apples, always escaping over the wall just before the farmer's dog can sink his teeth into their behind.

    Oh come on!!!!!
    We all partied.


  • #2187
    Optimalprimerib
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    There was a thread a few months back about how you dress when you go out on the town. 80% would fit into this category.

    For example trilby hat wearers.


  • #2188
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,002 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    oodes wrote: »
    Football commentators who refer to players in the plural. The Roy Keane's , Wayne Rooney's, Steven Gerard's , there is only one of them so shut the f*ck up you tosser

    And always accompanied with "of this world"


  • #2189
    Internet Ham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 164 ✭✭Internet Ham


    Yer Aul One wrote: »
    Anyone who when they sniff the smell of spliff in a public area like a concert, immediately start craning their neck around and exasperatedly telling their mates "someone is smoking a joint".

    It's usually a wanker rush of people of who can smell and identify it first.

    Anyone smoking a joint in a public area is a good sign of a wanker to me. I don't care if you smoke weed but don't do it around me. It smells like sh1t and it was in your rancid lungs. Keep it to yourself.


  • #2190
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Optimalprimerib wrote: »
    There was a thread a few months back about how you dress when you go out on the town. 80% would fit into this category.

    For example trilby hat wearers.

    Especially when they call it a fedora.

    Any man who wears a trilby or an actual fedora without the rest of the suit goes on the list too.


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  • #2191
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Pedantry


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