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Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

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  • #4922
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    naughto wrote: »
    Fried onions,mushrooms ear infection,manties for Reggie and a bulls knob well I think it is any way.
    Can't wait for kouv to read this

    Yiz are all banned. Or maybe I can ban myself and fix all :D
    I'll have a proper read of what I missed later on. My phone is nearly dead and I am waiting on a call or text from a man about a bull :) bull I'm selling that is.


  • #4923
    whelan2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,438 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Kovu wrote: »
    Yiz are all banned. Or maybe I can ban myself and fix all :D
    I'll have a proper read of what I missed later on. My phone is nearly dead and I am waiting on a call or text from a man about a bull :) bull I'm selling that is.
    2 days to recover, can we go the next time?


  • #4924
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    whelan2 wrote: »
    2 days to recover, can we go the next time?

    No that didn't cause my disappearance! I was literally just inside the door for a min, no dancing at all. I was walking back to my hotel which was right beside Coppers and a dog got hit by a car. Literally the first place I seen with people was Coppers so I ran in and got them to look up the ucd emergency vets as the dog had a collar on. Cue crowd around looking at the poor wee dog.


  • #4925
    rushvalley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭rushvalley


    Kovu wrote: »
    No that didn't cause my disappearance! I was literally just inside the door for a min, no dancing at all. I was walking back to my hotel which was right beside Coppers and a dog got hit by a car. Literally the first place I seen with people was Coppers so I ran in and got them to look up the ucd emergency vets as the dog had a collar on. Cue crowd around looking at the poor wee dog.

    I saw that actually haha was wandering what was happening 😂


  • #4926
    Charliebull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,487 ✭✭✭Charliebull


    any heard the term mummy , scanning cows and one of them has a mummy


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  • #4927
    whelan2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,438 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Charliebull wrote: »
    any heard the term mummy , scanning cows and one of them has a mummy
    mummified calf? we factoried one that had one


  • #4928
    Charliebull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,487 ✭✭✭Charliebull


    whelan2 wrote: »
    mummified calf? we factoried one that had one

    yep thats it, new one on me, but every day is a school day


  • #4929
    A cow called Daisy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭A cow called Daisy


    Was visiting a (devoutly religious) neighbour in hospital yesterday when a few nurses came into the ward to help a patient.
    Patient asks first one her name and where she is from and then asks her if she knows a few people who he names that either live or did live near where she said she was from.
    Asks second nurse the same questions and gets similar answers to the first nurse....both local girls. And he after saying how he played football with/against them in his day.
    Asks the third one where she's from.
    "I'm from a place called the Philippines" she says.
    "Oh" he says with a great deal of disappointment, "I don't think I ever played football with someone from there. But who's you priest in that parish.:D


  • #4930
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Was sticking the scraper up into the crossties on the shed just now (as you do, tis handy for storage to keep it dry) and a big lump of wet shíte landed in my eye.

    Poop. Literally. :o


  • #4931
    greysides
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭greysides


    Kovu wrote: »
    Was sticking the scraper up into the crossties on the shed just now (as you do, tis handy for storage to keep it dry) ... :o


    Don't believe you for a minute.... isn't it time you put a proper wind-proof roof on that shed?

    The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress. Joseph Joubert

    The ultimate purpose of debate is not to produce consensus. It's to promote critical thinking.

    Adam Grant



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  • #4932
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    greysides wrote: »
    Don't believe you for a minute.... isn't it time you put a proper wind-proof roof on that shed?

    It's actually fully enclosed now, none of that fancy topless stuff here. Bar the side door at the top pen where we have the door open and tied to the creep feeder, handy to keep the air flowing in there and keep the other doors closed.

    Found it fierce hard to close the main door earlier! Fecking Abigail must have been on the high fibre diet with all the wind that's blowing round here. One of the creep feeders out the field is upside down too.


  • #4933
    BG2.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭BG2.0


    Kovu wrote: »
    Was sticking the scraper up into the crossties on the shed just now (as you do, tis handy for storage to keep it dry) and a big lump of wet shíte landed in my eye.

    Poop. Literally. :o

    As in a yard hand scraper?
    Bit like dairy guys who get, 's**t on' if not too careful esq


  • #4934
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    BG2.0 wrote: »
    As in a yard hand scraper?
    Bit like dairy guys who get, 's**t on' if not too careful esq

    Yea one of these yokes, we just place it up there as it's easily got when needed morning & evening.
    Don't mind a bit of cowshít, just not in my eye :P

    yard_scraper_11062_large.jpg


  • #4935
    naughto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,471 ✭✭✭naughto


    is reggie still tied up in the shed?


  • #4936
    whelan2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,438 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Electricity gone


  • #4937
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    naughto wrote: »
    is reggie still tied up in the shed?

    Nah, he chewed his arm off to get free!


  • #4938
    BG2.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭BG2.0


    Kovu wrote: »
    Nah, he chewed his arm off to get free!

    How'd he get out of the dungeon?


  • #4939
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,292 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    BG2.0 wrote: »
    How'd he get out of the dungeon?

    Made a rope ladder out of whips and Manties and climbed out.......


  • #4940
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Nek has experience of this I see :pac:


  • #4941
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,292 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Kovu wrote: »
    Nek has experience of this I see :pac:

    Too expensive without the State job. SFP would be gone in a weekend. .. :(


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  • #4942
    BG2.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭BG2.0


    Pendamenthalin, one of the hotter actives(Bg herbicide, was a clothing dye)
    www.edp24.co.uk/news/roads_are_now_open_following_earlier_chemical_spill_near_welney_1_4308335

    That will be expensive for someone!


  • #4943
    Brown Podzol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Brown Podzol


    Kovu wrote: »
    Nah, he chewed his arm off to get free!

    Coyote ugly.


  • #4944
    ganmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,743 ✭✭✭ganmo


    Kovu wrote: »
    topless Abigail blowing upside down.

    Poor Abigail :p


  • #4945
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ganmo wrote: »
    Poor Abigail :p

    If she's blowing upside down she has better balance than me.


  • #4946
    Some Yoke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭Some Yoke


    Wellies leaking, aaawful


  • #4947
    ganmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,743 ✭✭✭ganmo


    Some Yoke wrote: »
    Wellies leaking, aaawful

    I put my foot into a welly last weekend only to find a lough of water at the bottom...:(


  • #4948
    whelan2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,438 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    ganmo wrote: »
    I put my foot into a welly last weekend only to find a lough of water at the bottom...:(
    as long as it wasnt a mouse


  • #4949
    IH784man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭IH784man


    whelan2 wrote: »
    as long as it wasnt a mouse

    Put the foot in my boot,felt something inside it,thought it was a stone or something so I take it and out comes the biggest bettle I had ever seen :o


  • #4950
    BG2.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭BG2.0


    whelan2 wrote: »
    as long as it wasnt a mouse

    Becarefull if ever see cat/dog near the wellies in the morning


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  • #4951
    kowtow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭kowtow


    BG2.0 wrote:
    Becarefull if ever see cat/dog near the wellies in the morning

    Once got a call from a school teacher to say 4/5 yo boy had complained of something in his shoe on arrival at school. Turns out it was a frog (dead), and did we want it sent home with him?


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