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Junco Partner · 07-10-2015 01:13AM

So I missed the last bus home by about a minute. Most of the Galway hostels seem to have no vacancy.
I have a new found understanding for those who sleep rough albeit only one solitary nights worth of understanding.
Not easy to.
So so so cold.

Jhcx · 07-10-2015 01:23AM

pajor wrote: »

If you have a limited time of unemployment, enjoy it! Wouldn't mind it myself atm.

Thats questionable if i even get back. But id rather not be free in my current mind frame. just not safe in my mental health

wnolan1992 · 07-10-2015 08:37AM

I want to make a series of videos called "Misleading Titles". The first entries in the series are:

"Stroking a Big Black Cock" - wherein a young woman from the inner city goes back to nature on a farm out in the west of Ireland, adopts a black rooster with whom she quickly develops a bond akin to that of a pet.

"Creampie Compilation" - wherein Jamie Oliver makes several different pastries filled with whipped cream.

"Pussy Licking for Beginners" - wherein a mother cat teaches her kittens how to clean themselves.

"Banging Hard with Sasha Gray" - wherein pornstar Sasha Gray learns to play the drums.

"Big Tits in the Woods" - wherein David Attenborough marvels at extra large examples of Bluetits in a forest.

MauraTheThird · 07-10-2015 01:36PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I want to make a series of videos called "Misleading Titles". The first entries in the series are:

"Stroking a Big Black Cock" - wherein a young woman from the inner city goes back to nature on a farm out in the west of Ireland, adopts a black rooster with whom she quickly develops a bond akin to that of a pet.

"Creampie Compilation" - wherein Jamie Oliver makes several different pastries filled with whipped cream.

"Pussy Licking for Beginners" - wherein a mother cat teaches her kittens how to clean themselves.

"Banging Hard with Sasha Gray" - wherein pornstar Sasha Gray learns to play the drums.

"Big Tits in the Woods" - wherein David Attenborough marvels at extra large examples of Bluetits in a forest.

Roared laughed out loud in the library and I only have you to blame!

iamanengine · 07-10-2015 05:54PM

Junco Partner wrote: »

So I missed the last bus home by about a minute. Most of the Galway hostels seem to have no vacancy.
I have a new found understanding for those who sleep rough albeit only one solitary nights worth of understanding.
Not easy to.
So so so cold.

Damn man, I would have offered you my couch had I seen this in time :O

Junco Partner · 07-10-2015 06:48PM

iamanengine wrote: »

Damn man, I would have offered you my couch had I seen this in time :O

S'cool. I lasted a few hours on a bench until I noped the funk out of there. Galway to ballinasloe is a very expensive taxi but I think I made the right call.
I'm just lucky I make enough that I can take that hit. Will never pass a homeless person by again.

wnolan1992 · 07-10-2015 07:26PM

From thinking of the above horrific video titles in the shower this morning, to mking this nifty càcà milis this evening, just another day in the wacky world of wnolan1992!

https://twitter.com/wnolan1992/status/651837483425091584

HugsiePie · 07-10-2015 07:36PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

From thinking of the above horrific video titles in the shower this morning, to mking this nifty càcà milis this evening, just another day in the wacky world of wnolan1992!

https://twitter.com/wnolan1992/status/651837483425091584

My virgin kitchen?

Boy youre doingit wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq7G-Q9ZwC0

Now THATS how you bake :cool:

Junco Partner · 07-10-2015 07:50PM

HugsiePie wrote: »

Now THATS how you bake :cool:

I've been Baking wrong all these years

wnolan1992 · 07-10-2015 08:01PM

HugsiePie wrote: »

My virgin kitchen?

Boy youre doingit wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq7G-Q9ZwC0

Now THATS how you bake :cool:

That's one way...

Or you could do this...

Junco Partner · 09-10-2015 12:22AM

Do you ever randomly meet people when out and about and strike up a conversation or have one struck up upon you.
This conversation invariably turns out to be fantastically interesting and you are glad to have had this person(s) pass through your life,albeit briefly.
And then you realise: you forgot their name as soon as they told you.
The once engrossing conversation becomes fraught with tension. Your mind becomes a frantic roll call. "Was it Karen? Mary? Tim?"
Each time they say your own name all you can think is "They know! They're mocking me, they know I forgot so they're rubbing it in that they remembered"

"It was really cool meeting you , Junco"

"You too.... Pal"
Visible shivers as I cringe.

Jhcx · 16-10-2015 12:29PM

I had a nightmare last night that something happened to my arm and it had to be cut off. but just to preserve my tattoo they cut it just below it. But my first panic attack was that id never be able to drive again

So now im online looking to know when advanced robotic arms will be available just in case it ever happens

iamanengine · 16-10-2015 01:24PM

suitcasepink · 17-10-2015 12:17AM

Right lads how do I dress up as jailbait for Halloween?

pajor · 17-10-2015 06:25AM

deise_girl wrote: »

Right lads how do I dress up as jailbait for Halloween?

wnolan1992 · 17-10-2015 10:07AM

deise_girl wrote: »

Right lads how do I dress up as jailbait for Halloween?

I feel like answering this question will only serve to portray me in a negative light, as such, I'm out.

PseudoFamous is surely lurking creepily around with an appropriate answer to this though. :P

Insect Overlord · 17-10-2015 02:29PM

Step 1: Watch "Of Mice and Men"
Step 2: dress up like Curley's wife
Step 3: avoid puppies and big strong men called Lennie

LoonyLovegood · 17-10-2015 03:18PM

Oh, Halloween, my favourite time of year.

I've to bring a two year old trick or treating this year. What am I letting myself in for?

iamanengine · 17-10-2015 06:48PM

LoonyLovegood wrote: »

Oh, Halloween, my favourite time of year.

I've to bring a two year old trick or treating this year. What am I letting myself in for?

Sweet, sweet candy!

HugsiePie · 17-10-2015 09:29PM

I need a purple shirt for mine....anyone know where I can find one cheap. Theyre all like 20euro online and pennys only have mens ones. Also....can I dye a white linen shirt purple with juice/red cabbage/etc?

suitcasepink · 18-10-2015 11:34AM

Lol like I think it's just kinda funny coz I'm IDd for EVERYTHING I could count on one hand the amount of times I haven't been but it's also my excuse for dressing nice for Halloween. I just need to think of a way to make it obvious I'm trying to look young... Tbh when I even just wear a tag or something stating I'm 16

Jhcx · 18-10-2015 01:38PM

iamanengine wrote: »

That will be the future someday

Insect Overlord · 18-10-2015 01:55PM

Jhcx wrote: »

That will be the future someday

No, it's the future at the moment. Some day that will be the present.

PseudoFamous · 18-10-2015 06:22PM

An File wrote: »

No, it's the future at the moment. Some day that will be the present.

ITS ALREADY THE PRESENT FFS

HELL ITS ALREADY THE PAST

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1kyyg2/iama_amputee_girl_with_bionic_arm_and_bow_from/

PseudoFamous · 18-10-2015 06:23PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I feel like answering this question will only serve to portray me in a negative light, as such, I'm out.

PseudoFamous is surely lurking creepily around with an appropriate answer to this though. :P

REPORTED ATTACK THE POST NOT THE POSTER

wnolan1992 · 19-10-2015 06:21PM

PseudoFamous wrote: »

REPORTED ATTACK THE POST NOT THE POSTER

LoonyLovegood · 19-10-2015 06:27PM

I feel like I should step in... *backs away slowly*

HugsiePie · 19-10-2015 06:29PM

deise_girl wrote: »

Lol like I think it's just kinda funny coz I'm IDd for EVERYTHING I could count on one hand the amount of times I haven't been but it's also my excuse for dressing nice for Halloween. I just need to think of a way to make it obvious I'm trying to look young... Tbh when I even just wear a tag or something stating I'm 16

Put your hair in pigtails with bows.....and i dunno but if you have old preteen jewelry still hidden away somewhere, you know the stuff you thought was cool when you were 12 but dear God you would never Wear now, childrens jewelry essentially eg hello kitty earnings or big colourful beaded bracelets that kinda thing...or just go in a uniform

pajor · 23-10-2015 08:43AM

Dublin is on snapchat again. Is it only me who finds it so cringeworthy..?

iamanengine · 23-10-2015 03:21PM

pajor wrote: »

Dublin is on snapchat again. Is it only me who finds it so cringeworthy..?

I never usually watch those things but I spotted the Dublin one last night, so cringe.

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