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    #32
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    jimgoose wrote: »
    What about a four-on-the-floor 'box?? :D
    Would she need to bring 3 friends for this or would the 4 count as limbs?


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    #33
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,176 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Would she need to bring 3 friends for this or would the 4 count as limbs?

    Limbs, chief. That other business would need synchromesh. :cool:


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    #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Maybe it's not you, maybe he just has a car fetish.

    Tell him that you also have a clutch and have recently had an oil change.

    and lubricant.....


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    #35
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    I need to go to the DMv
    do you wanna give me a proper going over before hand ;)
    I might need an overhaul after it...
    you can get under my bonnet anytime ye like
    do you like my headlamps...
    wanna put your key in my ignition and rev me up


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    #36
    Boom_Bap
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    jimgoose wrote: »
    Limbs, chief. That other business would need synchromesh. :cool:
    Could lead to a gasket being blown.


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    #37
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Could lead to a gasket being blown.
    I'd say his head gasket went when he came in his pants ;)


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    #38
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,176 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    brinty wrote: »
    I'd say his head gasket went when he came in his pants ;)

    Beware of a mayonnaise-like substance on the dipstick or around the filler-cap. 'Tis often a sign of big trouble! :pac:


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    #39
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    i'd say witchie might need to get her oil checked...
    but her dipstick is missing
    could American boy help her out??
    and loan her his dip stick???


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    #40
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I think this is a song that could be the soundtrack to any leather upholstered back seat action

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD_qRi-jVw4


    TOOT TOOT


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    #41
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    I don't understand....what's going on? You want to say things to him that he won't understand. Is this meant to be cute, seductive, weird or retarded? Just give him the ride and stop posting here, you're giving us all diabetes.

    He met me back in May and was turned on by me being Irish so wanted to give him hints as to who he was talking to by saying loads of Irishisms.....he hasn't cottoned on. I left him another voicemail last night coz was too tired to text anymore so he might know by now but hasn't responded.
    Red Kev wrote: »
    Man goes to trouble of chatting Irish woman up.

    Woman decides to take the p!ss out of him and wind him up as a thank you.

    (Is it any wonder we just make a bee line to the foreign birds here.)

    Aw here, am having the craic with the lad.....he seems well up for it. Told him I wasn't sure if it was the right guy I was texting and would need a photo and he sent me one.........nom nom nom......I wish I could be so lucky as to have him chatting me up, he is fecking gorgeous but maybe what I lack in the looks department might have been made up for by the craic we have been having by text and I might get lucky.......or not.
    Overflow wrote: »
    He may be hot, but he must be a f**kin idiot. :D

    Aw he was a bit drunk I think so not sure he is totally dim. He is hot though. ummmmmmm


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    #42
    [Deleted User]
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    I think you should PM me his picture.

    For....science.


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    #43
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I think you should PM me his picture.

    For....science.

    I'd advise a look under his hood. He's bound to have a leaking oil problem. This can be fixed with a quick drainage, tightened jubilee clip and a half gallon of margarita engine oil.


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    #44
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    I'd advise a look under his hood. He's bound to have a leaking oil problem. This can be fixed with a quick drainage, tightened jubilee clip and a half gallon of margarita engine oil.

    His battery must be flat since we have radio silence all morning. Maybe I need to jump start him.....


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    #45
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    Witchie wrote: »
    His battery must be flat since we have radio silence all morning. Maybe I need to jump start him.....

    do ye know how to operate jump leads...


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    #46
    _Whimsical_
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    I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if he was so taken with the accent wouldn't he recognise it in voicemails?
    I think I'd put down the phone and slink away quietly at this point... or possibly 8 hours ago but it's still a good idea. If his phone has gone dead he's probably over it.


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    #47
    osarusan
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    Maybe he wanked himself into a coma.


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    #48
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    Witchie wrote: »
    His battery must be flat since we have radio silence all morning. Maybe I need to jump start him.....

    Maybe his phone is off after he woke up in bed with his wife and realized that she spoke hill billy not Oirish???


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    #49
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    brinty wrote: »
    do ye know how to operate jump leads...

    Bejaysus am a bit of an auld expert with the leads boy.


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    #50
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    _Whimsical_ wrote: »
    I hate to be the bearer of bad news but if he was so taken with the accent wouldn't he recognise it in voicemails?
    I think I'd put down the phone and slink away quietly at this point... or possibly 8 hours ago but it's still a good idea. If his phone has gone dead he's probably over it.

    He said the voicemail was breaking up so he couldn't hear it properly.....He could just be asleep it is not even midday here and if he was up drinking late he could be sleeping. Anyway sure it was all a bit of a laugh with his mates to see if he would remember me so not exactly worried about him.
    brinty wrote: »
    Maybe his phone is off after he woke up in bed with his wife and realized that she spoke hill billy not Oirish???

    He is single.....:D


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    #51
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    good girl slip them on his nipples, connect em up to the power source and he'll be fine...


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    #52
    Mightydrumming
    Registered Users Posts: 746 ✭✭✭Mightydrumming


    Has he much land?


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    #53
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Mightydrumming wrote: »
    Has he much land?

    I asked him about road frontage last night and he was very confused....he asked "road frontage?" and I replied "Aye for grazing like, sure no point flirting with ya if you if you don't have a few acres of the good stuff"....he responded by asking for a picture.


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    #54
    Mightydrumming
    Registered Users Posts: 746 ✭✭✭Mightydrumming


    Witchie wrote: »
    I asked him about road frontage last night and he was very confused....he asked "road frontage?" and I replied "Aye for grazing like, sure no point flirting with ya if you if you don't have a few acres of the good stuff"....he responded by asking for a picture.

    You need to shtall the digger pronto girleen :D


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    #55
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    he mighty have very profitable acreage....
    plough on girl


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    #56
    MathDebater
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    The poor chap is probably more confused than scoobie do with you dropping slang and throwing Irishisms at him left, right and centre. He probably thinks that you're taking the piss out of him. When he responds just bite the bullet and ask him out for a beer or six.


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    #57
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    He is trying to play me at my own game now...has started texting me from a different number but I know it has to be him. :D


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    #58
    Mightydrumming
    Registered Users Posts: 746 ✭✭✭Mightydrumming


    Witchie wrote: »
    He is trying to play me at my own game now...has started texting me from a different number but I know it has to be him. :D

    Roughly what age is he?


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    #59
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Mightydrumming wrote: »
    Roughly what age is he?

    Late 30s


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    #60
    Mightydrumming
    Registered Users Posts: 746 ✭✭✭Mightydrumming


    Witchie wrote: »
    Late 30s

    Just tell him straight up :pac:


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    #61
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    Witchie wrote: »
    He is trying to play me at my own game now...has started texting me from a different number but I know it has to be him. :D

    Maybe it's his Duff????


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