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    #92
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Witchie never mind these ejits, don't do that!


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    #93
    lulu1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,815 ✭✭✭lulu1


    Witchie wrote: »
    So am stateside at the mo and last time I was here about a month ago my friends introduced me to this incrediblely gorgeous guy they knew. When he heard I was Irish he asked me to speak some more. He told me my accent was giving him a hard on. Then he said "don't tell me you drive stick shift" I replied "of course I do" and he said "I just came in my pants"

    We left after that so that was the end of it. Until tonight.

    I was back in that bar with my friends and he wasn't there so we decided to play a trick on him. I got his number, rang his phone and left a voice mail in my seductive Monaghan accent (real Monaghan none of your Carrick/Blayney muck mind) asking did he want to come for a ride in my car coz I knew how to drive stick.

    Poor guy is texting me flat out for past 2 hours not having a clue who it is.

    This is were I need some help...want to keep winding him up but am running out of ideas. Give me what you hot AHers.

    What a load of crap Wishful thinking on your part op


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    #94
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    lulu1 wrote: »
    What a load of crap Wishful thinking on your part op

    Nope all true am afraid. 😃


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    #95
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Anyone else still confused as hell by the OP's actions?


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    #96
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Talib Fiasco wrote: »
    Anyone else still confused as hell by the OP's actions?
    It started in the bar where my friend who is friends with the guy gave me is number and told me to ring him to wind him up.

    It went to text and I had a laugh confusing and flirting with the guy.


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    #97
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Witchie wrote: »
    It started in the bar where my friend who is friends with the guy gave me is number and told me to ring him to wind him up.

    It went to text and I had a laugh confusing and flirting with the guy.

    Still lost... I thought it started with you thinking he was a lasher and he albeit creepily, thought you were good for it too. OP says he has no clue he is talking to you over text ...lolwhut


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    #98
    lulu1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,815 ✭✭✭lulu1


    Witchie wrote: »
    It started in the bar where my friend who is friends with the guy gave me is number and told me to ring him to wind him up.

    It went to text and I had a laugh confusing and flirting with the guy.

    Well whatever rocks your boat I suppose everyone to their own


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    #99
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Is the OP a bloke? :confused: because driving stick shift means gay.


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    #100
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Is the OP a bloke? :confused: because driving stick shift means gay.

    Am female and in the us it also means driving a non automatic car.


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    #101
    Mightydrumming
    Registered Users Posts: 746 ✭✭✭Mightydrumming


    Crisis averted.... phew!


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    #102
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Well, are you going to or not? Will it be oohs, aahs and OMGs or hai hai hais?

    I believe the Latinos there are hung like donkeys with sensitive artistic hands.

    Please confirm or deny :) for the benefit of ladies heading out there.


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    #103
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Well my new Latino man is sure making me happy.....


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    #104
    The Corinthian
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTNBmFveq2U


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    #105
    TheLastMohican
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    Witchie wrote: »
    Well my new Latino man is sure making me happy.....

    Can't wait to get back on the silage tractor after the shower passes. That bare seat will never be fixed in my time :D. The wife says I'm a new man this time of year!

    High fives from everyone in Buttevant.

    http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0160/4540/products/P2260_-_3x2.5_-_Happiness_Is_A_Tight_Pussy_1024x1024.jpeg?v=1354853437


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    #106
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Met the poor hounded creathur in person today and said was sorry for winding him up. He said he hadn't a clue what was going on until the next day when he sobered up.


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    #107
    Truckermal
    Registered Users Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭Truckermal


    Witchie wrote: »
    Met the poor hounded creathur in person today and said was sorry for winding him up. He said he hadn't a clue what was going on until the next day when he sobered up.

    Did ya ride him hi??


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    #108
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    Witchie wrote: »
    Met the poor hounded creathur in person today and said was sorry for winding him up. He said he hadn't a clue what was going on until the next day when he sobered up.

    So you took advantage of a poor drunk lad....
    That's just........
    Good for you


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    #109
    anncoates
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    Thought the thread was about a Geisha.


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    #110
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Please please please tell me that he used car/mechanic puns or euphemisms.


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    #111
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Truckermal wrote: »
    Did ya ride him hi??

    Not at all. Started seeing a lovely Puerto Rican on Tuesday so am leaving the poor lad alone.


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    #112
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Witchie wrote: »
    Not at all. Started seeing a lovely Puerto Rican on Tuesday so am leaving the poor lad alone.

    Any puerto in a storm, Witchie!


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    #113
    dgt
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    Witchie wrote: »
    Not at all. Started seeing a lovely Puerto Rican on Tuesday so am leaving the poor lad alone.

    Poor lad has his sh*te. Yon gassin may red his thoughts of ya hai


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    #114
    Witchie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Had to read yon a few times to understand. You must be from Doohamlet hai.


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    #115
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Witchie wrote: »
    Not at all. Started seeing a lovely Puerto Rican on Tuesday so am leaving the poor lad alone.
    C'mon hai!
    Give us a sign - our blood pressure is dangerously high:

    Come out Virginia, don't let me me wait
    You Catholic girls start much too late
    But sooner or later it comes down to fate
    I might as well be the one
    They showed you a statue and told you to pray
    They built you a temple and locked you away
    But they never told you the price that you pay
    For things that you might have done...
    Only the good die young

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJBoHa3GArA


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