help a gersha out hi

Witchie

So am stateside at the mo and last time I was here about a month ago my friends introduced me to this incrediblely gorgeous guy they knew. When he heard I was Irish he asked me to speak some more. He told me my accent was giving him a hard on. Then he said "don't tell me you drive stick shift" I replied "of course I do" and he said "I just came in my pants"

We left after that so that was the end of it. Until tonight.

I was back in that bar with my friends and he wasn't there so we decided to play a trick on him. I got his number, rang his phone and left a voice mail in my seductive Monaghan accent (real Monaghan none of your Carrick/Blayney muck mind) asking did he want to come for a ride in my car coz I knew how to drive stick.

Poor guy is texting me flat out for past 2 hours not having a clue who it is.

This is were I need some help...want to keep winding him up but am running out of ideas. Give me what you hot AHers.

Witchie

Ooops typo but it is feckin hot here, more so with him on my mind....

Jesus Wept

Seductive Monaghan accent is an oxymoron.

Ruu

'Lob it into me there!'

Witchie

The Rodgers wrote: »

Seductive Monaghan accent is an oxymoron.

Aye but you haven't heard me then....

Witchie

Ruu wrote: »

'Lob it into me there!'

Told him if he was here he would have to lob the gob so we could shift.

Duke O Smiley

Witchie wrote: »

. Then he said "don't tell me you drive stick shift" I replied "of course I do" and he said "I just came in my pants"

This has hurt me both physically and emotionally

Truckermal

I wouldn't blame him the Monaghan accent is fair sexy hai..

Witchie

Fierce sexy so it is. You could get in a wile hannlin with a young gersha from Monaghan you know.

Duke O Smiley

Witchie wrote: »

Fierce sexy so it is. You could get in a wile hannlin with a young gersha from Monaghan you know.

Thats not all you could get tbh

Witchie

But sure we are lovely cutties up here.

jacksie66

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Witchie

Gonna ask him if he has any road frontage.

suicide_circus

Dont drink and post kids

Niemoj

Haven't a clue what's going on.

Wompa1

I don't understand....what's going on? You want to say things to him that he won't understand. Is this meant to be cute, seductive, weird or retarded? Just give him the ride and stop posting here, you're giving us all diabetes.

Sheep Lover

"Shure mai fhanny is wetter than a newly suckled calf's mouth hai"

I can see the attraction...

Red Kev

Man goes to trouble of chatting Irish woman up.

Woman decides to take the p!ss out of him and wind him up as a thank you.

(Is it any wonder we just make a bee line to the foreign birds here.)

Red Kev

Red Kev wrote: »

Man goes to trouble of chatting Irish woman up.

Woman decides to take the p!ss out of him and wind him up as a thank you.

(Is it any wonder we just make a bee line to the foreign birds here.)

"you're giving me a hard on!" and "I just came in my pants".

Yeh. Defo the best chat up lines I've ever heard. Defo.

Crooked Jack

The Rodgers wrote: »

Seductive Monaghan accent is an oxymoron.

WRONG!

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Crooked Jack

Witchie wrote: »

So am stateside at the mo and last time I was here about a month ago my friends introduced me to this incrediblely gorgeous guy they knew. When he heard I was Irish he asked me to speak some more. He told me my accent was giving him a hard on. Then he said "don't tell me you drive stick shift" I replied "of course I do" and he said "I just came in my pants"

We left after that so that was the end of it. Until tonight.

I was back in that bar with my friends and he wasn't there so we decided to play a trick on him. I got his number, rang his phone and left a voice mail in my seductive Monaghan accent (real Monaghan none of your Carrick/Blayney muck mind) asking did he want to come for a ride in my car coz I knew how to drive stick.

Poor guy is texting me flat out for past 2 hours not having a clue who it is.

This is were I need some help...want to keep winding him up but am running out of ideas. Give me what you hot AHers.

That's grand, south Armagh will just juke in there and take them. Ye can have the rest of "real" monaghan

jimgoose

Stop making an eejit of yourself and find something else to do. Hi.

MathDebater

Deleted User wrote: »

"you're giving me a hard on!" and "I just came in my pants".

Yeh. Defo the best chat up lines I've ever heard. Defo.

It seems to have worked.

witchie wrote:

Ooops typo but it is feckin hot here, more so with him on my mind....

Oryx

Whats a gersha?

Is it a geisha from Monaghan?

Boom_Bap

Maybe it's not you, maybe he just has a car fetish.

Tell him that you also have a clutch and have recently had an oil change.

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

...Tell him that you also have a clutch and have recently had an oil change.

Americans don't know what a "clutch" is. He'd probably respond better to something like "four-speed Hydramatic"! :pac:

frozenfrozen

tell him you'll fly through nct

jimgoose

frozenfrozen wrote: »

tell him you'll fly through nct

Savage boo outta me on strawberry, laaaaad!! :pac::pac::pac:

Overflow

Witchie wrote: »

So am stateside at the mo and last time I was here about a month ago my friends introduced me to this incrediblely gorgeous guy they knew. When he heard I was Irish he asked me to speak some more. He told me my accent was giving him a hard on. Then he said "don't tell me you drive stick shift" I replied "of course I do" and he said "I just came in my pants"

We left after that so that was the end of it. Until tonight.

I was back in that bar with my friends and he wasn't there so we decided to play a trick on him. I got his number, rang his phone and left a voice mail in my seductive Monaghan accent (real Monaghan none of your Carrick/Blayney muck mind) asking did he want to come for a ride in my car coz I knew how to drive stick.

Poor guy is texting me flat out for past 2 hours not having a clue who it is.

This is were I need some help...want to keep winding him up but am running out of ideas. Give me what you hot AHers.

He may be hot, but he must be a f**kin idiot.

Boom_Bap

"I don't have run flat tyres so I always go down"

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

"I don't have run flat tyres so I always go down"

What about a four-on-the-floor 'box??