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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    Good observation Aongus, we have left the 1980s behind I hope.

    Best wishes for the new show and a new start.

    Old Top Gear was stuck in the 1980's. Before the 2002 revamp, Top Gear was a 30 minute program and used to be like a visual Auto Trader, with them reviewing trackers and buses. It can't go back to that because it will fail. The success of the revamped Top Gear was because of the joking around between the three presenters who are friends in real life, the stunts and the challenges. You can't act or pretend that sort of friendship. Old Top Gear was boring in comparison.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭sxt


    Jeremy Clarkson


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    I might, just for aesthetic reasons.

    But if they bring in crap like 'the Stig' or some other rubbish, the Bren will bruise the off button kinda rapido.

    Hope genuine car fans like it though, and it's not a conduit for insult, defamation and taunting.

    Hope it concentrates on just cars.

    I think The Stig, as a professional racing driver, is essential in shows like this. Other formats like Performance Bikes magazine use the likes of Michael Rutter and Bruce Dunn for tyre and sportsbike comparisons to ensure both objectivity and consistency.


  • Site Banned Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭BMMachine


    Chris Evans is too nice to appeal to the spiteful negativity that is most 25 years old + top gear fans


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    BMMachine wrote: »
    Chris Evans is too nice to appeal to the spiteful negativity that is most 25 years old + top gear fans

    :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,555 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I think The Stig, as a professional racing driver, is essential in shows like this. Other formats like Performance Bikes magazine use the likes of Michael Rutter and Bruce Dunn for tyre and sportsbike comparisons to ensure both objectivity and consistency.

    Ok I wasn't sure what his role was, I'll buy that explanation James.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Why the hate, Goosy?

    Just reporting like.

    No need surely.

    The two fat lads and the little fella are history

    Like I predicted:D

    Ah now, be fair.

    They're all fat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Did i hear it right that after all the loyalty that May and Hammond showed Clarkson, he is going to make a new car show and the other two aren't invited?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Re: Chris Evans, if true. You have to applaud them for unerringly unearthing another identikit middle-aged Peter Pan fcukwit to replace JC.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Ok I wasn't sure what his role was, I'll buy that explanation James.

    You'd be surprised how difficult it is to be totally consistent from vehicle to vehicle even on the same track. Racing drivers have the skills and experience to do this.

    I apologise for calling you names yesterday, that was bang out-of-order. I've deleted the (most!) offending post.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Eutow wrote: »
    Old Top Gear was stuck in the 1980's. Before the 2002 revamp, Top Gear was a 30 minute program and used to be like a visual Auto Trader, with them reviewing trackers and buses. It can't go back to that because it will fail. The success of the revamped Top Gear was because of the joking around between the three presenters who are friends in real life, the stunts and the challenges. You can't act or pretend that sort of friendship. Old Top Gear was boring in comparison.

    Yes, old Top Gear was just a review show for petrol heads, very much only suited to an early evening weekday slot. Its transformed into a primetime entertainment show so that's where it has to stay. I think it can appeal to enthusiasts and casual viewers too. The revamped Top Gear managed this fairly well in the earlier years before it descended into wall to wall, forced nonsense. There is surely room for serious motor journalism in between all the clowning around and challenges. I don't know how much 'serious' Chris Evans will be interested in though. My only experience of him is TFI Friday and if that's where Top Gear is going, god help us all! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    A program that mixes the best bits of Wheeler Dealers and the challenges / sports cars in Top Gear?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Maybe. Again what sells Wheeler Dealers is largely the real life friendship between to the two lads. So many successful programmes are based on that. (Billo, Giles and Dunphy :D ) So if they don't get suitable people to join Evans it may be doomed anyway.

    Format wise, I think all Top Gear essentially needs to be is car porn. Apart from the presenters, it's big selling point is it allows us mere mortals to see the most desirable cars in the world, usually in some of the most beautiful locations in the world. So have the odd trip / race around Italy in a couple of Ferrari's etc etc. Have the odd challenge incorporating some exotic/harsh/weird locations around the world. Do some actual reviews of some normal cars which people might actually buy, but put a slant on it to make it appealing to the casual viewer. The Stig. Star in a reasonably priced car. If Evans can add to that he's a good bit of the way home already. But his co-hosts are crucial if its not going to be a turd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,526 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    Chris Evans
    Guy Martin
    Edd China/ Ant Anstead ( For The Love Of Cars)

    That would be my ideal line-up now.
    Loads of petrol head knowledge and a fair bit of banter between Evans and Martin too I'd say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,626 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Agricola wrote: »
    Maybe. Again what sells Wheeler Dealers is largely the real life friendship between to the two lads.
    I agree with everything else you said but what sells Wheeler Dealers is Ed China. If they got rid of Mike Brewer, I suspect it would be a far more successful show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,788 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I don't know about Ed China, he's great in WD because he's sharing his knowledge and you're getting to see an expert work. It's very interesting. I don't know how he'd fare out on Top Gear. I've never seen him outside WD.

    Guy Martin would be great but he has a bit of crossover with Ed in that he's also an excellent engineer.

    I think they're going to have a girl in there, it's BBC company policy at this stage. Vicki Butler-Henderson is very good on fifth gear. Her Evans and Guy would make a good team, Evans the Clarkson, Guy the new crazy version of May, and viki is an actual race driver and crazy enough in her own right to boot.

    I got turned off that "for the love of cars", they don't even try to hide (or are very bad at hiding) how contrived the show is. They keep going on about how pushed for time they are, when in fact they made all the cars at the same time, sold them at the same show, and even sold two cars to the same guy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    anncoates wrote: »
    Re: Chris Evans, if true. You have to applaud them for unerringly unearthing another identikit middle-aged Peter Pan fcukwit to replace JC.

    He's about as funny as Brucellosis too

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,555 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    You'd be surprised how difficult it is to be totally consistent from vehicle to vehicle even on the same track. Racing drivers have the skills and experience to do this.

    I apologise for calling you names yesterday, that was bang out-of-order. I've deleted the (most!) offending post.

    No worries there James, no offence taken, all forgotten.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Did i hear it right that after all the loyalty that May and Hammond showed Clarkson, he is going to make a new car show and the other two aren't invited?

    Have you a source for this or is it a case of "One of the lads in work was saying..."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    syklops wrote: »
    Have you a source for this or is it a case of "One of the lads in work was saying..."

    I heard it on a news show a couple of nights ago, just heard a snippet that he is planning to host something, trying to confirm it here.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭pablo128


    Bad news, for me anyhow. I said in a previous post about how the missus liked Top Gear. Well she has found out Chris Evans is the new host, and she has declared she can't stand him. Oh well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,070 ✭✭✭✭Discodog


    ScumLord wrote: »

    I got turned off that "for the love of cars", they don't even try to hide (or are very bad at hiding) how contrived the show is. They keep going on about how pushed for time they are, when in fact they made all the cars at the same time, sold them at the same show, and even sold two cars to the same guy!

    Same here. I also felt that it became an advert for his restoration business. They focussed on the auction price but didn't mention how much the restoration cost.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,029 ✭✭✭Rhys Essien


    Chris Evans just announced on BBC1 that there will be open auditions for his co-hosts.Anyone who knows a lot about cars can apply.

    He will have to get this lady back as a guest host.;)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,149 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    Chris Evens I really don,t car what he nows about car,s because can,t stand him either. Tried to watch an episode of TFI last weekend. What a load of rubbish.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,529 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    AMKC wrote: »
    Chris Evens I really don,t car what he nows about car,s because can,t stand him either. Tried to watch an episode of TFI last weekend. What a load of rubbish.

    He's probably forgotten more about cars that you'll ever know. If you cant stand him, why did you watch TFI Friday?? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Sleepy wrote: »
    I agree with everything else you said but what sells Wheeler Dealers is Ed China. If they got rid of Mike Brewer, I suspect it would be a far more successful show.

    Ed is certainly the brains of the operation, but i think you need a 'showbiz' character as well. I don't think Wheeler Dealers would have become so big without Mike Brewer. He overdoes the aul cockney geezer thing abit but he seems ok.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,219 ✭✭✭tipptom


    Agricola wrote: »
    Ed is certainly the brains of the operation, but i think you need a 'showbiz' character as well. I don't think Wheeler Dealers would have become so big without Mike Brewer. He overdoes the aul cockney geezer thing abit but he seems ok.
    Ah no,i think its what Ed shows what he is doing that is the star of the show,Mike could be replaced no problem.


    There is a great opening for a show like that where they could show people in detail about replacing easy stuff like shocks brakes etc in an entertaining way.
    Even my wife watches it sometimes and say so that's what was done on ours and he charged me so much for that!!


    I remember Jocks "The Garage" used to do something similar explain about gears and diffs and how they worked and how they replaced or fixed them.


  • Site Banned Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭BMMachine


    syklops wrote: »
    :rolleyes:

    yeah great counter argument there. just prove me more right with a spiteful blasse response


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭Sever Tomorrow


    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHz_npzWIAAP0Zx.jpg

    Clarkson saying he was asked back before Evans was offered the gig.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭BMMachine


    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHz_npzWIAAP0Zx.jpg

    Clarkson saying he was asked back before Evans was offered the gig.

    when I see The Sun I think of the word "reliable"


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