The try harder if ye want a second joke thread thread.

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for
the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish
wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget
all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never
lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. It ties you
up in knots. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that
hold! If he does, you're finished.'

The Irishman nodded in acknowledgement. As the match
started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other
several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the
Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping
him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of
disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried
his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He
couldn't watch the inevitable happen.

Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a
cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just
in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His
back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on
top of him, making the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler
alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No
one has ever done it before!'

The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he
got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my
eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my
face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of
strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just
as hard as I could.'

The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'

'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite
your own nuts.