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    Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    • #182
      retro:electro
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      spud82 wrote: »
      Am they are all in Ireland, not in Nepal.

      Well you left out that relevant bit of info didn't you


    • #183
      spud82
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      anna080 wrote: »
      Well you left out that relevant bit of info didn't you



      Welll soooorrreeee. Phone the internet police why don't you:rolleyes:


    • #184
      Loughc
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      For Internet police please dial 0101101010011010


    • #185
      RonanP77
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      This is officer P77 with the Internet Police, we've had reports of important pieces of information being left out of posts. Please ensure this doesn't happen again or we'll have to take the matter further.


    • #186
      spud82
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      RonanP77 wrote: »
      This is officer P77 with the Internet Police, we've had reports of important pieces of information being left out of posts. Please ensure this doesn't happen again or we'll have to take the matter further.


      I am very sorry please don't spank me


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    • #187
      Un Croissant
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      They've back traced it!


    • #188
      Riesen_Meal
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      RonanP77 wrote: »
      This is officer P77 with the Internet Police, we've had reports of important pieces of information being left out of posts. Please ensure this doesn't happen again or we'll have to take the matter further.

      Dear Internet Po Po,

      I think this is a mini FB "worm" type thing and when you click on it, it automatically posts it to your profile...

      A lot of people in my friends list doing it randomly in the last couple of hours....

      It's most likely taking your PW and email address from your browser whilst at it... :P


    • #189
      fineso.mom
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      kunst nugget wrote: »
      “To be is to do”—Socrates.
      “To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre.
      “Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra.

      To 'do be' — A Kerryman


    • #190
      KKkitty
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      People are marking themselves as safe on my Facebook too, and again they're not even there.


    • #191
      spud82
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      KKkitty wrote: »
      People are marking themselves as safe on my Facebook too, and again they're not even there.


      It's so annoying :mad:


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    • #192
      KKkitty
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      spud82 wrote: »
      It's so annoying :mad:

      Next time there's a drop of rain I'll mark myself as safe.


    • #193
      spud82
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      KKkitty wrote: »
      Next time there's a drop of rain I'll mark myself as safe.


      Make sure you do the same when there is a heatwave so they know the drought didn't get you:D


    • #194
      Arbiter of Good Taste
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      KKkitty wrote: »
      People are marking themselves as safe on my Facebook too, and again they're not even there.

      A lot of people are morons


    • #195
      Un Croissant
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      "What the hell is Nepal & why are people marking there safety from it"

      Followed by an explanation and questions asking if it's in Ireland.


    • #196
      IvyTheTerrible
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      Un Croissant wrote: »
      "What the hell is Nepal & why are people marking there safety from it"

      Followed by an explanation and questions asking if it's in Ireland.
      You've got to be kidding? Seriously?


    • #197
      MonkstownHoop
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      2 posts by 2 bored people.

      "feeling board, board, board, an feeling pissed of "
      "this is what boardem in the house does to ya"
      Along with picture of a manky pint.


    • #198
      Un Croissant
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      IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
      You've got to be kidding? Seriously?

      Nope. "I'm safe, dats all dat matters"


    • #199
      Generic Dreadhead
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      MORE FUSSY ONION!!!!


    • #200
      wallywhittle
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      Albuferia. .... Portugal... Do anytin t go bak t d Sun splittin d trees instead a d bad auld typical Irish weather more pics t go up cant upload um on dis handicap phone shud b up soon enough


    • #201
      No_Comply
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      wallywhittle wrote: »
      Albuferia. .... Portugal... Do anytin t go bak t d Sun splittin d trees instead a d bad auld typical Irish weather more pics t go up cant upload um on dis handicap phone shud b up soon enough

      What a nice choice of words.


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    • #202
      sara1
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      This post has been deleted.


    • #203
      coolhull
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      sara1 wrote: »
      This post has been deleted.

      ^^

      wthogahbm = with the help of god and his blessed mother


    • #204
      fussyonion
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      Sigh.

      I've mentioned before that there's a really good-looking girl on my FB and she KNOWS she's good looking.

      She's forever posing for selfies, awaiting "Likes" and complimentary comments so she can modestly reply "Thanks hun".

      Today she posted a selfie, with perfect eyebrows arched in a quizzical manner, pouting like she's waiting for a smooch and glancing coyly to the right, as she sat in her car.
      Captioned were the words (verbatim):

      "Selfie on a sunny day, sure why not! #selfie #poser #whynot #lovernotahater #brows #vanity #brunette".

      The "vanity" hashtag irked me the most.


    • #205
      implausible
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      sara1 wrote: »
      This post has been deleted.

      like a cooler?


    • #206
      retro:electro
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      Why do people hashtag on facebook?


    • #207
      PandaPoo
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      Poxy cloverhill I swear ta god they would wanna get there heads sorted sick of it go d hole way down and find out they forgot the dope how could u forget some1 in prision fuking dopes put back till the morning


    • #208
      coolhull
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      PandaPoo wrote: »
      Poxy cloverhill I swear ta god they would wanna get there heads sorted sick of it go d hole way down and find out they forgot the dope how could u forget some1 in prision fuking dopes put back till the morning

      But why would anyone go the 'hole way' to Cloverhill to buy dope?

      And is a State Prison really the ideal place to go if you feel like getting high? Or am I just old-fashioned? :(


    • #209
      PandaPoo
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      coolhull wrote: »
      But why would anyone go the 'hole way' to Cloverhill to buy dope?

      And is a State Prison really the ideal place to go if you feel like getting high? Or am I just old-fashioned? :(

      Apparently, the dope they forgot is a paedophile who stabbed her in the head. Jesus Christ these people make me feel so intelligent and posh.


    • #210
      Riesen_Meal
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      Wud like to say have a grate day at ##### crisinin, sorry cant be der but I will be home on leev in June....


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    • #211
      El Weirdo
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      anna080 wrote: »
      Why do people hashtag on facebook?

      To be fair, most times I see it, it's because the post is via Instagram.

      Although, YMMV.


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