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I got this in a private message after commenting on a friend's status

Lol , you should not have liked or commented. Now you have to pick from one of these below and post it as your status. This is THE 2015 BREAST CANCER AWARENESS game. Don't be a spoil sport, pick your poison from one of these and change your status, 1)Diarrhea again?! 2) Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket 3) How do you get rid of foot fungus 4) No toilet paper, goodbye socks. 5) I think I'm in love with someone, what should I do? 6) I've decided to stop wearing underwear 7) it's confirmed, I'm going to be a Mommy/Daddy! 8)Just won £900 on a scratch card. 9) I am lesbian! 10) I'm getting married. Post with no explanations. So sorry, I fell for it too. Looking forward to your post. Shhh don't ruin it
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NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

"---When I was traveling about to parts unknown, one thing that was a constant for me was being able to find a Newyorktimes on a newsstand somewhere within the Airport or city. It was the thing that made me feel like home was not too distant when the stress or the melancholy would set in. Now, that I am settled into a home with my family, I'm actually excited it will be on my doorstep every Sunday. For the same reason I use to seek it out in Dublin, Istanbul, and Kingston, I can now feel a part of the larger world from my small front porch in my small Ohio town (and the digital archive access is the bee knees)! Don't let Newspapers die- our society needs them-- think about ordering your favorite paper for delivery, you don't have to live in a place to want to be educated like it's residents."

Is this that dumb? Obviously he's aware of the internet, hence mentioning the digital archive... What's so awful about believing that print newspapers are important?

sligojoek wrote: »

I got this in a private message after commenting on a friend's status

Lol , you should not have liked or commented. Now you have to pick from one of these below and post it as your status. This is THE 2015 BREAST CANCER AWARENESS game. Don't be a spoil sport, pick your poison from one of these and change your status, 1)Diarrhea again?! 2) Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket 3) How do you get rid of foot fungus 4) No toilet paper, goodbye socks. 5) I think I'm in love with someone, what should I do? 6) I've decided to stop wearing underwear 7) it's confirmed, I'm going to be a Mommy/Daddy! 8)Just won £900 on a scratch card. 9) I am lesbian! 10) I'm getting married. Post with no explanations. So sorry, I fell for it too. Looking forward to your post. Shhh don't ruin it
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How does that raise awareness? Mind boggling

a robbed jihadi airline couldent nock me down .....................hahahaha

I get that people will always post pictures of their kids on Facebook, and that's fair enough - within reason, of course.

However, an acquaintance of mine had his first kid fairly recently and posted a picture, along with words along the lines of:

"so proud of you, my little man, you're so tiny but one day you'll be big and powerful like your big and powerful dad. You're my greatest achievement and this shows exactly what great things I am capable of."

Well, yes. You're capable of sticking your bloke parts in a woman and ejaculating. We're all very proud that you did something approximately... what, 45% of the world's population can also do?

Big grats, fella.

That sounds like ken m

I do not find people lying about someone being dead one bit funny, sickening if you ask me,turns my stomach

comment wrote:

You relax it was a group of mates having a laugh he knew all about it

Op's reply wrote:

Don't give a crap if it was a laugh, think about people's family members who do die,not one bit funny

Call me cold hearted but the vibe I'm getting here is, people have died in the past, so someone can't have a laugh with their mates

Ehh

Same girl as before..
Saw this angry one first, love the gradual fall into blind rage.

Absolutely raging. Been on the phone since 5 to 8 to get someone a doctors appointment for them to finally answer half hour later and tell me for the 5th day that theres no appointment. Is that doctors for real. ******* VALLEY PRACTICE YOU PILE OF HORSE SH*T. NO SET GPS N NOW THE RECEPTIONIST WAS A RUDE AND DISRESPECTUL A**HOLE!!!

Then I clicked on page for a quick browse,
3 statuses down I saw this;

5 tops 3 pants 3 pjs 4 under wear n bras n socks tooth brush n tooth paste n her phone. How long does ur daughter think shes staying *tagged sister*

Daughters about 4/5, just think it's a little tmi. I get the humour but come on..
By the way the rage status came an hour or so after this...

Cormac... wrote: »

Why would a 4/5 year old need a bra? Or is.... is that... the joke....

Guessing it's a thing down that way...
Talking as common as they come...
My child has already hit puberty, look how much they're growing.
Everything is a competition to the extent that half their friends have their child/children as their middle name.
Going by comments the girl packed it herself so must be hers..

A girl posted saying child benefit in, with €5 extra per child.
Another girl said she didn't get extra and she has 4 kids.
Someone else said she normally gets 520 but got 540 today.

All delighted with themselves.

Why is it a "date night" when two girls do anything together ?

rawn wrote: »

"How sad can ye get reportin my profile pic golds gym stringer not classed as clothing no haha jealousy get ye no were noting better to do with your day"

What on earth is a "golds gym stringer"? It sounds painful.

https://www.google.ie/search?q=golds+gym+stringer&biw=1366&bih=631&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=wUogVcnzLciI7AbupoHIDQ&sqi=2&ved=0CDYQ7Ak
To me, it doesn't seem worth the bother of sending a report