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Do you bathe?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    I'm staying in a fancy hotel Friday. I might try the whole relaxing bath thing.

    Steal as much shampoo and towels as you can.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Steal as much shampoo and towels as you can.

    And bog roll, don't forget the bog roll!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    And bog roll, don't forget the bog roll!

    And flat screen saorview tele, its a fancy hotel you know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    And order the 'Tug TV' :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,978 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    I'm staying in a hotel this weekend, I've been looking forward to having a bath there for months :o I have often spent 3 hours in the bath, topping it up every hour, eyes closed, relaxing. I love them so much, I can't wait to get one in the house. I'm converting the attic and putting a bathroom up there with a huge bath. I'll be in heaven.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    I could never really understand why people like bathing/washing. For me it's an absolute chore. I wash regularly for the sake of hygiene, but I've always seen it as a boring and uncomfortable task.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Macavity. wrote: »
    I could never really understand why people like bathing/washing. For me it's an absolute chore. I wash regularly for the sake of hygiene, but I've always seen it as a boring and uncomfortable task.

    I love showers!! I could stay in a hot shower for ages. Mmmm, so nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Nah, showers for me. Cleaner and quicker. I'm in there to wash myself, not lie around gazing at candles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I put on my favourite music for my 'Buble bath' nights when I feel like pampering myself


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    Macavity. wrote: »
    I could never really understand why people like bathing/washing. For me it's an absolute chore. I wash regularly for the sake of hygiene, but I've always seen it as a boring and uncomfortable task.

    Pfft, we all know you're a smelly fúcker. :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Pfft, we all know you're a smelly fúcker. :p

    What.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    Macavity. wrote: »
    What.

    You're ghey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.




  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Macavity. wrote: »
    I could never really understand why people like bathing/washing.
    but underwater ****

    A friend told me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    I get an erection and then slip underneath the water level completely
    In the sheep dip?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    I'm staying in a hotel this weekend, I've been looking forward to having a bath there for months
    Find a hotel with a swimming pool and jacuzzi, get a loose swimming suit, and relax :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭garra


    Whats the difference between a nun in the bath and a nun in the church? One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her ... <afraid to finish in case I'm struck down>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    garra wrote: »
    Whats the difference between a nun in the bath and a nun in the church? One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her ... <afraid to finish in case I'm struck down>

    vagina


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    I always have a quick shower after the bath to rinse off the bath oils and whatnot. A bath for me is a way of unwinding - of course the shower then wakes me up, thus defeating the purpose. :) Still enjoyable though.
    Jacuzzis are the biz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,186 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Why is something so natural so disgusting to some? Lots of over reactions here

    Like the time I described my bowel movements, some people were losing the plot over a natural occurrence.

    We need you to fill the gap Flutt made when he moved on to a new character.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    The last time I had a bath was a few years ago when I was practically crippled with a herniated disc in my back which was visibly pushing on my sciatic nerve causing incredible pain. It cleared up all by itself after about 7/8 weeks - when I went back to the consultant she was like 'WTF'? (Only n a very polite medical way).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Macavity. wrote: »
    I could never really understand why people like bathing/washing. For me it's an absolute chore. I wash regularly for the sake of hygiene, but I've always seen it as a boring and uncomfortable task.

    Like any chore, having a **** whilst doing it makes it more enjoyable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,954 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    I take a bath about once a month but shower beforehand and afterwards. If you've showered before your bath you don't end up sitting in dirty water.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    I take a bath about once a month but shower beforehand and afterwards. If you've showered before your bath you don't end up sitting in dirty water.

    Why have a bath at all if you've already had a shower..?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    I take a bath about once a month but shower beforehand and afterwards. If you've showered before your bath you don't end up sitting in dirty water.

    Why do you take a shower after your bath?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    Why do you take a shower after your bath?
    Well it makes sense because your skin is probably covered in soapiness etc, so it's going to feel better to rinse it off.
    I don't understand showering before a bath though - if you regularly wash, you're not going to dirty up the bath-water THAT much! :D


  • Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Steal as much shampoo and towels as you can.

    Shower caps. I'm all about the shower caps.


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