Do you bathe?

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I haven't had one in years. Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me. Going to brave it tonight and go for one.

PM for pics xo

NachoBusiness

Once a year whether I need it or not.

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Jacqueline Rich Storage wrote: »

Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me.

Just half submerge 'em and try to get a Loch Ness monster effect.

kfallon

Jacqueline Rich Storage wrote: »

I haven't had one in years. Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me. Going to brave it tonight and go for one.

PM for pics xo

You bring your ruler into the bath?

Sheep Lover

I get an erection and then slip underneath the water level completely and the let my erection protrude above the water. Acts as a periscope.

Wang King

kfallon wrote: »

You bring your ruler into the bath?

No, just his dildo

Nodin

Jacqueline Rich Storage wrote: »

I haven't had one in years. Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me. Going to brave it tonight and go for one.

PM for pics xo

Lock the doors first. Them Norwegians or Japanese might harpoon ye.

thelad95

Jacqueline Rich Storage wrote: »

I haven't had one in years. Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me. Going to brave it tonight and go for one.

PM for pics xo

I think since you've started this thread it's only fair that you link us all a live feed of your bath to illustrate your point.

Kevin McCloud

I suppose you will be sticking the bar of soap up your hole too op.

kneemos

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I get an erection and then slip underneath the water level completely and the let my erection protrude above the water. Acts as a periscope.

Please don't talk about your "erection".

Thanks.Call again.

Sheep Lover

kneemos wrote: »

Please don't talk about your "erection".

Thanks.Call again.

I'll talk about my erection if I wish.

It's veiny, pulsating shaft is topped off with a bulbous purple mushroom that looks hungry for a female orifice in which to erupt a sticky, creamy paste into.

Spunge

nigga i dont even shower

Macavity.

No, baths make me feel uncomfortable.

5rtytry56

Who plays with their rubber duckie to the bath? Well?

NachoBusiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI-TrWy2o9c

Depraved

Just in the blood of my enemies. And once a year I bathe in some holy water so I don't turn evil or anything.

super_furry

I love a bath. Take in a book and could easily spend an hour in there.

Have to time your exit right though, got to make sure the piss level in there never overtakes the bath water level.

Eutow

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I'll talk about my erection if I wish.

It's veiny, pulsating shaft is topped off with a bulbous purple mushroom that looks hungry for a female orifice in which to erupt a sticky, creamy paste into.

If an Ewe isn't available a Ram will have to do.

Crooked Jack

Eugh, i dont even shower if i can get away with it. Unless youve got a deep bath baths are cold and horrible

Peregrine

Nope, I only take showers. I don't like baths.

I take baths after races if I'm really sore. Otherwise no. By the time I run the fcuking thing. Then add cold water. Then let some water out. Then add cold water again. Then set the laptop up to watch telly to stop the boredom. I'm an ready fed up with the flippin bath.

I end up spending less time in it than I do running it.

Kevin McCloud

Deleted User wrote: »

By the time I run the fcuking thing. Then add cold water. Then let some water out. Then add cold water again.

You should get a thermostatic mixing valve fitted, solve that problem.

kneemos

The Brits love their fecking baths.Hard to find a bloody shower sometimes.
That and putting the bathroom just off the kitchen.

Macavity.

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

You should get a thermostatic mixing valve fitted, solve that problem.

Or you could put an electric heater into the bath to warm up the water. Quicker and more cost efficient.

Some of the mental images in this thread are the stuff of nightmares.

kneemos

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I'll talk about my erection if I wish.

It's veiny, pulsating shaft is topped off with a bulbous purple mushroom that looks hungry for a female orifice in which to erupt a sticky, creamy paste into.

.

One eyed Jack

I take a bath at least once a week, usually on a Sunday night - couple of tealights, bottle of baileys, plenty of bubbles, a small tub of epsom salts, and the bath has to be roasting hot (I also top it up a bit as the temp drops), could spend maybe two hours having a good muscle soak... gets rid of all the stress of the previous week and sets me in good form for the next one

cloud493

Why would I want to sit in a pool of mixed water, piss, bits of ****e, dry skin, and god knows what else. Don't even have a bath in here no more.

I love planning a bath, candles, bubbles, music, all the good stuff.

Then I get in, and within five minutes I'm bored.

Aidric

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I'll talk about my erection if I wish.

It's veiny, pulsating shaft is topped off with a bulbous purple mushroom that looks hungry for a female orifice in which to erupt a sticky, creamy paste into.

You have a fungus on top of your bell?

Macavity.

cloud493 wrote: »

Why would I want to sit in a pool of mixed water, piss, bits of ****e, dry skin, and god knows what else. Don't even have a bath in here no more.

You'd be surprised by how many people opt to just bathe in water.