Do you bathe?

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I haven't had one in years. Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me. Going to brave it tonight and go for one.

PM for pics xo

NachoBusiness

Once a year whether I need it or not.

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Jacqueline Rich Storage wrote: »

Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me.

Just half submerge 'em and try to get a Loch Ness monster effect.

kfallon

Jacqueline Rich Storage wrote: »

I haven't had one in years. Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me. Going to brave it tonight and go for one.

PM for pics xo

You bring your ruler into the bath?

Sheep Lover

I get an erection and then slip underneath the water level completely and the let my erection protrude above the water. Acts as a periscope.

Wang King

kfallon wrote: »

You bring your ruler into the bath?

No, just his dildo

Nodin

Jacqueline Rich Storage wrote: »

I haven't had one in years. Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me. Going to brave it tonight and go for one.

PM for pics xo

Lock the doors first. Them Norwegians or Japanese might harpoon ye.

thelad95

Jacqueline Rich Storage wrote: »

I haven't had one in years. Frankly the thought of my fat hairy belly, and my twelve incher too, being covered in water disgusts me. Going to brave it tonight and go for one.

PM for pics xo

I think since you've started this thread it's only fair that you link us all a live feed of your bath to illustrate your point.

Kevin McCloud

I suppose you will be sticking the bar of soap up your hole too op.

kneemos

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I get an erection and then slip underneath the water level completely and the let my erection protrude above the water. Acts as a periscope.

Please don't talk about your "erection".

Thanks.Call again.

Sheep Lover

kneemos wrote: »

Please don't talk about your "erection".

Thanks.Call again.

I'll talk about my erection if I wish.

It's veiny, pulsating shaft is topped off with a bulbous purple mushroom that looks hungry for a female orifice in which to erupt a sticky, creamy paste into.

Spunge

nigga i dont even shower

Macavity.

No, baths make me feel uncomfortable.

5rtytry56

Who plays with their rubber duckie to the bath? Well?

NachoBusiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI-TrWy2o9c

Depraved

Just in the blood of my enemies. And once a year I bathe in some holy water so I don't turn evil or anything.

super_furry

I love a bath. Take in a book and could easily spend an hour in there.

Have to time your exit right though, got to make sure the piss level in there never overtakes the bath water level.

Eutow

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I'll talk about my erection if I wish.

It's veiny, pulsating shaft is topped off with a bulbous purple mushroom that looks hungry for a female orifice in which to erupt a sticky, creamy paste into.

If an Ewe isn't available a Ram will have to do.

Crooked Jack

Eugh, i dont even shower if i can get away with it. Unless youve got a deep bath baths are cold and horrible

Peregrine

Nope, I only take showers. I don't like baths.

I take baths after races if I'm really sore. Otherwise no. By the time I run the fcuking thing. Then add cold water. Then let some water out. Then add cold water again. Then set the laptop up to watch telly to stop the boredom. I'm an ready fed up with the flippin bath.

I end up spending less time in it than I do running it.

Kevin McCloud

Deleted User wrote: »

By the time I run the fcuking thing. Then add cold water. Then let some water out. Then add cold water again.

You should get a thermostatic mixing valve fitted, solve that problem.

kneemos

The Brits love their fecking baths.Hard to find a bloody shower sometimes.
That and putting the bathroom just off the kitchen.

Macavity.

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

You should get a thermostatic mixing valve fitted, solve that problem.

Or you could put an electric heater into the bath to warm up the water. Quicker and more cost efficient.

Some of the mental images in this thread are the stuff of nightmares.

kneemos

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I'll talk about my erection if I wish.

It's veiny, pulsating shaft is topped off with a bulbous purple mushroom that looks hungry for a female orifice in which to erupt a sticky, creamy paste into.

.

One eyed Jack

I take a bath at least once a week, usually on a Sunday night - couple of tealights, bottle of baileys, plenty of bubbles, a small tub of epsom salts, and the bath has to be roasting hot (I also top it up a bit as the temp drops), could spend maybe two hours having a good muscle soak... gets rid of all the stress of the previous week and sets me in good form for the next one

cloud493

Why would I want to sit in a pool of mixed water, piss, bits of ****e, dry skin, and god knows what else. Don't even have a bath in here no more.

I love planning a bath, candles, bubbles, music, all the good stuff.

Then I get in, and within five minutes I'm bored.

Aidric

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I'll talk about my erection if I wish.

It's veiny, pulsating shaft is topped off with a bulbous purple mushroom that looks hungry for a female orifice in which to erupt a sticky, creamy paste into.

You have a fungus on top of your bell?

Macavity.

cloud493 wrote: »

Why would I want to sit in a pool of mixed water, piss, bits of ****e, dry skin, and god knows what else. Don't even have a bath in here no more.

You'd be surprised by how many people opt to just bathe in water.

cloud493

Macavity. wrote: »

You'd be surprised by how many people opt to just bathe in water.

They is unavoidable I find.

Aidric

Aidric wrote: »

You have a fungus on top of your bell?

Ugh, don't encourage him.

*puke*

Paramite Pie

cloud493 wrote: »

Why would I want to sit in a pool of mixed water, piss, bits of ****e, dry skin, and god knows what else. Don't even have a bath in here no more.

You know you don't have to piss in the bath if you don't want to....

Lucyfur

I had a bath on Sunday. Loads bubbles and my blue rubber ducky wot turns different colours in the water.

Twas so lovely that I fell asleep and only woke when the water started going up my nose.

Sheep Lover

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ugh, don't encourage him.

*puke*

Excuse me?

DoYouEvenLift

Having a bath for relaxing is fine but it never made sense to me how some people have them to clean themselves since any dirt or sweat you clean off yourself just goes right into the water your entire body's sitting in, so you're just sitting there in this soup of your own dirt. Showers are way better.

Sheep Lover

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Excuse me?

Bless you

Renegade Mechanic

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ugh, don't encourage him.

*puke*

He does paint quite the picture....


As for me, I genuinely can't remember exactly when my last bath was. All I remember is being annoyed at the fact that no matter what I did, short of curling into thr fetal position and risking drowning, I could only ever get half myself into the bath. The temperature difference annoyed me into pulling the plug and running an ordinary shower.

Desolation Of Smug

Hotel baths...Mmmmmmm.....ours at home is crap - the immersion flat out for three inches of hot water. Showers at home, but Hotel baths....

One eyed Jack

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

He does paint quite the picture....


As for me, I genuinely can't remember exactly when my last bath was. All I remember is being annoyed at the fact that no matter what I did, short of curling into thr fetal position and risking drowning, I could only ever get half myself into the bath. The temperature difference annoyed me into pulling the plug and running an ordinary shower.

:eek:


How tall are you? I'm 5'10" and I can lie out almost straight in the bath, standard bath size I reckon, so you must be well over 6ft?

Renegade Mechanic

One eyed Jack wrote: »

:eek:


How tall are you? I'm 5'10" and I can lie out almost straight in the bath, standard bath size I reckon, so you must be well over 6ft?

6'5 but the floor of the bath is only as long as from my feet to my elbows

The_Valeyard

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I get an erection and then slip underneath the water level completely and the let my erection protrude above the water. Acts as a periscope.

Please tell me you play the Jaws theme tune in your head as it slowly rises up out of the water

The_Valeyard

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Please tell me you play the Jaws theme tune in your head as it slowly rises up out of the water

Flipper I'd say.

The_Valeyard

Deleted User wrote: »

Flipper I'd say.

Well it certainly aint Moby Dick

Sheep Lover

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Flipper I'd say.

Free Willy actually.

DarkJager

It's basically sitting in a plastic bucket submerged in your own boiling hot filth...so no.

The Backwards Man

I hate the wee yoke that you pull for the head in hotels so I sometimes just have a bath instead.

cloud493

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I'll talk about my erection if I wish.

It's veiny, pulsating shaft is topped off with a bulbous purple mushroom that looks hungry for a female orifice in which to erupt a sticky, creamy paste into.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/082009/1250675188_family_guy_barfing.gif

One eyed Jack

DarkJager wrote: »

It's basically sitting in a plastic bucket submerged in your own boiling hot filth...so no.

Jesus how filthy are you? It's not like a person is flailing about in pig slurry or anything (though granted when I was growing up, the whole family had to take turns in the same bathwater. Not because we were poor, but because my parents were tighter than a ducks hole! :pac:).

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I hate the wee yoke that you pull for the head in hotels so I sometimes just have a bath instead.

I still can't make out what this is, the shower head?

Fat Christy

I only have a shower in my apartment. I have baths when I go away to fancy hotels. Relaxing movie, candles, dimmed lights, bubble bath....awww yeah.

Although it annoys me when the water gets cold and my hands start going wrinkly. I always get way too excited about having a bath and then it's a major let down.