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Lisha · 09-03-2015 11:19AM

Little prawn ! Eeuww:(

Is that any thing to do with crabs I wonder ?

Loughc · 09-03-2015 11:30AM

73Cat wrote: »

Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??

God hopefully they won't get so wrapped up in the nickname they try to remove the babys head at birth.

Generic Dreadhead · 09-03-2015 11:37AM

73Cat wrote: »

Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??

You should forever more do your best District 9 impression when speaking to/about the child

podgemonster · 09-03-2015 11:46AM

Not Facebook but I got a Snapchat from my 25 year old cousin who only months ago had the whole family worried with an illness.

It was a 10 second video of the dashboard of his car and the road as he drove at night. The snap had the text "Heading to Cork" on it and the speedometer was reading 120 kmph. Since he lives in West Cork he definitely was not on a motorway.

Dumbass!:mad::mad::mad:

Un Croissant · 09-03-2015 12:11PM

Lisha wrote: »

Little prawn ! Eeuww:(

Is that any thing to do with crabs I wonder ?

A reference to the fella's manhood?

MonkstownHoop · 09-03-2015 12:26PM

From numerous people

'day * of my c9 and feeling great'

People losing weight because they are not eating shocker

kunst nugget · 09-03-2015 12:31PM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

From numerous people

'day * of my c9 and feeling great'

People losing weight because they are not eating shocker

What's a C9 when it's at home? Is it a souped up Sinclair C5?

MonkstownHoop · 09-03-2015 12:36PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

What's a C9 when it's at home? Is it a souped up Sinclair C5?

It's the process of eating pretty much nothing ams drinking aloe vera gel or something, can't be bothered asking them or they will think I'm interested

kunst nugget · 09-03-2015 12:40PM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

It's the process of eating pretty much nothing ams drinking aloe vera gel or something, can't be bothered asking them or they will think I'm interested

Ah, a quick google reveals that it is a diet for morons. Genuinely never heard of it before. You learn something new everyday.

IvyTheTerrible · 09-03-2015 01:25PM

73Cat wrote: »

Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??

Are they French? I have heard babies referred to as "crevettes" over here.
http://www.wordreference.com/fren/crevette

Rubberlegs · 09-03-2015 01:45PM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Are they French? I have heard babies referred to as "crevettes" over here.
http://www.wordreference.com/fren/crevette

No, they are English. Her "profession" is baby maker at Baby Making. Oh sweet Jesus

. It was accompanied by a Jack Daniels t shirt clad bump shot. I love prawns but I'm going to feel nauseous now at the thought of a Thai green prawn curry

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 09-03-2015 02:20PM

73Cat wrote: »

Her "profession" is baby maker at Baby Making.

Ah. Prepare yourself for the next 18 years of mommy martyr posts and status updates everytime her little prawn sneezes/shítes/pukes....

Rubberlegs · 09-03-2015 02:49PM

Titus Plain Storefront wrote: »

Ah. Prepare yourself for the next 18 years of mommy martyr posts and status updates everytime her little prawn sneezes/shítes/pukes....

Thankfully I only saw this as a cousin of mine was tagged in the status, it's not actually a friend of mine. That would be grounds to delete my account altogether

coolhull · 09-03-2015 03:39PM

73Cat wrote: »

No, they are English. Her "profession" is baby maker at Baby Making. y

Baby Making? Is that an Irish company? Quoted on the Stock Exchange?

Loughc · 09-03-2015 03:42PM

coolhull wrote: »

Baby Making? Is that an Irish company? Quoted on the Stock Exchange?

It's the parent company of Full Time Mad Bastards Ltd.

Lisha · 09-03-2015 03:51PM

Loughc wrote: »

It's the parent company of Full Time Mad Bastards Ltd.

Yes and many employees get their qualifications from 'da skool of life'

Loughc · 09-03-2015 03:58PM

Lisha wrote: »

Yes and many employees get their qualifications from 'da skool of life'

Is that a sister college of The School of Hard Knocks?

wildlifeboy · 09-03-2015 05:48PM

Loughc wrote: »

Is that a sister college of The School of Hard Knocks?

you mod christmas?? lol what do you do for the rest of the year?

Loughc · 09-03-2015 06:11PM

wildlifeboy wrote: »

you mod christmas?? lol what do you do for the rest of the year?

Your ma :pac:

wildlifeboy · 09-03-2015 06:15PM

Loughc wrote: »

Your ma :pac:

ouch

brandnewaward · 09-03-2015 10:07PM

Loughc wrote: »

Is that a sister college of The School of Hard Knocks?

affiliated with the school of none , didnt go???

Tetra · 10-03-2015 08:09PM

About Women's Day:

"Well, it has been a peachy day of glorious memes about brilliant women in history who were not recognized for their achievements in life. Well, all I can say is welcome to the ****in party ladies, as there are a whole lot more woman who have achieved and not been recognized. Here is to all the women who were not physicists, mathematicians, and all those other fine highfalutin careers... Here is to the women who gave their heart and soul to survive one day to the next, raise their children without the assistance of a juvenile detention center, and quietly dreamed of a better life that she never received. To these ladies, I wish to show my admiration and respect."

Un Croissant · 11-03-2015 12:44AM

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

Still on FB.

marcbrophy · 11-03-2015 12:46AM

Un Croissant wrote: »

Still on FB.

Did you ever doubt that they wouldn't be?

_Whimsical_ · 11-03-2015 12:46AM

Tetra wrote: »

About Women's Day:

"Well, it has been a peachy day of glorious memes about brilliant women in history who were not recognized for their achievements in life. Well, all I can say is welcome to the ****in party ladies, as there are a whole lot more woman who have achieved and not been recognized. Here is to all the women who were not physicists, mathematicians, and all those other fine highfalutin careers... Here is to the women who gave their heart and soul to survive one day to the next, raise their children without the assistance of a juvenile detention center, and quietly dreamed of a better life that she never received. To these ladies, I wish to show my admiration and respect."

I think that's quite nice.

Toto Wolfcastle · 11-03-2015 10:59PM

Pictures of minions being used to spread passive aggressive messages. Kind of like this.

Stop ruining minions. :mad:

ivytwine · 11-03-2015 11:09PM

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

I think that's quite nice.

Why the need to denigrate other women's achievements tho?

Can we not praise mothers etc without it being at the expense of other women who achieve in other fields?

_Whimsical_ · 12-03-2015 02:03AM

ivytwine wrote: »

Why the need to denigrate other women's achievements tho?

Can we not praise mothers etc without it being at the expense of other women who achieve in other fields?

I didn't think it was denigrating other women's achievements at all. I think it was just saying high achievers who weren't lauded in their day are not alone in not receiving their due of respect and acknowledgement, that everyday,ordinary women are under appreciated too for their contribution in raising good kids/citizens against the odds. Lots of high achievers have a mum or teacher or female somewhere in their background who quietly contributed to their success so I'm sure they'd agree.

Pherekydes · 12-03-2015 04:50PM

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

I didn't think it was denigrating other women's achievements at all. I think it was just saying high achievers who weren't lauded in their day are not alone in not receiving their due of respect and acknowledgement, that everyday,ordinary women are under appreciated too for their contribution in raising good kids/citizens against the odds. Lots of high achievers have a mum or teacher or female somewhere in their background who quietly contributed to their success so I'm sure they'd agree.

So the word 'highfalutin' was not meant in a derogatory fashion?

Generic Dreadhead · 12-03-2015 05:15PM

Pherekydes wrote: »

So the word 'highfalutin' was not meant in a derogatory fashion?

Well given i'm 99% certain it was posted by someone who probably didn't complete the leaving cert, i'd say so. At least it was formatted pretty well, this is why we should keep the junior cert as is

But hey, at least she can get pregnant and mind her own kids, cause you know that deserves a round of applause these days.

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