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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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Inspector Coptoor

"Know many trust a few always paddle your own canoe"

R u ok Hun?

Etc, etc repeat ad nauseum

Toots

Inspector Coptoor wrote: »

"Know many trust a few always paddle your own canoe"

R u ok Hun?

Etc, etc repeat ad nauseum

You should reply with this

XxMCRxBabyxX

Taylor365 wrote: »

I always wonder, what exactly is missing.

What gap are they trying to fill, what chemical are they trying to release in their brains. Trying to get their 15 minutes of 'u ok hun?'

It can go very wrong

Ted_YNWA

It's called Münchausen syndrome by proxy at the extreme end of scale.

XxMCRxBabyxX

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

It's called Münchausen syndrome by proxy at the extreme end of scale.

All encouraged by Facebook and twitter support in this case. I'm shocked the poor child managed to make it to 5 tbh.

eternal

El Weirdo wrote: »

I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I've been known to make a clit go ding-dong once or twice in my time.

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae62/im_langers/clit%20joke_zpsp4a78p16.jpg

El Weirdo

eternal wrote: »

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae62/im_langers/clit%20joke_zpsp4a78p16.jpg

Orly?

eternal

El Weirdo wrote: »

Orly?

Well I never.

BaZmO*

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

It's called Münchausen syndrome by proxy at the extreme end of scale.

Didn't Eminem's mother have that?

Un Croissant

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

Generic Dreadhead

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

Huh, a time traveller is amongst us.... anyway it was probably cr@p and drama they themselves created

Loughc

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

It's ironic as the length of notice he gave will prob last longer than the time he will stay off Facebook.

BaZmO*

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

Please keep us updated on their return.

coolhull

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

We'll really miss him/her. . .

fro9etb8j5qsl2

Un Croissant wrote: »

Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

Is this her?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1206491/Woman-sacked-Facebook-boss-insult-forgetting-added-friend.html

Un Croissant

After a wave of 'u ok hun?' And 'block them' one person suggested setting up a new page.

'I cant guys someone is out to ruin me its just not save'

She blocked 165 people apparently

Kovu

Un Croissant wrote: »

After a wave of 'u ok hun?' And 'block them' one person suggested setting up a new page.

'I cant guys someone is out to ruin me its just not save'

Ahe blocked 165 people apparently

You should PM all of us his page so we can overwhelm him with friend requests.:D

MonkstownHoop

I doubt 165 people have the problem, they're problem the lucky ones

IvyTheTerrible

So someone is out to get them, so they posted their email and mobile number publically? Dope!

Taylor365

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

So someone is out to get them, so they posted their email and mobile number publically? Dope!

How can someone be out to get them?

Don't have you profile public.
Don't accept friend requests.

But then again, it's a she. That attention needs seeking. :rolleyes:

kunst nugget

Taylor365 wrote: »

But then again, it's a she. That attention needs seeking. :rolleyes:

Aye, that's women for you. If they're not fainting or eating chocolate, they're out attention seeking. Women! Know your place!

Generic Dreadhead

kunst nugget wrote: »

Know you're your place!

They should be working on the switchboard in a telecoms office patching me through to number 3145

fussyonion

Why do people put up posts directed at their attacker/person who stole from them?
As if that person's on your feed.

E.G, post from this evening;

"To the out n out scumbag who stole me auntys handbag from the bingo earlier u dont no who your messing with sonnyboy to anyone out ther who knows who it was tell me his name and where he lives and il look after ya"

An hour later he's advertising sport shoes of dubious origin with the post:

"Size six Nikes for sale, can also get aftershave tomorrow and razors on Sunday anything else u want buzz me"

Golaco

fussyonion wrote: »

Why do people put up posts directed at their attacker/person who stole from them?
As if that person's on your feed.

E.G, post from this evening;

"To the out n out scumbag who stole me auntys handbag from the bingo earlier u dont no who your messing with sonnyboy to anyone out ther who knows who it was tell me his name and where he lives and il look after ya"

An hour later he's advertising sport shoes of dubious origin with the post:

"Size six Nikes for sale, can also get aftershave tomorrow and razors on Sunday anything else u want buzz me"

What a man! Refusing to let a little setback like an aunt's mugging get in the way of his business interests!

fathead82

"Lovely morning for a walk with d girls, love my fur babies". Followed by 28 photos of her 2 dogs.
Iv been to their house & her "fur babies" spend 23 & a half hours a day locked in a 4 foot X 4 foot pen.

Little Lion Woman

This appeared on my news feed

Loughc

Little Lion Woman wrote: »

This appeared on my news feed

So they're going to be lazy then.... Nothing wrong with Lazy Sundays but call them what they are.

kunst nugget

Little Lion Woman wrote: »

This appeared on my news feed

That gave me diarrmea…

Rubberlegs

Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??

Lisha

Little prawn ! Eeuww:(

Is that any thing to do with crabs I wonder ?