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  • #9362
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    eternal wrote: »
    I just picture the clitoris going ding dong somehow.

    I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I've been known to make a clit go ding-dong once or twice in my time.


  • #9363
    Inspector Coptoor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Inspector Coptoor


    "Know many trust a few always paddle your own canoe"

    R u ok Hun?

    Etc, etc repeat ad nauseum


  • #9364
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,978 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Inspector Coptoor wrote: »
    "Know many trust a few always paddle your own canoe"

    R u ok Hun?

    Etc, etc repeat ad nauseum

    You should reply with this


  • #9365
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Taylor365 wrote: »
    I always wonder, what exactly is missing.

    What gap are they trying to fill, what chemical are they trying to release in their brains. Trying to get their 15 minutes of 'u ok hun?'

    It can go very wrong


  • #9366
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    It's called Münchausen syndrome by proxy at the extreme end of scale.


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  • #9367
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    It's called Münchausen syndrome by proxy at the extreme end of scale.

    All encouraged by Facebook and twitter support in this case. I'm shocked the poor child managed to make it to 5 tbh.


  • #9368
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I've been known to make a clit go ding-dong once or twice in my time.

    http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae62/im_langers/clit%20joke_zpsp4a78p16.jpg


  • #9369
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    eternal wrote: »
    http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae62/im_langers/clit%20joke_zpsp4a78p16.jpg

    Orly?


  • #9370
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Orly?

    Well I never.


  • #9371
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    It's called Münchausen syndrome by proxy at the extreme end of scale.

    Didn't Eminem's mother have that?


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  • #9372
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.


  • #9373
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

    Huh, a time traveller is amongst us.... anyway it was probably cr@p and drama they themselves created


  • #9374
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

    It's ironic as the length of notice he gave will prob last longer than the time he will stay off Facebook.


  • #9375
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.
    Please keep us updated on their return.


  • #9376
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.
    We'll really miss him/her. . .


  • #9377
    fro9etb8j5qsl2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Hey Guys OK I am giving full notice and writing this in advance that I will be completely coming off Facebook due to many reasons and mainly because I think its a toxic place to be on if you want to be in any professional career. So I am making the definite decision to come completely off. To my friends and family away from Ireland. My email address is XXXXXXXXXX and my mobile number is XXXXXXXX. I will be completely off this site within two days. Thanks for the experience but it leads to a lot of crap in the future.

    Is this her?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1206491/Woman-sacked-Facebook-boss-insult-forgetting-added-friend.html


  • #9378
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    After a wave of 'u ok hun?' And 'block them' one person suggested setting up a new page.

    'I cant guys someone is out to ruin me its just not save'

    She blocked 165 people apparently


  • #9379
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    After a wave of 'u ok hun?' And 'block them' one person suggested setting up a new page.

    'I cant guys someone is out to ruin me its just not save'

    Ahe blocked 165 people apparently

    You should PM all of us his page so we can overwhelm him with friend requests.:D


  • #9380
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    I doubt 165 people have the problem, they're problem the lucky ones


  • #9381
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    So someone is out to get them, so they posted their email and mobile number publically? Dope!


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  • #9382
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    So someone is out to get them, so they posted their email and mobile number publically? Dope!
    How can someone be out to get them?

    Don't have you profile public.
    Don't accept friend requests.

    But then again, it's a she. That attention needs seeking. :rolleyes:


  • #9383
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Taylor365 wrote: »
    But then again, it's a she. That attention needs seeking. :rolleyes:

    Aye, that's women for you. If they're not fainting or eating chocolate, they're out attention seeking. Women! Know your place!


  • #9384
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Know you're your place!

    They should be working on the switchboard in a telecoms office patching me through to number 3145


  • #9385
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Why do people put up posts directed at their attacker/person who stole from them?
    As if that person's on your feed.

    E.G, post from this evening;

    "To the out n out scumbag who stole me auntys handbag from the bingo earlier u dont no who your messing with sonnyboy to anyone out ther who knows who it was tell me his name and where he lives and il look after ya"

    An hour later he's advertising sport shoes of dubious origin with the post:

    "Size six Nikes for sale, can also get aftershave tomorrow and razors on Sunday anything else u want buzz me"


  • #9386
    Golaco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71 ✭✭Golaco


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Why do people put up posts directed at their attacker/person who stole from them?
    As if that person's on your feed.

    E.G, post from this evening;

    "To the out n out scumbag who stole me auntys handbag from the bingo earlier u dont no who your messing with sonnyboy to anyone out ther who knows who it was tell me his name and where he lives and il look after ya"

    An hour later he's advertising sport shoes of dubious origin with the post:

    "Size six Nikes for sale, can also get aftershave tomorrow and razors on Sunday anything else u want buzz me"

    What a man! Refusing to let a little setback like an aunt's mugging get in the way of his business interests!


  • #9387
    fathead82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭fathead82


    "Lovely morning for a walk with d girls, love my fur babies". Followed by 28 photos of her 2 dogs.
    Iv been to their house & her "fur babies" spend 23 & a half hours a day locked in a 4 foot X 4 foot pen.


  • #9388
    Little Lion Woman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭Little Lion Woman


    This appeared on my news feed


  • #9389
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    Little Lion Woman wrote: »
    This appeared on my news feed

    So they're going to be lazy then.... Nothing wrong with Lazy Sundays but call them what they are.


  • #9390
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Little Lion Woman wrote: »
    This appeared on my news feed

    That gave me diarrmea…


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  • #9391
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

    A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??


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