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The craziest thing that's happened you on a nite out

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    We took a comatose drunk out on a trawler once wasn't a happy man when he found out he was out for a week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    A semi famous rapper showed me his big gun in the jacks of a dive in Downtown Vegas.

    A literal gun, by the way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭stoeger


    Fbjm wrote: »
    Ah jaysus... So I'm at my mate's 18th, this is about a year and a half ago by now. I'm bragging about not ever being affected by drink, so I guess I brought what's coming on myself. As the night went on, it turns out that while I was in the toilet the lads all decide to give me non-alcoholic beer for the rest of the night! So there's me, two or three hours later, completely off my face on a flavour. Granted I'd had a few before this plan unfurled, but only like eight.

    Here's the cincher, though: they let me believe it was real beer for roughly three months before one of them accidentally let it slip in conversation! If he hadn't, I'd probably still believe it to this day. (though probably not as they told anyone who would listen at our debs, after the summer.)
    I do this every X mas to the old lad. For some reason he seems to pick a fight with me after he has a few drinks and drives home there's no talking to him .
    So the last few years I stock up on non alcoholic beer and wine .no fighting and we no he can drive home safe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭thickhead


    When I was 18 someone tried to buy me from a friends in bondai beach club. Im a bloke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    I went out on the lash once, came home and logged onto boards to reply to a zombie thread...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    thickhead wrote: »
    When I was 18 someone tried to buy me from a friends in bondai beach club. Im a bloke.

    Wha'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭thickhead


    Birneybau wrote:
    Wha'?


    It actually happened, I was sober that night very sober. Bondai is on the quays in Dublin think it used to be called zanzibar too either way its closed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,946 ✭✭✭✭hynesie08


    I shot a man in reno...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭thickhead


    hynesie08 wrote:
    I shot a man in reno...


    just to watch him die


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Got held at gun point in the back of a nightclub in tijuana


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    smurgen wrote: »
    Got held at gun point in the back of a nightclub in tijuana

    Safari club was the name of the club


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 969 ✭✭✭JacquesDeLad


    Walked into a brothel in Melbourne genuinely by mistake. I was pretty drunk so it took me a few minutes to figure out I was in the wrong place, I left and eventually met up with the people I was looking for. I went looking for it the next night but couldn't find it. I'm 90% sure it wasn't a hallucination.

    The crazy bit was asking could I check in some of the rooms for my mates. That could've been an unhappy ending.:)


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