Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Dozer Dave · 07-03-2015 10:56PM

Mass, its very repetitive.

bodhrandude · 07-03-2015 11:45PM

Is there a device that can separate the wind from the rain, I can handle rain by itself and the wind by itself but can't abide with both of them together, its not fair and makes your clothes wet.

tomwaterford · 08-03-2015 12:05AM

bodhrandude wrote: »

Is there a device that can separate the wind from the rain, I can handle rain by itself and the wind by itself but can't abide with both of them together, its not fair and makes your clothes wet.

Deos rain not do that by itself though???

Menas · 08-03-2015 12:09AM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Deos rain not do that by itself though???

You are not thinking Tom. If there is rain with no wind then it comes straight down. The umbrella thus works.
But if there is rain and lots of wind then the umbrella becomes useless!
Hence we need a wind aware umbrella.
Or a full sized body condom....which admittedly would look weird.

Colser · 08-03-2015 12:14AM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

You are not thinking Tom. If there is rain with no wind then it comes straight down. The umbrella thus works.
But if there is rain and lots of wind then the umbrella becomes useless!
Hence we need a wind aware umbrella.
Or a full sized body condom....which admittedly would look weird.

A waterproof onesie..:)

KatW4 · 08-03-2015 12:21AM

When my bf gives out to the daddy cat. He always looks so sad

I don't even like the cat!

TA'd at my bf's tough love approach to everything and everyone.

jimgoose · 08-03-2015 12:26AM

KatW4 wrote: »

When my bf gives out to the daddy cat. He always looks so sad I don't even like the cat!

TA'd at my bf's tough love approach to everything and everyone.

"Daddy cat" me hole. An oul' Tomcat is tougher than a main battle tank!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-03-2015 12:28AM

When you're trying to boil something but the pot is too small so it erupts like a volcano all over the hob and down the doors of the presses onto the floor

****sake

KatW4 · 08-03-2015 12:55AM

Tough is right Jimgoose, horrible little git so he is but I do feel bad for him when he gets in trouble!

Also hormones.... I hate them!!!!!

Colser · 08-03-2015 01:08AM

KatW4 wrote: »

Tough is right Jimgoose, horrible little git so he is but I do feel bad for him when he gets in trouble!

Also hormones.... I hate them!!!!!

Sneaky little feckers arent they..always lurking in the background

eisenberg1 · 08-03-2015 01:17AM

Colser wrote: »

Drive her like shes stolen ect. :pac:

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Like yer late for mass

Dozer Dave wrote: »

Mass, its very repetitive.

Two thousand years of sh1te is not gonna go away overnite;)

KatW4 · 08-03-2015 01:21AM

Always Colser

eisenberg1 · 08-03-2015 01:24AM

KatW4 wrote: »

Tough is right Jimgoose, horrible little git so he is but I do feel bad for him when he gets in trouble!

Also hormones.... I hate them!!!!!

Colser wrote: »

Sneaky little feckers arent they..always lurking in the background

KatW4 wrote: »

Always Colser

Sorry, I thought you said mormons:D

Colser · 08-03-2015 01:28AM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Sorry, I thought you said mormons:D

Stop it eisy..jokes like that TA hormonal people

:pac:

KatW4 · 08-03-2015 01:34AM

Hahaha or make them laugh hysterically!

I'll be crying in 10 minutes

eisenberg1 · 08-03-2015 02:29AM

Colser wrote: »

Stop it eisy..jokes like that TA hormonal people :pac:

Me Mormons are at me:)

Menas · 08-03-2015 09:02AM

The Lotto is trolling me.

Logged in to my email this morning to see a mail from lottery.ie telling me "We have some exciting news for you".

For a few seconds I always think that this is it - the big one....but then log in to see that I won a Euro in last nights draw.
ONE EURO.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-03-2015 10:06AM

Facebook friends. Last night this one posts a photo on facebook of her drinking blue wkd, with the caption "on a mad 1"

This morning "oh my god I'm so hungover".

You were drinking blue wkd you simpleton, there's more alcohol in a banana

dubstarr · 08-03-2015 10:08AM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

The Lotto is trolling me.

Logged in to my email this morning to see a mail from lottery.ie telling me "We have some exciting news for you".

For a few seconds I always think that this is it - the big one....but then log in to see that I won a Euro in last nights draw.
ONE EURO.

Dont spend it all together:D

MsBubbles · 08-03-2015 11:40AM

jimgoose wrote: »

"Daddy cat" me hole. An oul' Tomcat is tougher than a main battle tank!

Morning Titties ! Have to agree with the bound Jim, Tom cats are made of titanium ! My 'lovely' Tom Cat Tyger refused point blank to go into his carrier yesterday. The little bugger missed his appointment with the vet as result

selous · 08-03-2015 01:54PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Hope you're okay Ms B.

My TA is I'm after dropping some sizes in clothes. I had to put on a pair of trousers this am from years ago. It fits perfectly, but then when I bent down the old button popped out and now my pants has no button

At least them treggings or whatever you were calling them some time back that you were saying were too tight will fit again...
And your one that was having the hissy fit at you about her make up, maybe SHE has to be perfect for HER clients, eh?? :cool:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-03-2015 02:02PM

selous wrote: »

At least them treggings or whatever you were calling them some time back that you were saying were too tight will fit again...
And your one that was having the hissy fit at you about her make up, maybe SHE has to be perfect for HER clients, eh?? :cool:

My treggings are too big, the bum of them now is so saggy I could put sandbags down there. And that woman was only having her eyebrows and eyelashes dyed, impossible to **** up lol

_Kaiser_ · 08-03-2015 02:20PM

The apartment I'm in doesn't have assigned parking (surprisingly as it's in Dublin) so people can park anywhere. There's 5 spots outside my window.

In the last few weeks 2 new cars appeared in 2 of those spots but turns out they belong to residents in the block on the opposite side - which has the same parking setup - except because the estate is built on a hill, their spots are a pain as doors will swing open/shut being on a steeper incline... hence why they're parking on our side of the street instead.

Park on your own f&cking side! :mad:

selous · 08-03-2015 02:21PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My treggings are too big, the bum of them now is so saggy I could put sandbags down there. And that woman was only having her eyebrows and eyelashes dyed, impossible to **** up lol

Probably get caught on the pole she dances on!!!!:eek:

You must be fading away, if ya could put two sand bags down the back of said treggings, mind yourself walking over them water grates, in case you fall down one.:o

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-03-2015 02:27PM

It's only temporary!! Some heat out there today!
http://postimg.org/image/ct3phg833/
TA it can't be this exact temp all the time. Not too hot not too cold

CrowdedHouse · 08-03-2015 02:36PM

That's the temperature the A/C is set at !

selous · 08-03-2015 02:55PM

The one talking on the radio advertising the "Hi and I" weekend at Murphy & Gunn, the what says you, exactly what I said, HYUNDAI Hyundai, not Hi and I, and cause of that, I aint going....

Angelo.J197 · 08-03-2015 03:05PM

Religion and how it separates people. Bloody things done more harm than good.

The Diabolical Monocle · 08-03-2015 03:06PM

When you have to pay for something cheap with a 50.
Feels like being a ww2 pow escapee passing through a German checkpoint with well forged documents.

Papiers bitte.

Ja ja die funfsig ist gut meine freund.

Guten tag.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 08-03-2015 03:38PM

Angelo.J197 wrote: »

Religion and how it separates people. Bloody things done more harm than good.

It also binds many families and communities. But, to each his own.

TA today is the chaffinch that keeps pecking at my new car. I cover the area he is scratching and he finds another spot. The car is now sitting with an old curtain drapped over most of it. Little fecker!

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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