Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose · 07-03-2015 08:07PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Have you seen me I'm only little lol Id be swinging the axe at her knees.
TA - I tell LMII everything. Like when I puke and puke comes out of my nose, or when i get cramps so bad I actually feel like my womb is being clawed out of me -- there is nothing sacred, I tell him everything. But when stuff happens like yesterday, or when that guy groped me and spat in my face, stuff I really want to tell him, I can't. Because he has this really annoying habit of trying to "fix" things and it's annoying as ****. Santa needs to bring him listening ears for xmas

That's what men do Lexie, or try to do. We had this the other day!

tomwaterford · 07-03-2015 08:10PM

TA: being stressed and sick has me on edge all week
Went to town to the chemists today....and the fact that no one fcuking knows how to use a roundabout is baffling and the fact that every second person seems to wait until you are on top of them to step out from between cars into traffic is annoying as fcuk!!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-03-2015 08:14PM

jimgoose wrote: »

That's what men do Lexie, or try to do. We had this the other day!

Oh I know, it's why I keep quiet saaan. It's annoying is all, that I can give him graphic details of the menstruation process but not tell him something I need to!

Colser · 07-03-2015 08:14PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

TA: being stressed and sick has me on edge all week
Went to town to the chemists today....and the fact that no one fcuking knows how to use a roundabout is baffling and the fact that every second person seems to wait until you are on top of them to step out from between cars into traffic is annoying as fcuk!!!

We have a roundabout in Cork thats known as the magic roundabout..I just assume that everyone is in the wrong lane and Im usually right..The amount of close calls on it is crazy.

Menas · 07-03-2015 08:16PM

There is a roundabout at the Arc de Triumph in Paris. It is a true mark of a good driver to make it out of that roundabout alive and undamaged. Very scary!
Apparently you are not insured once you drive on to that round about until you get off it.

tomwaterford · 07-03-2015 08:18PM

Colser wrote: »

We have a roundabout in Cork thats known as the magic roundabout..I just assume that everyone is in the wrong lane and Im usually right..The amount of close calls on it is crazy.

These aren't even big roundabouts!!!!

That traffic In cork used stress me out unreal...lanes mean nothing to people up there!!!
And I had reason to go up to mahonpoint a few weeks ago....Jesus the traffic

jimgoose · 07-03-2015 08:19PM

Colser wrote: »

We have a roundabout in Cork thats known as the magic roundabout..I just assume that everyone is in the wrong lane and Im usually right..The amount of close calls on it is crazy.

I use that twice-a-day, every day - I use the John "Bull" Hayes technique.

jimgoose · 07-03-2015 08:21PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Oh I know, it's why I keep quiet saaan. It's annoying is all, that I can give him graphic details of the menstruation process but not tell him something I need to!

Graphic-it-up a bit, make it Man-Interesting, as opposed to all this vague Emotional ballix!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-03-2015 08:24PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Graphic-it-up a bit, make it Man-Interesting, as opposed to all this vague Emotional ballix!

I don't do vague. Until it's when I'm snappin with him and then it's "fine" or "right". When those two words are busted out, take cover cause lexie is about to blow a fuse.

When a muslim makes a terrorist joke, and it's really funny but you can't laugh because it's fine for her to say it, she's muslim whereas when I laugh I'll look like a racist

tomwaterford · 07-03-2015 08:24PM

The insane scenes at villa park now...could people not wait till end of the match

Menas · 07-03-2015 08:25PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

The insane scenes at villa park now...could people not wait till end of the match

They are Villa fans....whaddya expect?!!

jimgoose · 07-03-2015 08:26PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I don't do vague. Until it's when I'm snappin with him and then it's "fine" or "right". When those two words are busted out, take cover cause lexie is about to blow a fuse.

When a muslim makes a terrorist joke, and it's really funny but you can't laugh because it's fine for her to say it, she's muslim whereas when I laugh I'll look like a racist

*sigh* I know, they blow up so fast these days!

Colser · 07-03-2015 08:27PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

These aren't even big roundabouts!!!!

That traffic In cork used stress me out unreal...lanes mean nothing to people up there!!!
And I had reason to go up to mahonpoint a few weeks ago....Jesus the traffic

Im just back from Mahon but OH was driving :eek: I dont know which is worse,driving myself or sitting in with Irelands answer to the Stig..either way I need a drink:pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-03-2015 08:29PM

Taking selfies on the bus but then the flash was on, caught rapid

tomwaterford · 07-03-2015 08:31PM

Colser wrote: »

Im just back from Mahon but OH was driving :eek: I dont know which is worse,driving myself or sitting in with Irelands answer to the Stig..either way I need a drink:pac:

Maybe it's me being from backarae of nowhere but why do people think it's ok to just drive flat out when you can see from your side it's clearly a red there going through :P

Trebor176 · 07-03-2015 08:33PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Taking selfies on the bus but then the flash was on, caught rapid

Hate that :P

jimgoose · 07-03-2015 08:34PM

Colser wrote: »

Im just back from Mahon but OH was driving :eek: I dont know which is worse,driving myself or sitting in with Irelands answer to the Stig..either way I need a drink:pac:

There's different Stigs, though. E.g. my brother droves a BMW so he's Die Steugen. I drive a Jaaag, so I'm Colonel Fotherington Digby-Stigby.

UpCork · 07-03-2015 08:39PM

The fact that I saw something today than annoyed me intensely, then thought of this thread and now I can't for the life of me remember what it was

tomwaterford · 07-03-2015 08:40PM

UpCork wrote: »

The fact that I saw something today than annoyed me intensely, then thought of this thread and now I can't for the life of me remember what it was

Twoznt your reflection by any chance ???
:P

^*joke obv

Colser · 07-03-2015 08:46PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Maybe it's me being from backarae of nowhere but why do people think it's ok to just drive flat out when you can see from your side it's clearly a red there going through :P

Drive her like shes stolen ect. :pac:

jimgoose · 07-03-2015 08:49PM

Colser wrote: »

Drive her like shes stolen ect. :pac:

Keep the wee fcukan shoe in, hi! Some say he can smell corners, and if you tune a radio to 88.4 MHz, you can hear his thoughts!

Rosie Rant · 07-03-2015 08:50PM

"If you don't mind me askin' " - that phrase was uttered 20+ times in one 24 hour period. It was used in context only once. Now, as long as I live, I won't be able to hear that phrase without twitching or wincing. No, I don't mind you asking, but I'm starting to mind you breathing a little..

Menas · 07-03-2015 08:52PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

"If you don't mind me askin' " - that phrase was uttered 20+ times in one 24 hour period. It was used in context only once. Now, as long as I live, I won't be able to hear that phrase without twitching or wincing. No, I don't mind you asking, but I'm starting to mind you breathing a little..

I love your posts Rosie. You seem to just post once a day in this thread but it is always a goodie!

jimgoose · 07-03-2015 08:52PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

"If you don't mind me askin' " - that phrase was uttered 20+ times in one 24 hour period. It was used in context only once. Now, as long as I live, I won't be able to hear that phrase without twitching or wincing. No, I don't mind you asking, but I'm starting to mind you breathing a little..

Translation: I am about to deeply offend you. See "Shut up, Flanders! !" above.

Colser · 07-03-2015 08:58PM

Not really a TA as such but how the hell does Dynamo do those magic tricks?

I love watching him but cant get my head around what he does...

Rubberlegs · 07-03-2015 09:05PM

My left sock kept slipping under my heel all day, and the leg of my jeans wouldn't stay down properly. So every time I looked down I could see my sock sinking into my runner. Very trivial but was a source of rage

Menas · 07-03-2015 09:07PM

73Cat wrote: »

My left sock kept slipping under my heel all day, and the leg of my jeans wouldn't stay down properly. So every time I looked down I could see my sock sinking into my runner. Very trivial but was a source of rage

Sounds like a job for some Gaffer tape.

tomwaterford · 07-03-2015 09:31PM

The sh!teness of Jurassic park 3

miezekatze · 07-03-2015 09:46PM

73Cat wrote:

My left sock kept slipping under my heel all day, and the leg of my jeans wouldn't stay down properly. So every time I looked down I could see my sock sinking into my runner. Very trivial but was a source of rage ï¿¼

That happens to me all the time, so annoying!

TA that I feel really drunk after having a single glass of wine.

Rosie Rant · 07-03-2015 10:05PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I love your posts Rosie. You seem to just post once a day in this thread but it is always a goodie!

Aw shucks! Thanks very much

Ditto!

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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