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James Reilly to ban trough urinals in schools

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Valetta wrote: »
    You do realise Reilly is not minister for education?
    he's now minister for urination


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Miall108 wrote: »
    Less of the thank whoring please

    Oh, I'm sorry your modness.

    I must have been out the day you were indoctrinated into the hall of fucks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Well you are supposed to pee in them. :pac:

    Sure it just splashes straight back. All over my shoes and everything


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Who will educate them when they leave school in using a trough?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Uh oh, a senator got out of the seanad. Better put him back into the play pen before he attempts to fix any other non problems.


  • Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    Lapin wrote: »
    Oh, I'm sorry your modness.

    I must have been out the day you were indoctrinated into the hall of fucks.

    You've obviously put in quite a lot of effort and commitment to become the keyboard warrior you are today. 18000 posts of pure drivel in 4 years is pretty good going in your pathetic pursuit for peoples respect

    An excellent role model for all aspiring keyboard warriors. Well done sir.

    PS: Best of luck in your future thank whoring endeavours


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Folks, knock it off with the petty off topic argument


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Miall108 wrote: »
    You've obviously put in quite a lot of effort and commitment to become the keyboard warrior you are today. 18000 posts of pure drivel in 4 years is pretty good going in your pathetic pursuit for peoples respect

    An excellent role model for all aspiring keyboard warriors. Well done sir.

    PS: Best of luck in your future thank whoring endeavours


    I'll stay on topic and be brief.

    Go drown yourself in a trough of your own piss or lighten up.

    This is AH for fuck sake. Do you really expect intellectual thought provoking conversation on a subject like this to ensue here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Lapin wrote: »
    I'll stay on topic and be brief.

    Go drown yourself in a trough of your own piss or lighten up.

    This is AH for fuck sake. Do you really expect intellectual thought provoking conversation on a subject like this to ensue here?

    Why don't you put it back in your pants, before you wet yourself.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Folks, knock it off with the petty off topic argument

    Are you serious? This is AH. Off topic petty arguments are about as on-topic as you can get. :p
    If the OP wanted a serious discussion of the issue, he or she should have posted it in Politics Café. AH is dominated by people who take the piss (pun of course intended)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Are you serious? This is AH. Off topic petty arguments are about as on-topic as you can get. :p
    If the OP wanted a serious discussion of the issue, he or she should have posted it in Politics Café. AH is dominated by people who take the piss (pun of course intended)

    Mod

    You got an issue with a mod instruction, you know that you take it up via pm. I will resist "you are taking the piss" jibe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    Are you serious? This is AH. Off topic petty arguments are about as on-topic as you can get. :p
    If the OP wanted a serious discussion of the issue, he or she should have posted it in Politics Café. AH is dominated by people who take the piss (pun of course intended)

    no no no, it's 'blast with'.


  • Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    Are you serious? This is AH. Off topic petty arguments are about as on-topic as you can get. :p
    If the OP wanted a serious discussion of the issue, he or she should have posted it in Politics Café. AH is dominated by people who take the piss (pun of course intended)

    Argueing with and Questioning a mod??? Akin to challenging the leadership of North Korea. An impossible task. Prepare to be vaporised :pac::pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    Lapin wrote: »
    I'll stay on topic and be brief.

    Go drown yourself in a trough of your own piss or lighten up.

    This is AH for fuck sake. Do you really expect intellectual thought provoking conversation on a subject like this to ensue here?

    Its ok you will get the thanks you deserve one day. In the meantime we will forgive and forget and stay on topic :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Trough urinals have pretty much died out though right? Even for adults. Proper order. They reek of piss and the scummy smokers used to drop their butts in the trough which collected at the drain backing up the piss, which splashed on your shoes while you did your business crammed in on all sides by drunken eejits.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,994 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Trough urinals have pretty much died out though right? Even for adults. Proper order. They reek of piss and the scummy smokers used to drop their butts in the trough which collected at the drain backing up the piss, which splashed on your shoes while you did your business crammed in on all sides by drunken eejits.

    Is that the teachers staff room toilet or the students toilet your referring to ? :D

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Trough urinals have pretty much died out though right? Even for adults. Proper order. They reek of piss and the scummy smokers used to drop their butts in the trough which collected at the drain backing up the piss, which splashed on your shoes while you did your business crammed in on all sides by drunken eejits.

    Now that you mention it, I'd like the minister to extend his ban to Galway Rail and Bus Éireann station.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    Maybe there is something to be said for sitting down when having a slash? You don't usually get the same waft of stale piss emanating from the ladies' jacks tbf.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Maybe there is something to be said for sitting down when having a slash? You don't usually get the same waft of stale piss emanating from the ladies' jacks tbf.

    Troughs dont get flushed often enough and stale piss smells, a womans wc would be flushed after every piss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,129 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Surely he's taking the piss.

    the op. Yep

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Who'll pay for it? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Finally my children can go to school without the fear, of upset, from their classsmates penis envy.
    Feminist everywhere breathed a sigh of relief.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Thank god. Always dreaded those when I was at school, still don't like em now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    This is a plan by the VFI. Somehow, eventually, all types of urinals will be banned with the exception of pub urinals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    This fella has been at politics a long time. He has to get something right eventually - is this it? Some legacy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Feminists want boys to sit when they urinate because of penis envy.

    They've made products just to cater that envy.

    I present to you:

    The SHEWEE!



    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Condenser


    James Urinelley


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭Sheepy99


    We salute you, our half inflated Dark Lord!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Bottler's school bag probably ended up in a blocked p1ss trough


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Who'll pay for it? :confused:

    Wee will


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  • Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭Depraved


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Thank god. Always dreaded those when I was at school, still don't like em now.

    I've heard that some of those penis enlargement treatments actually work. You should check them out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭Tarzana2


    I was just saying to my BF yesterday that the idea of trough urinals is strange to me, like yer just a bunch of animals or something. :pac: Separate ones just seem more dignified!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Personally I never use urinals. Can't hack not wiping my weiner after a piss. Ye other lads may try to deny it, but there are always a couple of drops no amount of shaking or gyrating will dislodge. ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Personally I never use urinals. Can't hack not wiping my weiner after a piss. Ye other lads may try to deny it, but there are always a couple of drops no amount of shaking or gyrating will dislodge. ;)

    Your weiner is causing you all sorts of problems.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    Irish TD's doing the important jobs well.[/QUOT yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,382 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Personally I never use urinals. Can't hack not wiping my weiner after a piss. Ye other lads may try to deny it, but there are always a couple of drops no amount of shaking or gyrating will dislodge. ;)

    The auld shoulder shrugs should sort that out!

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Your weiner is causing you all sorts of problems.

    I take it this is in reference to the barbell bollocks battering situation I previously posted about? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Frank O. Pinion


    Personally I never use urinals. Can't hack not wiping my weiner after a piss. Ye other lads may try to deny it, but there are always a couple of drops no amount of shaking or gyrating will dislodge. ;)
    I always sit down to pee, and give it a good wipe afterwards. I don't know about other people, but my lovers tend to enjoy my dick not tasting of piss when it's in their mouth. It doesn't take much to be a gentleman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Cuban Pete


    Any source on this? Or are we just meant to believe any old crap people come up with these days?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    I always sit down to pee, and give it a good wipe afterwards. I don't know about other people, but my lovers tend to enjoy my dick not tasting of piss when it's in their mouth.
    Also showering.
    Cuban Pete wrote: »
    Any source on this? Or are we just meant to believe any old crap people come up with these days?
    pretty sure the OP is joking.

    Something to do with James Reilly and plain-pack ciggies and the nanny state I guess.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Depraved wrote: »
    I've heard that some of those penis enlargement treatments actually work. You should check them out.

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/lol-duck.gif


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