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James Reilly to ban trough urinals in schools

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  • 03-03-2015 11:06pm
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    Dom Phil Cobe
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    The Minister for children is to ban trough urinals in all schools. A good idea really, boys should be able to have a piss without other boys seeing their private part.


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    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    Yeh I guess its better to piss all over the seats of the toilet and just make the school bathrooms much more unhygienic in general. Great logic


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    pmasterson95
    Registered Users Posts: 3,074 ✭✭✭pmasterson95


    Irish TD's doing the important jobs well.


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    Guy:Incognito
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    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    Yeh I guess its better to piss all over the seats of the toilet and just make the school bathrooms much more unhygienic in general. Great logic

    Trough urinals , not all urinals. They'll just install individual ones instead, with a divider I'd imagine.


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    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    I see no problem here. Cubicles for all!!


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    DavidRamsay99
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭DavidRamsay99


    Feminists want boys to sit when they urinate because of penis envy.


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    Sheep Lover
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    He's gonna have all the troughs installed in his house so he can eat straight out of them


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    Nino Brown
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    Finally the problem with the Irish education system has been solved.


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    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    This was how we crossed swords in our school, another sad tradition lost.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fqFIt-2Irc


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    The Peanut
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    I knew that eventually I would see James Reilly and trough in the same sentence.


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    Valetta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭Valetta


    Nino Brown wrote: »
    Finally the problem with the Irish education system has been solved.

    You do realise Reilly is not minister for education?


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    Desolation Of Smug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    He was on Prime Time talking more realistic stuff about smoking there. The chaps a leg end.


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    BreadnBuddha
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    DavidRamsay99 wrote: »
    Feminists want boys to sit when they urinate because of penis envy.

    Did you not mean to day that toilets with trough urinals are evil places where ISIL are waiting to groom jihadist extremists?


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    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Dom Phil Cobe wrote: »
    The Minister for children is to ban trough urinals in all schools. A good idea really, boys should be able to have a piss without other boys seeing their private part.


    Any reason that the search for this story leads only to here?


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    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    The Peanut wrote: »
    I knew that eventually I would see James Reilly and trough in the same sentence.

    Ye who see this post. Spread the word. Spread the name. You heard it here first...

    James "Trough" Reilly.


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    kfallon
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    Ffs how are the boys supposed to find out the winner of the "who can piss the highest" competition in their class now


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    wretcheddomain
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    I'd say a lot of people are going to be pissed off.

    When did this story leak?


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    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    Or maybe just Trough Reilly has a better ring to it. Or maybe Jim "The Trough" Reilly - in the style of, Pat "The Cope" Gallagher.


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    BreadnBuddha
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭BreadnBuddha


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I'd say a lot of people are going to be pissed off.

    Better than being pissed on!


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    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Surely he's taking the piss.


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    DavidRamsay99
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    #22
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,514 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    He just wants to eat all the urinal cakes.


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    #23
    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    Moooooar cake!


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    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    He just wants to eat all the urinal cakes.

    And flush them down with toilet duck.


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    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    Moooooar duck!


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    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    A solution to a non existent problem.


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    #27
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    This is how it begins I'm afraid. It's starts with him banning trough urinals, then he'll get rid of all urinals, next will be the toilets and before you know it, we won't have a pot to piss in!


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    #28
    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    Trough luck Reilly!! We can three threw your game!! Threw must thrink we're really stupid!!


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    #29
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    Ban! Ban! Ban!:rolleyes: This guy strikes me as being a real oddbod.


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    SeanW
    Registered Users Posts: 8,776 ✭✭✭SeanW


    BreadnBuddha wrote: »
    Did you not mean to day that toilets with trough urinals are evil places where ISIL are waiting to groom jihadist extremists?
    Huh :confused:


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    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Troughs are sh*t anyway. I spatter everywhere when I use them.


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