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James Reilly to ban trough urinals in schools

  • 03-03-2015 10:06pm
    #1
    Dom Phil Cobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭


    The Minister for children is to ban trough urinals in all schools. A good idea really, boys should be able to have a piss without other boys seeing their private part.
    Post edited by Sephiroth_dude on


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  • #2
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    Yeh I guess its better to piss all over the seats of the toilet and just make the school bathrooms much more unhygienic in general. Great logic


  • #3
    pmasterson95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,074 ✭✭✭pmasterson95


    Irish TD's doing the important jobs well.


  • #4
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    Yeh I guess its better to piss all over the seats of the toilet and just make the school bathrooms much more unhygienic in general. Great logic

    Trough urinals , not all urinals. They'll just install individual ones instead, with a divider I'd imagine.


  • #5
    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    I see no problem here. Cubicles for all!!


  • #6
    DavidRamsay99
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭DavidRamsay99


    Feminists want boys to sit when they urinate because of penis envy.


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  • #7
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    He's gonna have all the troughs installed in his house so he can eat straight out of them


  • #8
    Nino Brown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Nino Brown


    Finally the problem with the Irish education system has been solved.


  • #9
    Adamantium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    This was how we crossed swords in our school, another sad tradition lost.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fqFIt-2Irc


  • #10
    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    I knew that eventually I would see James Reilly and trough in the same sentence.


  • #11
    Valetta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭Valetta


    Nino Brown wrote: »
    Finally the problem with the Irish education system has been solved.

    You do realise Reilly is not minister for education?


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  • #12
    Desolation Of Smug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    He was on Prime Time talking more realistic stuff about smoking there. The chaps a leg end.


  • #13
    BreadnBuddha
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭BreadnBuddha


    DavidRamsay99 wrote: »
    Feminists want boys to sit when they urinate because of penis envy.

    Did you not mean to day that toilets with trough urinals are evil places where ISIL are waiting to groom jihadist extremists?


  • #14
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Dom Phil Cobe wrote: »
    The Minister for children is to ban trough urinals in all schools. A good idea really, boys should be able to have a piss without other boys seeing their private part.


    Any reason that the search for this story leads only to here?


  • #15
    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    The Peanut wrote: »
    I knew that eventually I would see James Reilly and trough in the same sentence.

    Ye who see this post. Spread the word. Spread the name. You heard it here first...

    James "Trough" Reilly.


  • #16
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Ffs how are the boys supposed to find out the winner of the "who can piss the highest" competition in their class now


  • #17
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    I'd say a lot of people are going to be pissed off.

    When did this story leak?


  • #18
    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    Or maybe just Trough Reilly has a better ring to it. Or maybe Jim "The Trough" Reilly - in the style of, Pat "The Cope" Gallagher.


  • #19
    BreadnBuddha
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭BreadnBuddha


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I'd say a lot of people are going to be pissed off.

    Better than being pissed on!


  • #20
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Surely he's taking the piss.


  • #21
    DavidRamsay99
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭DavidRamsay99




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  • #22
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,811 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    He just wants to eat all the urinal cakes.


  • #23
    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    Moooooar cake!


  • #24
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    He just wants to eat all the urinal cakes.

    And flush them down with toilet duck.


  • #25
    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    Moooooar duck!


  • #26
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    A solution to a non existent problem.


  • #27
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    This is how it begins I'm afraid. It's starts with him banning trough urinals, then he'll get rid of all urinals, next will be the toilets and before you know it, we won't have a pot to piss in!


  • #28
    Mr. Remote Control
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 57 ✭✭Mr. Remote Control


    Trough luck Reilly!! We can three threw your game!! Threw must thrink we're really stupid!!


  • #29
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Ban! Ban! Ban!:rolleyes: This guy strikes me as being a real oddbod.


  • #30
    SeanW
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,125 ✭✭✭SeanW


    BreadnBuddha wrote: »
    Did you not mean to day that toilets with trough urinals are evil places where ISIL are waiting to groom jihadist extremists?
    Huh :confused:


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  • #31
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Troughs are sh*t anyway. I spatter everywhere when I use them.


  • #32
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Troughs are sh*t anyway. I spatter everywhere when I use them.

    Well you are supposed to pee in them. :pac:


  • #33
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Anyone got a link to the story...I'm having doubts.


  • #34
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Anyone got a link to the story...I'm having doubts.

    Sorry cant find it all links have been changed to plain links its hard to find.


  • #35
    conorh91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    https://camo.githubusercontent.com/81615b412b86809718bb7b22f08320113a01f4c1/687474703a2f2f6173736574732e6469796c6f6c2e636f6d2f6866732f6566652f6238342f3331622f726573697a65642f6672792d63616e2d742d74656c6c2d6d656d652d67656e657261746f722d63616e2d742d74656c6c2d69662d736572696f75732d6f722d612d6a6f6b652d6435613835322e6a7067


  • #36
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    Sorry cant find it all links have been changed to plain links its hard to find.

    It's impossible to find. For some reason.


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  • #37
    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,773 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    I wonder what the title of the next dubious thread on AH will be?

    Water Protesters Trick James Reilly Into Eating His Own Mother!!! :mad:


  • #38
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    It's a Bacik-led gender equality ruse

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10555436/Im-taking-a-stand-against-peeing-sitting-down.html


  • #39
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    So no more competitions to see who can piss highest up the wall?


  • #40
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Any chance of a link OP? Can't find any mention of it anywhere.


  • #41
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,523 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    As long as the classic Irish pub is still allowed have them in a half converted shed type addition to the main building I'm not too worried, tis traditional like.


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  • #42
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Yamanoto wrote: »
    It's a Bacik-led gender equality ruse

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10555436/Im-taking-a-stand-against-peeing-sitting-down.html

    Time for the revolution!


  • #43
    Depraved
    Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭Depraved


    By doing this he is effectively accusing all boys of being perverts who need to be stopped by removing these urinals.

    Why are people so prudish anyway. It's just a penis.
    Where I live, boys just piss openly in public and nobody bats an eyelid. No kids are harmed or traumatised. There's nothing sexual or perverted about it in any way.


  • #44
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Where did you hear about this my good man?


  • #45
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    DavidRamsay99 wrote: »
    Feminists want boys to sit when they urinate because of penis envy.

    these kind of generalizations are not welcome here


  • #46
    The Th!ng
    Registered Users Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    Some politicians should be drowned in troughs of their own piss.


  • #47
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    pmasterson95 wrote: »
    Irish TD's doing the important jobs well.

    Always best for them to focus on what's not important and completely avoid what is really important.


  • #48
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    DavidRamsay99 wrote: »
    Feminists want boys to sit when they urinate because of penis envy.
    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    these kind of generalizations are not welcome here

    Yeah Rambo get it together and stop making generalizations FFS :mad:

    It's not just boys they want to have to sitting down. It's men too.

    God sake like?


  • #49
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Some of my fondest childhood memories involve me sparking up a Rothmans and pissing into the trough.

    And now this minister wants to deprive any children I may have from ever having the same happy memories.

    Well sod that, the beardy bastard, I'll never vote for him after this.

    Never.


  • #50
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,052 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    The way things are going soon there won't be allowed be a male or female designation on a toilet. Will mean much longer Q if there's just cubicles.


  • #51
    Miall108
    Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    Lapin wrote: »
    Some of my fondest childhood memories involve me sparking up a Rothmans and pissing into the trough.

    And now this minister wants to deprive any children I may have from ever having the same happy memories.

    Well sod that, the beardy bastard, I'll never vote for him after this.

    Never.

    Less of the thank whoring please


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