Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

OldNotWIse · 19-02-2015 05:13PM

jimgoose wrote: »

You can pull over and have a 45-minute shift during every mandatory break if you like. Large loads of pipe should be <ahem> "secured"...

What about your load, can you dump it at any time or do you have to wait til you've checked the height restrictions?

Vlad Dog Putin · 19-02-2015 05:13PM

Hen pecked men who lift toilet seat, real man leave seat down and sprinkle with piss, how we laugh in mother Russia at feminised euro man

Boom_Bap · 19-02-2015 05:13PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

He wasn't lying. I checked with 4 different people about the colour of their child's dumps and it was a unanimous verdict.

I don't lie when it comes to poop talk.

jimgoose · 19-02-2015 05:14PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

What about your load, can you dump it at any time or do you have to wait til you've checked the height restrictions?

Unauthorised dumping of loads shall be punished by fine and/or imprisonment, whichever is the greater. Height restrictions usually only apply at loading bays usually reserved for exit.

OldNotWIse · 19-02-2015 05:15PM

Vlad Dog Putin wrote: »

Hen pecked men who lift toilet seat, real man leave seat down and sprinkle with piss, how we laugh in mother Russia at feminised euro man

Wants to make Russia joke....doesn't want to get site banned.....

*twitches*

MsBubbles · 19-02-2015 05:22PM

jimgoose what's the regulations regarding protective equipment ?

Pumpkinseeds · 19-02-2015 05:23PM

Wise Old Elf wrote: »

dafuq, where?!
I could have picked some up for my mother, brownie points and she'd think I was being all holy or something!

Outside Debenhams and Penneys.

jimgoose · 19-02-2015 05:23PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

jimgoose what's the regulations regarding protective equipment ?

Personal Protective Equipment, or "PPE" should be worn on the head at all times, while assuming the standard Disaster Recovery position, i.e. curled up in the foetal position in the nearest corner, whimpering "Mumsie!!"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 19-02-2015 05:25PM

Is PPE compulsory?

jimgoose · 19-02-2015 05:26PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Is PPE compulsory?

Only if you have it. If not, it's Glesgae-Style, i.e. in wi' the boot an' in wi' the heid!

eisenberg1 · 19-02-2015 05:27PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

What's a womb card? Do you get a stamp every time you have a baby? :pac:

No, you have to swipe it.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 19-02-2015 05:27PM

http://tinypic.com/r/67pldg/8

This should be in the what makes you happy thread but I don't want to offend my eyes. I got a present from my crazy Russian friend for being the best manager she's had, AWW

eisenberg1 · 19-02-2015 05:31PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Wants to make Russia joke....doesn't want to get site banned.....

*twitches*

Russian condom aka a little riding hood:D

Vlad Dog Putin · 19-02-2015 05:33PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I got a present from my crazy Russian friend for being the best manager she's had, AWW

in russia we call this type person осел lick. send to gulag

jimgoose · 19-02-2015 05:34PM

Vlad Dog Putin wrote: »

in russia we call this type person осел lick. send to gulag

In Soviet Russia, forum troll you.

Vel · 19-02-2015 05:38PM

Receipt in one hand, tasty danish in the other. Tasty danish lobbed straight into bin while receipt is lifted towards the mouth. And it was one of those solar compactor bins so I couldn't even fish it out if I was so desperately inclined. The rage.

MsBubbles · 19-02-2015 05:38PM

Vel noooooooo !

Menas · 19-02-2015 05:39PM

Vel wrote: »

Receipt in one hand, tasty danish in the other. Tasty danish lobbed straight into bin while receipt is lifted towards the mouth. And it was one of those solar compactor bins so I couldn't even fish it out if I was so desperately inclined. The rage.

When that happens you are best of going home, closing the curtains and climbing in to bed!

Vel · 19-02-2015 05:42PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Me,

I am kinda handy in the kitchen, and am currently on a bit of a curry binge, so making a lot of Indian food (From scratch), I have piles of spices, seeds, leaves and jars of stuff, which stink the gaff up no end. To avoid spillages like you mentioned, and to keep the aroma to a minimum, I put everything in two large plastic storage boxes, and keep it in the utility room.

I was made do that:D

Yeah, I live with someone who fancies himself as a bit of an Atul Kochhar (hence the coriandar seeds), when in reality he's more Uncle Bens when it comes to curries!!

selous · 19-02-2015 05:44PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Russian condom aka a little riding hood:D

Money for condom machine.....Johnny Cash??:rolleyes:

MsBubbles · 19-02-2015 05:44PM

Eisenberg1 I bloody love Indian food, will you come and cook for me please ?

eisenberg1 · 19-02-2015 07:24PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Eisenberg1 I bloody love Indian food, will you come and cook for me please ?

Get yourself over to the Indian Restaurant Curries thread, and see Curry Addict's recipes. Really are as good and better than you get dining out.

It changed my life.;)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 19-02-2015 07:38PM

All day I've been getting splashed with stuff that reminds me of sperm. I had oats for breakfast and lunch and both times I spilled the excess liquid on myself. Then during a facial, I tore open a mask and the contents of it shot right out at me, landed on me the bed and the floor. Corrupting my innocence

Menas · 19-02-2015 07:53PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

All day I've been getting splashed with stuff that reminds me of sperm. I had oats for breakfast and lunch and both times I spilled the excess liquid on myself. Then during a facial, I tore open a mask and the contents of it shot right out at me, landed on me the bed and the floor. Corrupting my innocence

Three money shots in one day. Impressed.

MsBubbles · 19-02-2015 07:58PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

All day I've been getting splashed with stuff that reminds me of sperm. I had oats for breakfast and lunch and both times I spilled the excess liquid on myself. Then during a facial, I tore open a mask and the contents of it shot right out at me, landed on me the bed and the floor. Corrupting my innocence

Get thy Durty mind out of the gutter AlexandraonRale

Rosie Rant · 19-02-2015 08:42PM

Scrubbing graters and colanders. The food seems to just stick to them.

Secondary TA - not owning a dishwasher.

selous · 19-02-2015 09:46PM

Why isn't there a Irish B&Q website, very hard to price things from the U.K site, grrrrr.

Menas · 19-02-2015 11:31PM

Broadchurch. Just fckin find him guilty already and end the series.

MsBubbles · 19-02-2015 11:47PM

Trigger every time I see your posts I want to type 'all right Dave ?'

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 19-02-2015 11:53PM

Waiting ten stinkin months to find out who killed Lucy in eastenders and so underwhelming good lord

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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