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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #6332
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    jimgoose wrote: »
    You just watch it, young lady. I'm already not speaking to the Americans over their reprehensible cheese-like-substance-in-a-toothpaste-tube. :mad:

    This :(


  • #6333
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    This :(

    Oh. That's humour, Ms. B. I wouldn't really stop talking to you just because you were advocating the use of FURKIN' ARTIFICIAL WHITE-MEAT SUBSTITUTE BACON SHÍTE! GAAAAHHHH!!!



    :D


  • #6334
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Jim Phew !


  • #6335
    BillJ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 635 ✭✭✭BillJ


    My TA for today is when you say something funny and the person beside you laughs and you think you're hilarious, then you realise they are looking at something funny on their phone and you're not funny at all:(


  • #6336
    redfacedbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    The cat came in limping again this morning. I've only just finished forcing antibiotics down him from an injury he got a couple of weeks ago and now we're probably on the way to the vets again.


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  • #6337
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    You should have called me. I would gladly smell a new borns head for 40 minutes.
    God that smell is good!



    Weirdo


  • #6338
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Weirdo

    Baby hater. :(


  • #6339
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    You should have called me. I would gladly smell a new borns head for 40 minutes.
    God that smell is good!

    New Yankee candle fragrance?


  • #6340
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Wise Old Elf wrote: »
    Out for a walk around Limerick City this lunch time, my annoyance for the day is buskers, or more specifically, talentless cunnoxes screeching their way through some unknown sh1tty ballad. OR, the ones who plug in; there was another one around for a while, she could at least sing but she was amped up so it just went through you as you got closer to her. Plug out and give it some welly if you're going to do it properly dammit.

    If it makes you feel any better, I was in the city on Monday and there were 2 aul fellas handing out free rosary beads. They didn't even offer me some, so I'm taking it as a given that I'm beyond redemption.:D


  • #6341
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    If it makes you feel any better, I was in the city on Monday and there were 2 aul fellas handing out free rosary beads. They didn't even offer me some, so I'm taking it as a given that I'm beyone redemption.:D

    dafuq, where?!
    I could have picked some up for my mother, brownie points and she'd think I was being all holy or something!


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  • #6342
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    redfacedbear wrote: »
    The cat came in limping again this morning. I've only just finished forcing antibiotics down him from an injury he got a couple of weeks ago and now we're probably on the way to the vets again.


    By any chance did he have a run in with Pumpkinseeds pussy? :pac:


  • #6343
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    New Yankee candle fragrance?


    Can you imagine. They could burn it at singles nights. Those poor unsuspecting ovulating women will be rarin' to go :P


  • #6344
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    New Yankee candle fragrance?

    Yeah, like one of the horrible ones that you only smell when they're on special offer in Homestore+more like Fluffy Towels or Wedding Day.


  • #6345
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Can you imagine. They could burn it at singles nights. Those poor unsuspecting ovulating women will be rarin' to go :P

    Oh jesus oxytocin overload... :pac:


  • #6346
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Finished work and went to Aldi for a microwave thats only 40e but it was sold out..onto the next Aldi and gone there too FFS...I swore I wasnt buying another one as young Colser blew up the last 2 making popcorn but Id have taken one at that price:(
    Worse day in a long time at work..it seemed like a month and I dont think I should be dealing with people at the moment because each and everyone of them is driving me insane:mad:
    I havent had coffee since Tuesday and I have a banging headache..is nothing straightforward anymore..too much caffeine badis for you but your head will explode if you give it up..:confused:
    My mechanic rang to say I will be waiting 3 weeks for a small part to come from CHINA....Surely this day has to improve...


  • #6347
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I just had to watch a newborn baby today. 6 weeks old. Not one shred of feelings at all. It was just .. There. Do i have to hand in my womb card?


  • #6348
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie A lot of people are like that nothing wrong with it


  • #6349
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    By any chance did he have a run in with Pumpkinseeds pussy? :pac:
    :D:D:D


  • #6350
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I just had to watch a newborn baby today. 6 weeks old. Not one shred of feelings at all. It was just .. There. Do i have to hand in my womb card?


    What's a womb card? Do you get a stamp every time you have a baby? :pac:


  • #6351
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie A lot of people are like that nothing wrong with it
    I'm the opposite, I turn into a f*cking idiot with babies and other kids. Peolple are abit taken back by my idiotness.

    There was a time when an ex came to visit it me one time with her new born (I'm the odd type that remains chums with ex's). She was expecting me to be weird but I was immediately wanting a squeeze of the kid and to throw it around abit. Her reaction was priceless.














    The baby cried.


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  • #6352
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    What's a womb card? Do you get a stamp every time you have a baby? :pac:

    It's like a tachograph. You can't put more than eight hours on it in one day, and using it while tired or drunk is a big no-no! :D


  • #6353
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    It made these tiny little fists and was changing colour. I thought he was choking. Until I realised he was probably pooping. I imagined it up his back and all so I moved it a little bit away from me, feeling kind of bad incase he was actually choking.


  • #6354
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Oh jaysus babies that small are terrifying. One wrong move and you could actually crush one of their limbs.


  • #6355
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie I'm surprised you couldn't smell the poop ;) I love cuddling a baby but handing it back to its Mammy afterwards so they can deal with the poopy nappies and 3 am feeds. Actually the 3 am feeds wouldn't be a problem if my insomnia is in full swing


  • #6356
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    It's like a tachograph. You can't put more than eight hours on it in one day, and using it while tired or drunk is a big no-no! :D


    Do you have to pull over and have a mandatory 45 minute break during every shift?

    Are there ahem....load restrictions? :o


  • #6357
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    It made these tiny little fists and was changing colour. I thought he was choking. Until I realised he was probably pooping. I imagined it up his back and all so I moved it a little bit away from me, feeling kind of bad incase he was actually choking.


    Why didn't you check the colour? I'm dying to know if it's actually green! I'm still holding out hope that BB was joking...


  • #6358
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Why didn't you check the colour? I'm dying to know if it's actually green! I'm still holding out hope that BB was joking...

    What do you want, pictures of the nappy?!!


  • #6359
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    Yeah, like one of the horrible ones that you only smell when they're on special offer in Homestore+more like Fluffy Towels or Wedding Day.
    Or Christmas Turkey Farts! :pac:


  • #6360
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Why didn't you check the colour? I'm dying to know if it's actually green! I'm still holding out hope that BB was joking...



    He wasn't lying. I checked with 4 different people about the colour of their child's dumps and it was a unanimous verdict.


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  • #6361
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Do you have to pull over and have a mandatory 45 minute break during every shift?

    Are there ahem....load restrictions? :o

    You can pull over and have a 45-minute shift during every mandatory break if you like. Large loads of pipe should be <ahem> "secured"... :D


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