jimgoose wrote: » You can pull over and have a 45-minute shift during every mandatory break if you like. Large loads of pipe should be <ahem> "secured"...
LexieOnRale wrote: » He wasn't lying. I checked with 4 different people about the colour of their child's dumps and it was a unanimous verdict.
OldNotWIse wrote: » What about your load, can you dump it at any time or do you have to wait til you've checked the height restrictions?
Vlad Dog Putin wrote: » Hen pecked men who lift toilet seat, real man leave seat down and sprinkle with piss, how we laugh in mother Russia at feminised euro man
Wise Old Elf wrote: » dafuq, where?! I could have picked some up for my mother, brownie points and she'd think I was being all holy or something!
MsBubbles wrote: » jimgoose what's the regulations regarding protective equipment ?
LexieOnRale wrote: » Is PPE compulsory?
OldNotWIse wrote: » What's a womb card? Do you get a stamp every time you have a baby? :pac:
OldNotWIse wrote: » Wants to make Russia joke....doesn't want to get site banned..... *twitches*
LexieOnRale wrote: » I got a present from my crazy Russian friend for being the best manager she's had, AWW
Vlad Dog Putin wrote: » in russia we call this type person осел lick. send to gulag
Vel wrote: » Receipt in one hand, tasty danish in the other. Tasty danish lobbed straight into bin while receipt is lifted towards the mouth. And it was one of those solar compactor bins so I couldn't even fish it out if I was so desperately inclined. The rage.
eisenberg1 wrote: » Me, I am kinda handy in the kitchen, and am currently on a bit of a curry binge, so making a lot of Indian food (From scratch), I have piles of spices, seeds, leaves and jars of stuff, which stink the gaff up no end. To avoid spillages like you mentioned, and to keep the aroma to a minimum, I put everything in two large plastic storage boxes, and keep it in the utility room. I was made do that:D
eisenberg1 wrote: » Russian condom aka a little riding hood:D
MsBubbles wrote: » Eisenberg1 I bloody love Indian food, will you come and cook for me please ?
LexieOnRale wrote: » All day I've been getting splashed with stuff that reminds me of sperm. I had oats for breakfast and lunch and both times I spilled the excess liquid on myself. Then during a facial, I tore open a mask and the contents of it shot right out at me, landed on me the bed and the floor. Corrupting my innocence