What is the best slogan you ever saw written on a Tee Shirt...?

wilhelm roentgen wrote: »

On a Viz T-shirt I used to own. HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fcuk off

What's a Viz t-shirt? That's a lot of words on a t-shirt

Remember the scene in S3 of Love/Hate, where Siobhan gets raped by the IRA guy? Tommy and Nidge beat him up and Nidge bashes his head in with a beer keg.

The next day, there were Nidge T shirts for sale on Henry St, showing him holding the keg above his head. The keg had a Heineken logo photo shopped on it. Below the pic, the caption said "Heineken - it does your head in".

I didn't buy one as the overall quality of it was rotten, but am sorry now I didn't. T'was fcuking priceless !

xLisaBx wrote: »

Group of midwifery students got "At your cervix" printed on their class tshirts

Love it! A group in Mary I doing teaching had ones that said 'Great in B.Ed' :-)

"Hurray sports ! Do the thing with the points."

And "I flexed and the sleeves fell off"

I like the hairy baby ones too.

I don't wear them but I do like the not too easy ones, just a bit of fun.

Mountainsandh wrote: »

"Hurray sports ! Do the thing with the points."

And "I flexed and the sleeves fell off"

I like the hairy baby ones too.

I don't wear them but I do like the not too easy ones, just a bit of fun.

I collect Tee Shirts.(Last count was 174) I remember the very 1st one I bought had a picture of 2 vultures sitting in a tree looking down and one is saying:
'Patience my ass, I'm goin to kill something'
I was about 11, in the 70s. My mother nearly lost her life!

My favourite in my collection now is one with Brian Cowan holding a pint saying:
'Viva la recession Baby'

Hairy baby at its best

I think the best I saw was being sold on Henry Street not long after the whole Ben Dunne government scandal:

"Ben There
Dunne That
Bought the Taoiseach"

Japanese tshirt: 'dericious happy time'

Another, that was actually really cool, was 'Chocolate Fucking Jesus'. I tried to get one for myself but couldn't. So some coworkers made it for me using special printing material that irons onto a shirt.

"I'm only smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet" gave me giggle a few years back.

I don't like to spoon, I like to fork!


A picture of a panda hitting another panda over the head with a chair and it simply says WWF underneath it.