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What is the best slogan you ever saw written on a Tee Shirt...?

Nomis21

For me it was a tee shirt I saw on a 20 something girl in Ibiza.

It read...

"This tee shirt would look good on your floor"

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megadodge

A picture of Wily Coyote finally holding the RoadRunner by the throat - 'Meeb Meeb now asshole!!'

Asarlai

wilhelm roentgen wrote: »

On a Viz T-shirt I used to own. HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fcuk off

What's a Viz t-shirt? That's a lot of words on a t-shirt

Asarlai

First Up wrote: »

The one from the Titanic museum that says "it was OK when it left here" is pretty good.

Seen during the time the Titanic movie came out:

The ship sank. Get over it

MarkAnthony

Bukkake ruined my carpet

A cow called Daisy

Screw a farmer

Everyone else does

ProudDUB

Remember the scene in S3 of Love/Hate, where Siobhan gets raped by the IRA guy? Tommy and Nidge beat him up and Nidge bashes his head in with a beer keg.

The next day, there were Nidge T shirts for sale on Henry St, showing him holding the keg above his head. The keg had a Heineken logo photo shopped on it. Below the pic, the caption said "Heineken - it does your head in".

I didn't buy one as the overall quality of it was rotten, but am sorry now I didn't. T'was fcuking priceless !

Wichita Lineman

I like the 'bride & groom' game over one.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGgVx1ROwjLOn0-oGpgVrJLUfvEiLyCH2gBwMsnrPe4Ys7IeH

Padkir

xLisaBx wrote: »

Group of midwifery students got "At your cervix" printed on their class tshirts

Love it! A group in Mary I doing teaching had ones that said 'Great in B.Ed' :-)

Amy33

You lost me at hello.

Mountainsandh

"Hurray sports ! Do the thing with the points."

And "I flexed and the sleeves fell off"

I like the hairy baby ones too.

I don't wear them but I do like the not too easy ones, just a bit of fun.

Cedrus

"E-Coli Happens" on a med student.

Chucken

Mountainsandh wrote: »

"Hurray sports ! Do the thing with the points."

And "I flexed and the sleeves fell off"

I like the hairy baby ones too.

I don't wear them but I do like the not too easy ones, just a bit of fun.

I collect Tee Shirts.(Last count was 174) I remember the very 1st one I bought had a picture of 2 vultures sitting in a tree looking down and one is saying:
'Patience my ass, I'm goin to kill something'
I was about 11, in the 70s. My mother nearly lost her life!

My favourite in my collection now is one with Brian Cowan holding a pint saying:
'Viva la recession Baby'

Hairy baby at its best

bodhrandude

I'm not as think as I stoned I am.

[Deleted User]

A 300lb guy in Arizona was wearing a T with the legend "I Beat Anorexia"

efb

Padkir wrote: »

Love it! A group in Mary I doing teaching had ones that said 'Great in B.Ed' :-)

virgin mega store?

Witchie

I think the best I saw was being sold on Henry Street not long after the whole Ben Dunne government scandal:

"Ben There
Dunne That
Bought the Taoiseach"

Lucifer MorningStar

'Feck it sure it's grand'

Hinomaru

I'm thinker than you drunk I am

RobbingBandit

The bride and groom game over t-shirt was good.

eternal

I had one that said '**** me but wear a condom' but then I got freaked out wearing it considering I was only 16.

Andrewf20

1.

"I put the .............. in lazy"

No dots on actual t shirt btw.

2.

Tshirt front: "In case of fire, read back of this t-shirt"
Tshirt back: "I said in case of fire, dumbass"

osarusan

Japanese tshirt: 'dericious happy time'

Another, that was actually really cool, was 'Chocolate Fucking Jesus'. I tried to get one for myself but couldn't. So some coworkers made it for me using special printing material that irons onto a shirt.

gerardk55

Maybe it's the beer talking, but I really like beer.

Chiorino

"I'm only smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet" gave me giggle a few years back.

Galwayguy35

"If you don't want to get Aids wear a condom on your willy", tame enough by todays standards but this was about 1987 in a school where the Principal was a nun.

mackeire

I don't like to spoon, I like to fork!

A picture of a panda hitting another panda over the head with a chair and it simply says WWF underneath it.

mackeire

I don't like to spoon, I like to fork!

A picture of a panda hitting another panda over the head with a chair and it simply says WWF underneath it.

wilhelm roentgen

Asarlai wrote: »

What's a Viz t-shirt? That's a lot of words on a t-shirt

What's a VIZ T-shirt?

As in VIZ comic, they used to do some fab shirts, and their top tips ones were great. For example:

MANCHESTER UNITED FANS: Save money on expensive new kits by simply strapping a large fake penis to your forehead. It is now clear to all as to your allegiance.

Cee-Jay-Cee

My favourite is 'I beat Anorexia' worn by really fat people.

Irish Halo

I do like 'Sniff glue, worship satan' for juvenile rock humour