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What is the best slogan you ever saw written on a Tee Shirt...?

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  • #32
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    "Superdry"

    When they are sopping wet in the rain


  • #33
    Banjoxed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Banjoxed


    Have a break.. Have a Kwik Krap


  • #34
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    hollster2 wrote: »
    you're

    No, it's not!


  • #35
    Fudge You
    Closed Accounts Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Fudge You


    hollster2 wrote: »
    you're

    Wait, what did you just say?????


  • #36
    onform
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭onform


    "667 - The Neighbour of the Beast"


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  • #37
    Triboro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭Triboro


    Welcome to New York



    Duck Motherf**ker


  • #38
    Rough Sleeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 803 ✭✭✭Rough Sleeper


    I got a chuckle out of "Ketamine: just say neigh" the first time I saw it.


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wife Wanted!

    She must
    Look like an Angel
    Cook like a gourmet chef
    and
    Bonk like a rabbit!

    :D


  • #40
    delthedriver
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,955 ✭✭✭delthedriver


    " I don't need Google........ my wife knows everything !!""

    Also saw tee shirt...................... "My mother in law knows everything!!""


  • #41
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Wife Wanted!

    She must
    Look like an Angel
    Cook like a gourmet chef
    and
    Bonk like a rabbit!

    :D

    When did you read that? 1950's? "Bonk" .....jaysis!


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  • #42
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    You look like I need a drink.


  • #43
    First Up
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,823 ✭✭✭✭First Up


    The one from the Titanic museum that says "it was OK when it left here" is pretty good.


  • #44
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,058 ✭✭✭✭josip


    All
    Hers
    His


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Truffle Pig wrote: »
    When did you read that? 1950's? "Bonk" .....jaysis!
    1976


  • #46
    Jakey Rolling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Jakey Rolling


    Seen on a girl's T-shirt one rugby weekend

    "If Your Tackle is Hard Enough, I'll Go Down!"

    100412.2526@compuserve.com



  • #47
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Necrophilia - Pump em, Hump em, Dump em.


  • #48
    TheBeardedLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    I really hate t-shirt slogans.


  • #49
    Duffman K
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭Duffman K


    Once saw a guy in a wheelchair with a t-shirt that said

    "Keep staring, I might do a flip"


  • #50
    wilhelm roentgen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭wilhelm roentgen


    On a Viz T-shirt I used to own. HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fcuk off


  • #51
    ChunkyLover54
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover54


    Stop staring at my man-boobs.


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  • #52
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Necrophilia - Pump em, Hump em, Dump em.


    "Why not crack open a cold one? "
    On the back
    " Necrophilia Association"


  • #53
    daithi1970
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭daithi1970


    "My girlfriend says I dont listen"
    Or something like that


  • #54
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,762 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Your read my t-shirt
    THAT'S ENOUGH SOCIAL
    INTERACTION FOR ONE DAY


  • #55
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,372 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I swear to drunk I'm not god


  • #56
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Voted Most Likely To Travel Back In Time
    Class of 2057

    I Hate Being Bipolar
    It's Awesome

    On The Front Side

    There's a picture of the Prophet Muhammad
    On The Back Of This T-Shirt

    On The Back Side

    Just Kidding!
    Praise Allah
    (Please don't kill me)


  • #57
    stunmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭stunmer


    I beat anorexia


  • #58
    robclay26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭robclay26


    National pornographic
    Set out the same way as national geographic logo


  • #59
    thegreatgonzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    Tee shirts bought in Asia with english slogans that make no sense. I got one for my friend once that said something like 'Stop please look at soup, simultaneous it is harsh it is tasty' or something like that.

    Also:

    shave my wife.


  • #60
    xLisaBx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭xLisaBx


    Group of midwifery students got "At your cervix" printed on their class tshirts :D


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  • #61
    thegreatgonzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,623 ✭✭✭thegreatgonzo


    'I like big mutts and I cannot lie' has been on a few veterinary ones


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