What is the best slogan you ever saw written on a Tee Shirt...?

Nomis21

For me it was a tee shirt I saw on a 20 something girl in Ibiza.

It read...

"This tee shirt would look good on your floor"

Chucken

Everything on Hairybaby.

RayM

What do we want?
A cure for tourettes!
When do we want it?
Cunt.

tharmor

'Are you staring at these' just near the boobs on a gals Tee.....

Señor Fancy Pants

Primark

Aongus Von Bismarck

Do you know what t-shirts with 'witty' slogans are useful for?

A handy way of letting you know to avoid the unfunny moron wearing it.

efb

I thought the manteesers one as good

Mr. Incognito

I clicked on this thread on boards and didnt get this tee shirt

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

On the front: I'm with stupid

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On the back: National Carers Association

Señor Fancy Pants

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Do you know what t-shirts with 'witty' slogans are useful for?

A handy way of letting you know to avoid the unfunny moron wearing it.

So, how many slogan t shirts have ya got?

Gummy Panda

Reps for Jesus and rows for the hoes

smileyj1987

I saw one with " Rehab is for Quitters " it gave me a good laugh .

hollster2

I had a T-shirt when I was about 15 that said if you think im a bitch you should meet my mother, I wore it one day when we went out shopping she was wondering why people were looking at me and laughing, she found it funny thank god

Baggy Trousers

RayM wrote: »

What do we want?
A cure for tourettes!
When do we want it?
Cunt.

LOL

Summer wind

"Blink if you want me."

"If you can read this the bitch fell off". This was on the back of a t shirt on a man on a motorbike.

Leilak

one that read im not a gynaecologist but i'll have a look....

eviltwin

Jesus loves you....but everyone else thinks your a kunt

thelad95

Would a Tee shirt be similar to a T shirt now?

anncoates

'Frankie Say Arm The Unemployed'

hollster2

RayM wrote: »

What do we want?
A cure for tourettes!
When do we want it?
Cunt.

Best one yet hahha:D:pac:

Saipanne

Dyslexics of all lands! Untie!

Pyridine

* Nerd Alert *

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate"

GerB40

It wasn't a t shirt but there was a girl who had knickers on that said on the front "I would do anything for love" and on the back said "But I won't do that". I thought that was excellent...

AlanS181824

Haven't seen many funny t-shirts... Feel like I'm missing out.

Schwiiing

'If you can read this you're too close' written in tiny tiny writing across the boobs area of some girls t-shirt.

B.A._Baracus

wouldn't personally say it's the best but in terms of t-shirts with slogans.... Austin 3:16 comes to mind. Back in the late 90s you'd see loads of people wearing them.
But then again wrestling was also red hot back then. Now not so much.

efb

GerB40 wrote: »

It wasn't a t shirt but there was a girl who had knickers on that said on the front "I would do anything for love" and on the back said "But I won't do that". I thought that was excellent...

Big girl so

fineso.mom

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Do you know what t-shirts with 'witty' slogans are useful for?

A handy way of letting you know to avoid the unfunny moron wearing it.

Gosh! thats a lot of words to fit on a T-shirt.

Fudge You

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Do you know what t-shirts with 'witty' slogans are useful for?

A handy way of letting you know to avoid the unfunny moron wearing it.

Love the way, people get mocked for wearing a type of t-shirt. But they can take it off any time, and never wear it again.
Do you think the same about people with slogans or witty slogans on their body. Or are they funny, and not morons???

Dr. Bre

Your Ma!

statto25

"If ya can't lift her, don't shift her"

Sheep Lover

"Superdry"

When they are sopping wet in the rain

Banjoxed

Have a break.. Have a Kwik Krap

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

hollster2 wrote: »

you're

No, it's not!

Fudge You

hollster2 wrote: »

you're

Wait, what did you just say?????

onform

"667 - The Neighbour of the Beast"

Triboro

Welcome to New York



Duck Motherf**ker

Rough Sleeper

I got a chuckle out of "Ketamine: just say neigh" the first time I saw it.

Wife Wanted!

She must
Look like an Angel
Cook like a gourmet chef
and
Bonk like a rabbit!

delthedriver

" I don't need Google........ my wife knows everything !!""

Also saw tee shirt...................... "My mother in law knows everything!!""

Señor Fancy Pants

Deleted User wrote: »

Wife Wanted!

She must
Look like an Angel
Cook like a gourmet chef
and
Bonk like a rabbit!

When did you read that? 1950's? "Bonk" .....jaysis!

Mister Vain

You look like I need a drink.

First Up

The one from the Titanic museum that says "it was OK when it left here" is pretty good.

josip

All
Hers
His

Truffle Pig

Truffle Pig wrote: »

When did you read that? 1950's? "Bonk" .....jaysis!

1976

Jakey Rolling

Seen on a girl's T-shirt one rugby weekend

"If Your Tackle is Hard Enough, I'll Go Down!"

Mister Vain

Necrophilia - Pump em, Hump em, Dump em.

TheBeardedLady

I really hate t-shirt slogans.

Duffman K

Once saw a guy in a wheelchair with a t-shirt that said

"Keep staring, I might do a flip"

wilhelm roentgen

On a Viz T-shirt I used to own. HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fcuk off

ChunkyLover54

Stop staring at my man-boobs.