Sexual slang meaning

Karpackie · 02-12-2014 09:46AM

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Tell her it'll take a rusty trombone to get unblocked

You're the type of sicko who thinks doing the one-eyed angry pirate sounds like fun.

whiskeyman · 02-12-2014 09:59AM

Explain that you're a bit more kinky and are into sex dodecahedrons

The J Stands for Jay · 02-12-2014 10:26AM

Chris___ wrote: »

I was only out 25 minutes getting breakfast. What happened to "never talk to me again"?

Just send her this reply:

*you're

DoYouEvenLift · 02-12-2014 10:32AM

Karpackie wrote: »

You're the type of sicko who thinks doing the one-eyed angry pirate sounds like fun.

Haha strong.

Chris___ wrote: »

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Haha careful man, you've already given her access to your entire post history by linking her to this thread.

harvester of sorrow · 02-12-2014 10:46AM

urbanledge wrote: »

Just tell her you only had a blumpkin at the weekend

Ahh the mythical blumpkin.

Stuff of legend and folklore...some say it doesn't exist some say it transports you to a different world....
I gotta admit tho ,it's on my bucket list...:cool:

bobmalooka · 02-12-2014 10:54AM

Seeing as you and her are finished now may I ask on behalf of everyone is she good at the auld sexy time.

Duggy747 · 02-12-2014 10:58AM

caustic 1 wrote: »

Would that be digestive or rich tea? Hmmm perhaps hob nobs.

Viscounts

Adds a touch of class to the event, I'd imagine :pac:

caustic 1 · 02-12-2014 11:05AM

Chris___ wrote: »

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Not at all bitter huh?

Gummy Panda · 02-12-2014 11:16AM

Chris___ wrote: »

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I'd destroy Sinead Kennedy.

Claire pm me bbz

The J Stands for Jay · 02-12-2014 11:45AM

Chris___ wrote: »

Boobs are a bit on the small side and she has a few ugly tattoos on her wrist and back. Think of your one Sinead Kennedy just a bit taller.

Looks like we'll end up with some pictures soon without anyone having to say: "pics or gtfo". We already have a description and a location...

Ficheall · 02-12-2014 12:19PM

Is this the same lass as in your "should I run or stay for sex" thread?

Grab All Association · 02-12-2014 12:40PM

Ficheall wrote: »

Is this the same lass as in your "should I run or stay for sex" thread?

Nope met that one on Tinder. She was obsessed with her ex wouldn't shut up about him.

Tinder is great for good lookers. Craigslist for the more slutier girls who *** *** *** **** *** **** **** ** *** ***. I will get banned if i say it. Dirty

or sex circles if I ever find out what that means.

Shrap · 02-12-2014 12:58PM

I'm beginning to think it's herself who's dodged a bullet here. I'd advise you to take down all the stuff that could identify her that you've posted. Right now you deserve to have your bunny well boiled and served up to you OP. Get a life, basically.

Jen Pigs Fly · 02-12-2014 01:09PM

Chris___ wrote: »

Lol. We broke up three weeks ago because she did something. I never cheated on her or on anyone. Say she did a lot more.

Ah so she's a deviant but is trying to make herself feel good by making you out to be the devient!

A.Partridge · 02-12-2014 01:24PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

These days all the hip and cool young people are into soggy biscuit.

I heard that too. I think they call it 'Sogging'.

There was a programme on Channel 4 all about it. How people venture into dark woods at night to listen in and masturbate to the sound of young couples engaged in Sogging...(or was it Dogging?...mmmm...not sure, something like that anyway.)

GLaDOS · 02-12-2014 01:27PM

Don't identify (or give details to identify) people outside boards

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mfergus · 02-12-2014 01:46PM

Start a thread, tell one side of a story and try incite everybody in after hours to take the piss out of some young girl so you can send her a link to see it?

Online bullying at its finest.

And then to make matters worse you do this when she's having a hard time.

You're a disgrace, Op

harvester of sorrow · 02-12-2014 02:54PM

You're a gob****e op.
This girl obviously had feelings for you and by the sounds of it you have none for her,so instead of breaking up with her you strung her along and then we she challenges you,you try to be the big man on boards and take the piss out of her online.........what an ape.

She's the one who dodged a bullet here.

GLaDOS · 02-12-2014 03:25PM

On further consideration I'm closing this thread down as it's too close to bullying for my liking.

OP if you want to brag about your sex life and reveal peoples personal conversations with you, go get a blog, we don't want it here

Sexual slang meaning

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