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Grab All Association

Help me with this one.

So I'm talking to my ex since Thursday. We both wanted to get back together. It was looking good until I got a text at 12am tonight saying never contact her again that she heard I was sleeping around with a load of women including two of her friends during the weekend and we all joined in a sex circle.

1.Incorrect i have a ****ing vomiting bug or something since Saturday in bed all day.

2. Wtf is a sex circle though?

In other news those bastards at 7up changed the formula again either that or all that stomach acid has ruined my tastes buds.

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Karpackie

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Tell her it'll take a rusty trombone to get unblocked

You're the type of sicko who thinks doing the one-eyed angry pirate sounds like fun.

whiskeyman

Explain that you're a bit more kinky and are into sex dodecahedrons

The J Stands for Jay

Chris___ wrote: »

I was only out 25 minutes getting breakfast. What happened to "never talk to me again"?

Just send her this reply:

*you're

DoYouEvenLift

Karpackie wrote: »

You're the type of sicko who thinks doing the one-eyed angry pirate sounds like fun.

Haha strong.

Chris___ wrote: »

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Haha careful man, you've already given her access to your entire post history by linking her to this thread.

harvester of sorrow

urbanledge wrote: »

Just tell her you only had a blumpkin at the weekend

Ahh the mythical blumpkin.

Stuff of legend and folklore...some say it doesn't exist some say it transports you to a different world....
I gotta admit tho ,it's on my bucket list...:cool:

bobmalooka

Seeing as you and her are finished now may I ask on behalf of everyone is she good at the auld sexy time.

Duggy747

caustic 1 wrote: »

Would that be digestive or rich tea? Hmmm perhaps hob nobs.

Viscounts

Adds a touch of class to the event, I'd imagine :pac:

caustic 1

Chris___ wrote: »

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Not at all bitter huh?

Gummy Panda

Chris___ wrote: »

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I'd destroy Sinead Kennedy.

Claire pm me bbz

The J Stands for Jay

Chris___ wrote: »

Boobs are a bit on the small side and she has a few ugly tattoos on her wrist and back. Think of your one Sinead Kennedy just a bit taller.

Looks like we'll end up with some pictures soon without anyone having to say: "pics or gtfo". We already have a description and a location...

Ficheall

Is this the same lass as in your "should I run or stay for sex" thread?

Grab All Association

Ficheall wrote: »

Is this the same lass as in your "should I run or stay for sex" thread?

Nope met that one on Tinder. She was obsessed with her ex wouldn't shut up about him.

Tinder is great for good lookers. Craigslist for the more slutier girls who *** *** *** **** *** **** **** ** *** ***. I will get banned if i say it. Dirty

or sex circles if I ever find out what that means.

Shrap

I'm beginning to think it's herself who's dodged a bullet here. I'd advise you to take down all the stuff that could identify her that you've posted. Right now you deserve to have your bunny well boiled and served up to you OP. Get a life, basically.

Jen Pigs Fly

Chris___ wrote: »

Lol. We broke up three weeks ago because she did something. I never cheated on her or on anyone. Say she did a lot more.

Ah so she's a deviant but is trying to make herself feel good by making you out to be the devient!

A.Partridge

Duggy747 wrote: »

These days all the hip and cool young people are into soggy biscuit.

I heard that too. I think they call it 'Sogging'.

There was a programme on Channel 4 all about it. How people venture into dark woods at night to listen in and masturbate to the sound of young couples engaged in Sogging...(or was it Dogging?...mmmm...not sure, something like that anyway.)

GLaDOS

Don't identify (or give details to identify) people outside boards

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mfergus

Start a thread, tell one side of a story and try incite everybody in after hours to take the piss out of some young girl so you can send her a link to see it?

Online bullying at its finest.

And then to make matters worse you do this when she's having a hard time.

You're a disgrace, Op

harvester of sorrow

You're a gob****e op.
This girl obviously had feelings for you and by the sounds of it you have none for her,so instead of breaking up with her you strung her along and then we she challenges you,you try to be the big man on boards and take the piss out of her online.........what an ape.

She's the one who dodged a bullet here.

GLaDOS

On further consideration I'm closing this thread down as it's too close to bullying for my liking.

OP if you want to brag about your sex life and reveal peoples personal conversations with you, go get a blog, we don't want it here