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Sexual slang meaning

  • 02-12-2014 2:11am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭


    Help me with this one.

    So I'm talking to my ex since Thursday. We both wanted to get back together. It was looking good until I got a text at 12am tonight saying never contact her again that she heard I was sleeping around with a load of women including two of her friends during the weekend and we all joined in a sex circle.

    1.Incorrect i have a ****ing vomiting bug or something since Saturday in bed all day.

    2. Wtf is a sex circle though?

    In other news those bastards at 7up changed the formula again either that or all that stomach acid has ruined my tastes buds.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭braddun


    A circle jerk is a sexual practice in which a group of men or boys form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Venus In Furs


    7up cures everything, including ebola.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,272 ✭✭✭✭Agent Coulson


    7up cures everything, including ebola.

    That would be flat 7up.:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    These days all the hip and cool young people are into soggy biscuit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    braddun wrote: »
    A circle jerk is a sexual practice in which a group of men or boys form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other

    I don't know what the hell I was supposed to have done in her crazy mind but no ****ing way was it that :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Help me with this one.

    So I'm talking to my ex since Thursday. We both wanted to get back together. It was looking good until I got a text at 12am tonight saying never contact her again that she heard I was sleeping around with a load of women including two of her friends during the weekend and we all joined in a sex circle.


    1.Incorrect i have a ****ing vomiting bug or something since Saturday in bed all day.

    2. Wtf is a sex circle though?

    In other news those bastards at 7up changed the formula again either that or all that stomach acid has ruined my tastes buds.

    Dodged a bullet there! Only talking a few days and already being accused as a deviant! Imagine if you talked for over a week!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    These days all the hip and cool young people are into soggy biscuit.

    Ah, the hip and cool? I'm out then :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,301 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Looks to me like you dodged a bullet there to be honest, she sounds like a nutter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Dodged a bullet there! Only talking a few days and already being accused as a deviant! Imagine if you talked for over a week!

    Lol. We broke up three weeks ago because she did something. I never cheated on her or on anyone. Say she did a lot more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    OP is 12, go easy on him.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Just say you did, it's all true, and that the sex circle was the most sexually circular sex circle you ever circled in. Let us know her response.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭moc moc a moc


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol. We broke up three weeks ago because she did something. I never cheated on her or on anyone. Say she did a lot more.

    The why in the name of Jaysus are you trying to get back together with her? Are you a man or what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭Ed Winchester


    The why in the name of Jaysus are you trying to get back together with her? Are you a man or what?

    See post #11


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 761 ✭✭✭youreadthat


    I thought I knew what tossing the salad was until my gf informed me of my stupidity. English isn't even her first language ffs, I'm just not up to date.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,801 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    I thought I knew what tossing the salad was until my gf informed me of my stupidity. English isn't even her first language ffs, I'm just not up to date.

    If English isn't her first language it may explain why she's gibbering on about a "sex circle" as if it's actually a thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    :D I was only out 25 minutes getting breakfast. What happened to "never talk to me again"?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol. We broke up three weeks ago because she did something. I never cheated on her or on anyone. Say she did a lot more.


    If she cheated on you, you know what to do: go no contact for life.


    No contact, it works great for everyone.

    Chris___ wrote: »
    :D I was only out 25 minutes getting breakfast. What happened to "never talk to me again"?

    Give your phone to a homeless man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    OP, she's either nuts or high ..if she's nuts..stay clear...if she's high...don't go for a bj, meth makes them chew!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    If she cheated on you, you know what to do: go no contact for life.


    No contact, it works great for everyone.

    It was a kiss with her ex but sort of suspecting she did more than that.
    Sacramento wrote: »
    Just say you did, it's all true, and that the sex circle was the most sexually circular sex circle you ever circled in. Let us know her response.

    Just did :D


  • Posts: 7,497 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just tell her you only had a blumpkin at the weekend


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    Chris___ wrote: »
    Just did :D

    Screenshots!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Lol. Btw I do not take you responsibility if she signs up hunts you all down and kills you


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol. Btw I do not take you responsibility if she signs up hunts you all down and kills you

    You know, I think this relationship has legs.


    edit: Hi Claire


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    These days all the hip and cool young people are into soggy biscuit.

    Would that be digestive or rich tea? Hmmm perhaps hob nobs.:confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol. Btw I do not take you responsibility if she signs up hunts you all down and kills you


    Tell her it'll take a rusty trombone to get unblocked


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Awwwwww........what a cute pet name.......Fruit Loops :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Damn it!!!
    This thread had the opportunity to be legendary, all you had to do OP was play it out a little, no need to link her here so quickly!.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Jawgap wrote: »
    Awwwwww........what a cute pet name.......Fruit Loops :D

    Big Bang Theory :)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Damn it!!!
    This thread had the opportunity to be legendary, all you had to do OP was play it out a little, no need to link her here so quickly!.....

    Claire needs the opportunity to explain her side. She should join boards.ie and begin posting so we can all engage in a reasoned and polite discussion regarding this recent event. In After Hours.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    I hope I don't get killed today because if they check the search history on my phone, the funeral will be pretty awkward for everyone.......


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21 Karpackie


    Tell her it'll take a rusty trombone to get unblocked

    You're the type of sicko who thinks doing the one-eyed angry pirate sounds like fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Explain that you're a bit more kinky and are into sex dodecahedrons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,892 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    Chris___ wrote: »
    :D I was only out 25 minutes getting breakfast. What happened to "never talk to me again"?

    Just send her this reply:

    *you're


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Karpackie wrote: »
    You're the type of sicko who thinks doing the one-eyed angry pirate sounds like fun.


    Haha strong.

    Chris___ wrote: »
    <Mod snip>


    Haha careful man, you've already given her access to your entire post history by linking her to this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    urbanledge wrote: »
    Just tell her you only had a blumpkin at the weekend

    Ahh the mythical blumpkin.

    Stuff of legend and folklore...some say it doesn't exist some say it transports you to a different world....
    I gotta admit tho ,it's on my bucket list...:cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭bobmalooka


    Seeing as you and her are finished now may I ask on behalf of everyone is she good at the auld sexy time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    caustic 1 wrote: »
    Would that be digestive or rich tea? Hmmm perhaps hob nobs.:confused:

    Viscounts

    Adds a touch of class to the event, I'd imagine :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭caustic 1


    Chris___ wrote: »
    <mod snip>

    Not at all bitter huh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Chris___ wrote: »
    <mod snip>

    I'd destroy Sinead Kennedy.

    Claire pm me bbz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,892 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    Chris___ wrote: »


    Boobs are a bit on the small side and she has a few ugly tattoos on her wrist and back. Think of your one Sinead Kennedy just a bit taller.

    Looks like we'll end up with some pictures soon without anyone having to say: "pics or gtfo". We already have a description and a location...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,036 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Is this the same lass as in your "should I run or stay for sex" thread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Is this the same lass as in your "should I run or stay for sex" thread?

    Nope met that one on Tinder. She was obsessed with her ex wouldn't shut up about him.

    Tinder is great for good lookers. Craigslist for the more slutier girls who *** *** *** **** *** **** **** ** *** ***. I will get banned if i say it. Dirty ;) or sex circles if I ever find out what that means.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    I'm beginning to think it's herself who's dodged a bullet here. I'd advise you to take down all the stuff that could identify her that you've posted. Right now you deserve to have your bunny well boiled and served up to you OP. Get a life, basically.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Lol. We broke up three weeks ago because she did something. I never cheated on her or on anyone. Say she did a lot more.

    Ah so she's a deviant but is trying to make herself feel good by making you out to be the devient!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭A.Partridge


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    These days all the hip and cool young people are into soggy biscuit.

    I heard that too. I think they call it 'Sogging'.

    There was a programme on Channel 4 all about it. How people venture into dark woods at night to listen in and masturbate to the sound of young couples engaged in Sogging...(or was it Dogging?...mmmm...not sure, something like that anyway.)


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Don't identify (or give details to identify) people outside boards

    Removed post/quotes with details

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 326 ✭✭mfergus


    Start a thread, tell one side of a story and try incite everybody in after hours to take the piss out of some young girl so you can send her a link to see it?

    Online bullying at its finest.

    And then to make matters worse you do this when she's having a hard time.

    You're a disgrace, Op


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    You're a gob****e op.
    This girl obviously had feelings for you and by the sounds of it you have none for her,so instead of breaking up with her you strung her along and then we she challenges you,you try to be the big man on boards and take the piss out of her online.........what an ape.

    She's the one who dodged a bullet here.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    On further consideration I'm closing this thread down as it's too close to bullying for my liking.

    OP if you want to brag about your sex life and reveal peoples personal conversations with you, go get a blog, we don't want it here

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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