Sexual slang meaning

Grab All Association · 02-12-2014 03:11AM #1

Help me with this one.

So I'm talking to my ex since Thursday. We both wanted to get back together. It was looking good until I got a text at 12am tonight saying never contact her again that she heard I was sleeping around with a load of women including two of her friends during the weekend and we all joined in a sex circle.

1.Incorrect i have a ****ing vomiting bug or something since Saturday in bed all day.

2. Wtf is a sex circle though?

In other news those bastards at 7up changed the formula again either that or all that stomach acid has ruined my tastes buds.

braddun · 02-12-2014 03:14AM

A circle jerk is a sexual practice in which a group of men or boys form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other

Venus In Furs · 02-12-2014 03:15AM

7up cures everything, including ebola.

Agent Coulson · 02-12-2014 03:15AM

Venus In Furs wrote: »

7up cures everything, including ebola.

That would be flat 7up.:P

Duggy747 · 02-12-2014 03:19AM

These days all the hip and cool young people are into soggy biscuit.

Grab All Association · 02-12-2014 03:19AM

braddun wrote: »

A circle jerk is a sexual practice in which a group of men or boys form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other

I don't know what the hell I was supposed to have done in her crazy mind but no ****ing way was it that

Jen Pigs Fly · 02-12-2014 03:22AM

Chris___ wrote: »

Help me with this one.

So I'm talking to my ex since Thursday. We both wanted to get back together. It was looking good until I got a text at 12am tonight saying never contact her again that she heard I was sleeping around with a load of women including two of her friends during the weekend and we all joined in a sex circle.

1.Incorrect i have a ****ing vomiting bug or something since Saturday in bed all day.

2. Wtf is a sex circle though?

In other news those bastards at 7up changed the formula again either that or all that stomach acid has ruined my tastes buds.

Dodged a bullet there! Only talking a few days and already being accused as a deviant! Imagine if you talked for over a week!

Chucken · 02-12-2014 03:29AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

These days all the hip and cool young people are into soggy biscuit.

Ah, the hip and cool? I'm out then

MadYaker · 02-12-2014 03:39AM

Looks to me like you dodged a bullet there to be honest, she sounds like a nutter.

Grab All Association · 02-12-2014 03:47AM

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Dodged a bullet there! Only talking a few days and already being accused as a deviant! Imagine if you talked for over a week!

Lol. We broke up three weeks ago because she did something. I never cheated on her or on anyone. Say she did a lot more.

GrumPy · 02-12-2014 04:26AM

OP is 12, go easy on him.

02-12-2014 05:20AM

Just say you did, it's all true, and that the sex circle was the most sexually circular sex circle you ever circled in. Let us know her response.

moc moc a moc · 02-12-2014 05:50AM

Chris___ wrote: »

Lol. We broke up three weeks ago because she did something. I never cheated on her or on anyone. Say she did a lot more.

The why in the name of Jaysus are you trying to get back together with her? Are you a man or what?

Ed Winchester · 02-12-2014 06:50AM

moc moc a moc wrote: »

The why in the name of Jaysus are you trying to get back together with her? Are you a man or what?

See post #11

youreadthat · 02-12-2014 07:18AM

I thought I knew what tossing the salad was until my gf informed me of my stupidity. English isn't even her first language ffs, I'm just not up to date.

DeadHand · 02-12-2014 08:27AM

youreadthat wrote: »

I thought I knew what tossing the salad was until my gf informed me of my stupidity. English isn't even her first language ffs, I'm just not up to date.

If English isn't her first language it may explain why she's gibbering on about a "sex circle" as if it's actually a thing.

Grab All Association · 02-12-2014 08:56AM

I was only out 25 minutes getting breakfast. What happened to "never talk to me again"?

DoYouEvenLift · 02-12-2014 09:07AM

Chris___ wrote: »

Lol. We broke up three weeks ago because she did something. I never cheated on her or on anyone. Say she did a lot more.

If she cheated on you, you know what to do: go no contact for life.

No contact, it works great for everyone.

Chris___ wrote: »

I was only out 25 minutes getting breakfast. What happened to "never talk to me again"?

Give your phone to a homeless man

Molester Stallone II · 02-12-2014 09:10AM

OP, she's either nuts or high ..if she's nuts..stay clear...if she's high...don't go for a bj, meth makes them chew!

Grab All Association · 02-12-2014 09:11AM

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

If she cheated on you, you know what to do: go no contact for life.

No contact, it works great for everyone.

It was a kiss with her ex but sort of suspecting she did more than that.

Sacramento wrote: »

Just say you did, it's all true, and that the sex circle was the most sexually circular sex circle you ever circled in. Let us know her response.

Just did

02-12-2014 09:17AM

Just tell her you only had a blumpkin at the weekend

02-12-2014 09:22AM

Chris___ wrote: »

Just did

Screenshots!

Grab All Association · 02-12-2014 09:23AM

Lol. Btw I do not take you responsibility if she signs up hunts you all down and kills you

02-12-2014 09:24AM

Chris___ wrote: »

Lol. Btw I do not take you responsibility if she signs up hunts you all down and kills you

You know, I think this relationship has legs.

edit: Hi Claire

caustic 1 · 02-12-2014 09:26AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

These days all the hip and cool young people are into soggy biscuit.

Would that be digestive or rich tea? Hmmm perhaps hob nobs.

DoYouEvenLift · 02-12-2014 09:27AM

Chris___ wrote: »

Lol. Btw I do not take you responsibility if she signs up hunts you all down and kills you

Tell her it'll take a rusty trombone to get unblocked

Jawgap · 02-12-2014 09:33AM

Awwwwww........what a cute pet name.......Fruit Loops

Molester Stallone II · 02-12-2014 09:34AM

Damn it!!!
This thread had the opportunity to be legendary, all you had to do OP was play it out a little, no need to link her here so quickly!.....

Molester Stallone II · 02-12-2014 09:34AM

Jawgap wrote: »

Awwwwww........what a cute pet name.......Fruit Loops

Big Bang Theory

02-12-2014 09:35AM

Molester Stallone II wrote: »

Damn it!!!
This thread had the opportunity to be legendary, all you had to do OP was play it out a little, no need to link her here so quickly!.....

Claire needs the opportunity to explain her side. She should join boards.ie and begin posting so we can all engage in a reasoned and polite discussion regarding this recent event. In After Hours.

Jawgap · 02-12-2014 09:40AM

I hope I don't get killed today because if they check the search history on my phone, the funeral will be pretty awkward for everyone.......

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