Do any of ye ever get strange thoughts/ideas?

30-11-2014 10:16PM

This kind of thing is all that does be going on in my head in meetings. I imagine the whole meeting room breaking out into dance.

Thankfully I do not get taken to meetings often.

whupdedo · 30-11-2014 10:25PM

Sometimes I could be having a very cordial conversation with a very pleasant person, just passing the time of day and suddenly a though will come into my head as to what reaction I would receive if I just spat a big loogie in their face

Or if I just punched them in their nose really hard what would be the repercussions ? ? ?

pragmatic1 · 30-11-2014 10:26PM

All the time OP. To make matters worse, I have some damage to my frontal lobe, so I have very poor impulse control.

RayM · 30-11-2014 10:27PM

To amuse myself, I often have idle thoughts like: "what's the worst thing I could possibly do right now?" It's usually just harmless stuff like licking a bald man's head on the bus, or shouting "cunt" at mass.

Although the last time I had to get a tooth filled, I had a sudden urge to bite down hard on the drill. I was a bit worried that I might actually do it. That wasn't nice.

we'llallhavetea · 30-11-2014 10:49PM

A lot of the time I just want to wallop people really hard across the head with a huge salmon. Sometimes I start chuckling thinking about doing really inappropriate things mid conversation with people. When I'm drunk, I just tend to do them. (Not salmon, there's never one handy!)

Harry Angstrom · 30-11-2014 10:53PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSRm_X3BLPU

smcgiff · 30-11-2014 11:12PM

Red Pepper wrote: »

I get strange thoughts from time to time and they are getting worse to the point that I am not sure I will always be able to control them.

It's when you stop thinking they're strange it's when you'll be in trouble. :P

The Diabolical Monocle · 30-11-2014 11:12PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp9K4-DHsBA

ygolometsipe · 30-11-2014 11:33PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thoughts

Robsweezie · 01-12-2014 12:29AM

at school whenever a teacher would piss me off I used to fantasise about putting them in a WWE style submission move and refuse to let go until they tap out, leaving them in a crumpled heap on the ground

Viriconia · 01-12-2014 12:32AM

Whenever I'm doing 120 on the motorway, I always get the urge to yank the handbrake to see what would happen.

threeball · 01-12-2014 12:53AM

Sometimes if I'm working on a rooftop or visiting somewhere like the cliffs of moher I'd get notions of taking a running jump over the side. I used to be terrified of heights but not so bad anymore so I kinda think its the ultimate progression of getting past the fear. Sh1t outcome tho

braddun · 01-12-2014 12:54AM

I could be the new messiah

mountsky · 01-12-2014 12:55AM

threeball wrote: »

Sometimes if I'm working on a rooftop or visiting somewhere like the cliffs of moher I'd get notions of taking a running jump over the side. I used to be terrified of heights but not so bad anymore so I kinda think its the ultimate progression of getting past the fear. Sh1t outcome tho

Dont do it!!I did that once, should we say in a water capacity, and ah,well,it ended pretty badly,thanks be to god I'm here to tell the tale,it wouldn't have happened only for I was feeling dam brave (totally inebriated)

Duggy747 · 01-12-2014 12:58AM

I try to blink in sync with a vehicle's indicator lights so every time I open my eyes it's like the lights are either off / constantly on, can also be done to zebra crossing lights.

When I'm in a supermarket like Dunnes I suddenly get the thought of what it would be like to whip out a gun and shoot the place up / hold people hostage.

If I'm in the post office / bank I'll scope out all the CCTV and plan my heist while I'm waiting.

Waiting at the red light I just get the urge to walk out onto the road in front of cars, same at a train station where I get that sudden thought about jumping in front of the train as it's pulling in.

Sometimes, I get the image in my head of me grabbing a knife and slicing this off.

braddun · 01-12-2014 01:01AM

walter mitty

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1939/03/18/the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-2

we'llallhavetea · 01-12-2014 01:01AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Sometimes, I get the image in my head of me grabbing a knife and slicing this off.

woah, what aya at there now? no need for that part of the sharing, ye pup.

barneystinson · 01-12-2014 01:05AM

threeball wrote: »

Sometimes if I'm working on a rooftop or visiting somewhere like the cliffs of moher I'd get notions of taking a running jump over the side. I used to be terrified of heights but not so bad anymore so I kinda think its the ultimate progression of getting past the fear. Sh1t outcome tho

I get this as well when I'm up high, but it's only made my fear of heights worse!

monkeysnapper · 01-12-2014 01:08AM

I sometimes drive my car on a main road doing say 60 mph and I think, if I pull over other side of road right now into oncoming truck we will find out if there's anything els .

mickdw · 01-12-2014 01:13AM

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I sometimes drive my car on a main road doing say 60 mph and I think, if I pull over other side of road right now into oncoming truck we will find out if there's anything els .

Seriously, stop driving and see a doctor. I don't want to share the road with you

we'llallhavetea · 01-12-2014 01:15AM

mickdw wrote: »

Seriously, stop driving and see a doctor. I don't want to share the road with you

oh get a grip, its just a thought

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I sometimes drive my car on a main road doing say 60 mph and I think, if I pull over other side of road right now into oncoming truck we will find out if there's anything els .

there isn't imo, don't bother. or at least use a wall instead of oncoming traffic!

braddun · 01-12-2014 02:24AM

I once thought you got milk from a bull

KKkitty · 01-12-2014 02:31AM

Sometimes when I'm in a car I feel like throwing my phone out the window.

Jen Pigs Fly · 01-12-2014 04:08AM

When driving I wonder what would happen if I took the keys out of the ignition when going at a speed.

Always get that though when doing 100km on the n2 ... Should I be worried!
Also think the same about the hand break and pressing the brake with my right foot (acellerator food) just to see what would happen.

Obviously don't act on this but it preoccupies a good bit of my thoughts when driving on long journeys.

Gavin duck · 01-12-2014 04:10AM

Everyone dose from time to time but nowing where or what to do with them is the fine line between sanity and insanity

Gavin duck · 01-12-2014 04:14AM

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

When driving I wonder what would happen if I took the keys out of the ignition when going at a speed.

Always get that though when doing 100km on the n2 ... Should I be worried!
Also think the same about the hand break and pressing the brake with my right foot (acellerator food) just to see what would happen.

Obviously don't act on this but it preoccupies a good bit of my thoughts when driving on long journeys.

Listen to the radio take up counting cars the other stuff u think about will get u killed on the road to day

Gavin duck · 01-12-2014 04:17AM

KKkitty wrote: »

Sometimes when I'm in a car I feel like throwing my phone out the window.

Everyone dose not only u

Gavin duck · 01-12-2014 04:19AM

braddun wrote: »

I once thought you got milk from a bull

U can but its not for drinking the Ai gets paid for bull milk

Gavin duck · 01-12-2014 04:26AM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

oh get a grip, its just a thought

there isn't imo, don't bother. or at least use a wall instead of oncoming traffic!

It will take a long time to find the pieces of u if u did so don't even think about it

Jen Pigs Fly · 01-12-2014 04:28AM

Gavin duck wrote: »

Listen to the radio take up counting cars the other stuff u think about will get u killed on the road to day

Eh yea I know that, the thread is about strange thoughts/ideas not things you are going to do

Never said I was going to it just things I wonder about while driving.

8 hour Round drive every week makes for strange thoughts.

Do any of ye ever get strange thoughts/ideas?

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