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Do any of ye ever get strange thoughts/ideas?

Red Pepper

I get strange thoughts from time to time and they are getting worse to the point that I am not sure I will always be able to control them.

For example when I am in very serious formal meetings at work, I often get strange thoughts about doing a big dump on the table or perhaps getting my member out.

Am I alone?

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This kind of thing is all that does be going on in my head in meetings. I imagine the whole meeting room breaking out into dance.

Thankfully I do not get taken to meetings often.

whupdedo

Sometimes I could be having a very cordial conversation with a very pleasant person, just passing the time of day and suddenly a though will come into my head as to what reaction I would receive if I just spat a big loogie in their face

Or if I just punched them in their nose really hard what would be the repercussions ? ? ?

pragmatic1

All the time OP. To make matters worse, I have some damage to my frontal lobe, so I have very poor impulse control.

RayM

To amuse myself, I often have idle thoughts like: "what's the worst thing I could possibly do right now?" It's usually just harmless stuff like licking a bald man's head on the bus, or shouting "cunt" at mass.

Although the last time I had to get a tooth filled, I had a sudden urge to bite down hard on the drill. I was a bit worried that I might actually do it. That wasn't nice.

we'llallhavetea

A lot of the time I just want to wallop people really hard across the head with a huge salmon. Sometimes I start chuckling thinking about doing really inappropriate things mid conversation with people. When I'm drunk, I just tend to do them. (Not salmon, there's never one handy!)

Harry Angstrom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSRm_X3BLPU

smcgiff

Red Pepper wrote: »

I get strange thoughts from time to time and they are getting worse to the point that I am not sure I will always be able to control them.

It's when you stop thinking they're strange it's when you'll be in trouble. :P

The Diabolical Monocle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp9K4-DHsBA

ygolometsipe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thoughts

Robsweezie

at school whenever a teacher would piss me off I used to fantasise about putting them in a WWE style submission move and refuse to let go until they tap out, leaving them in a crumpled heap on the ground

Viriconia

Whenever I'm doing 120 on the motorway, I always get the urge to yank the handbrake to see what would happen.

threeball

Sometimes if I'm working on a rooftop or visiting somewhere like the cliffs of moher I'd get notions of taking a running jump over the side. I used to be terrified of heights but not so bad anymore so I kinda think its the ultimate progression of getting past the fear. Sh1t outcome tho

braddun

I could be the new messiah

mountsky

threeball wrote: »

Sometimes if I'm working on a rooftop or visiting somewhere like the cliffs of moher I'd get notions of taking a running jump over the side. I used to be terrified of heights but not so bad anymore so I kinda think its the ultimate progression of getting past the fear. Sh1t outcome tho

Dont do it!!I did that once, should we say in a water capacity, and ah,well,it ended pretty badly,thanks be to god I'm here to tell the tale,it wouldn't have happened only for I was feeling dam brave (totally inebriated)

Duggy747

I try to blink in sync with a vehicle's indicator lights so every time I open my eyes it's like the lights are either off / constantly on, can also be done to zebra crossing lights.

When I'm in a supermarket like Dunnes I suddenly get the thought of what it would be like to whip out a gun and shoot the place up / hold people hostage.

If I'm in the post office / bank I'll scope out all the CCTV and plan my heist while I'm waiting.

Waiting at the red light I just get the urge to walk out onto the road in front of cars, same at a train station where I get that sudden thought about jumping in front of the train as it's pulling in.

Sometimes, I get the image in my head of me grabbing a knife and slicing this off.

braddun

walter mitty

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1939/03/18/the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-2

we'llallhavetea

Duggy747 wrote: »

Sometimes, I get the image in my head of me grabbing a knife and slicing this off.

woah, what aya at there now? no need for that part of the sharing, ye pup.

barneystinson

threeball wrote: »

Sometimes if I'm working on a rooftop or visiting somewhere like the cliffs of moher I'd get notions of taking a running jump over the side. I used to be terrified of heights but not so bad anymore so I kinda think its the ultimate progression of getting past the fear. Sh1t outcome tho

I get this as well when I'm up high, but it's only made my fear of heights worse!

monkeysnapper

I sometimes drive my car on a main road doing say 60 mph and I think, if I pull over other side of road right now into oncoming truck we will find out if there's anything els .

mickdw

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I sometimes drive my car on a main road doing say 60 mph and I think, if I pull over other side of road right now into oncoming truck we will find out if there's anything els .

Seriously, stop driving and see a doctor. I don't want to share the road with you

we'llallhavetea

mickdw wrote: »

Seriously, stop driving and see a doctor. I don't want to share the road with you

oh get a grip, its just a thought

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I sometimes drive my car on a main road doing say 60 mph and I think, if I pull over other side of road right now into oncoming truck we will find out if there's anything els .

there isn't imo, don't bother. or at least use a wall instead of oncoming traffic!

braddun

I once thought you got milk from a bull

KKkitty

Sometimes when I'm in a car I feel like throwing my phone out the window.

Jen Pigs Fly

When driving I wonder what would happen if I took the keys out of the ignition when going at a speed.

Always get that though when doing 100km on the n2 ... Should I be worried!
Also think the same about the hand break and pressing the brake with my right foot (acellerator food) just to see what would happen.

Obviously don't act on this but it preoccupies a good bit of my thoughts when driving on long journeys.

Gavin duck

Everyone dose from time to time but nowing where or what to do with them is the fine line between sanity and insanity

Gavin duck

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

When driving I wonder what would happen if I took the keys out of the ignition when going at a speed.

Always get that though when doing 100km on the n2 ... Should I be worried!
Also think the same about the hand break and pressing the brake with my right foot (acellerator food) just to see what would happen.

Obviously don't act on this but it preoccupies a good bit of my thoughts when driving on long journeys.

Listen to the radio take up counting cars the other stuff u think about will get u killed on the road to day

Gavin duck

KKkitty wrote: »

Sometimes when I'm in a car I feel like throwing my phone out the window.

Everyone dose not only u

Gavin duck

braddun wrote: »

I once thought you got milk from a bull

U can but its not for drinking the Ai gets paid for bull milk

Gavin duck

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

oh get a grip, its just a thought

there isn't imo, don't bother. or at least use a wall instead of oncoming traffic!

It will take a long time to find the pieces of u if u did so don't even think about it

Jen Pigs Fly

Gavin duck wrote: »

Listen to the radio take up counting cars the other stuff u think about will get u killed on the road to day

Eh yea I know that, the thread is about strange thoughts/ideas not things you are going to do

Never said I was going to it just things I wonder about while driving.

8 hour Round drive every week makes for strange thoughts.