Staying in a hotel

Kevin McCloud · 22-10-2014 02:25AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Taking a dump in the cistern to surprise the next guest.

The Upper decker move is usually not viasable due to the hidden cistern.

Lalealea · 22-10-2014 02:52AM

bubblypop wrote: »

I can bring someone back to my hotel room, and they will never know where I live.......

This the great fear!

Only for boyfriends! I'm not that kind of girl!

suicide_circus · 22-10-2014 03:45AM

Hotel sex is durrty

Would hate to see your average hotel room under a blacklight

foggy_lad · 22-10-2014 04:08AM

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Nah they're usually bolted in place and I always forget me feckin screwdriver!

Ring down to reception they might send up one.

NotASheeple · 22-10-2014 06:38AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Ah...I've just filled out the breakfast menu...there's no way they'll deliver that amount of food... I'll post pics if they do...

That's my favourite part. Nothing like an oversized breakfast in bed.

Tzardine · 22-10-2014 06:52AM

I am writing this from a hotel in Bilbao and without a shadow of a doubt, the best thing about staying in a hotel (outside of Ireland) is the ass washer !!

gramar · 22-10-2014 06:58AM

Tzardine wrote: »

I am writing this from a hotel in Bilbao and without a shadow of a doubt, the best thing about staying in a hotel (outside of Ireland) is the ass washer !!

Bidet jaysus!

The Backwards Man · 22-10-2014 07:35AM

I love getting to try all the moisturisers and creams and stuff that I would get funny looks at buying at home. A hotel I stay at regularly makes all their own toiletries, one of my favourite things about staying there

Molester Stallone II · 22-10-2014 07:40AM

bubblypop wrote: »

I can bring someone back to my hotel room, and they will never know where I live.......

Hookers don't care where you live

22-10-2014 07:43AM

I've never ordered hotel breakfast in bed or room service
Often you get the unlimited breakfast buffet anyway so no point limiting yourself staying in bed

Beacon hotel had a massive deep bathtub in the room and proper piping hot water.
Hotels are great

Mr.Crinklewood · 22-10-2014 07:43AM

Setting up the hidden camera.

Teyla Emmagan · 22-10-2014 07:49AM

The nicest hotel I ever stayed in had a heated toilet seat (as well as a defogging mirror and piped music in the bathroom). I was as sick as a dog that weekend so a lot if time was spent in that bathroom. I still think fondly about the toilet seat.

Mr.Crinklewood · 22-10-2014 07:52AM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

The nicest hotel I ever stayed in had a heated toilet seat (as well as a defogging mirror and piped music in the bathroom). I was as sick as a dog that weekend so a lot if time was spent in that bathroom. I still think fondly about the toilet seat.

I've images of a fat Scottish man playing the bag pipes beside you.

He had just used the loo, that's the reason the seat was warm.

The Backwards Man · 22-10-2014 07:54AM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

The nicest hotel I ever stayed in had a heated toilet seat (as well as a defogging mirror and piped music in the bathroom). I was as sick as a dog that weekend so a lot if time was spent in that bathroom. I still think fondly about the toilet seat.

I'd be sick too if I had to listen to Georgie Zamfir or whatever you call him every time I went to have a whizz.

whiskeyman · 22-10-2014 08:14AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Hotel sex is always better than home sex! .

My wife doesn't agree.

Perhaps I should invite her along next time.

cml387 · 22-10-2014 08:14AM

It's the only time I ever see breakfast television for some reason.

I quite fancy that Louise Minchin.

Teyla Emmagan · 22-10-2014 08:52AM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

I've images of a fat Scottish man playing the bag pipes beside you.

He had just used the loo, that's the reason the seat was warm.

Noooooooo?!!

the_syco · 22-10-2014 08:55AM

Cup of tae at 6am after a good nights drinking, before going to bed and wondering if I'll bother leaving when I should.

Cupcake_Crisis · 22-10-2014 09:11AM

Hotel poundy poundy. And not having to cook your own breakfast.

razorblunt · 22-10-2014 09:23AM

Travelled for years with work, ended up getting some pretty sweet rooms in hotels, nothing better than finishing work, ringing room service and ask them to bring your food around at a certain time, leaving you time to hit the gym, come back shower, stick some slipper socks on and wait for the grub.

A hotel in Paris upon feedback to stop giving me complimentary bottles of wine as I used to only have handluggage would instead get some fancy macaroons and petit fours (sp?) - which was nice.

Favourite guilty pleasure is a room with twin doubles, one for ... eh ... jumping on. the other for sleeping!

The Master · 22-10-2014 09:26AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Ah...I've just filled out the breakfast menu...there's no way they'll deliver that amount of food... I'll post pics if they do...

Did you get the breakfast or what?

Tabnabs · 22-10-2014 09:35AM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

I've images of a fat Scottish man playing the bag pipes beside you.

He had just used the loo, that's the reason the seat was warm.

OMG, who would have a fat Scottish man toilet seat warmer and why is he playing the bagpipes?!

:pac::pac:

kingtut · 22-10-2014 09:37AM

Checking out!
I stay in hotels all the time for work and fcuking hate it!!

Miserable places to be when travelling alone, much rather be in a hostel to be honest!

Egginacup · 22-10-2014 09:43AM

Best hotels to stay in are airport hotels at major hubs preferably at the weekend.
The bar is always packed with cabin crew babes from Emirates, BA, Singapore, Lufthansa, etc who all have their own rooms, a 24 hour layover and the knowledge that they will never see you again after what happens that night.

Boom_Bap · 22-10-2014 09:50AM

Room Service is excellent, except for having to put clothes on to take the food delivery, the phone calls 5 minutes after getting the food to see how it is. Then the next call 5 minutes later to see if you are finished, getting kinda covered up afterwards to dump the tray outside.

SEPT 23 1989 · 22-10-2014 09:51AM

waking up half cut followed by a swim

Fr_Dougal · 22-10-2014 09:57AM

The Master wrote: »

Did you get the breakfast or what?

I did, it arrived about 10min ago. They forgot the toast! Pretty average breakfast...

The Master · 22-10-2014 09:59AM

TheZohan wrote: »

I did, it arrived about 10min ago. They forgot the toast! Pretty average breakfast...

We were promised pics of this huge breakfast

Fr_Dougal · 22-10-2014 10:07AM

The Master wrote: »

We were promised pics of this huge breakfast

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16lh5bn&s=8

CantonasCollar · 22-10-2014 10:09AM

Herself doesn't trust me to sit in the bar and not over indulge while she gets ready for dinner, so I have become quite accustomed to ringing room service and having them bring me up a few beers which I enjoy whilst reclined on top of thebed.

This is frowned upon at home.

Staying in a hotel

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