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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Cormac... wrote: »
    "Welcome Back, we missed you, hope everything is better now, you seem in a better place, you needed the break"

    Do it!!!!1 :p

    He's seriously f*cked up! He put up a status complaining about how he never gets any likes, so he's deleting people who didn't like that status. He now has 18 friends.

    I'm not one of them, but his facebook is public :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    TheBunk1 wrote: »
    Dem mogs on ..... .... road make me laugh as day say day dont like dem ppl but yet day lick arse I think its time I tell dem ppl wat der sayin bout dem as I like dem ppl.


    Maybe im slower than usual tonight :p, but I have no idea what the above means, and usually Id have a slight idea as some people on my page would write like that occaisionally :rolleyes:, but really?! :confused::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    The catty residents of [Redacted] Road make me laugh as they say they don't like the aforementioned group* but yet they curry favour with them. I think it's time I tell the aforementioned group* what the residents of [redacted] road are saying about them as I like the members of that group.

    *"dem ppl" .No idea what exact group it refers to. My linguistic skills only stretch so far.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Please dont hit me again.... i dont feel loved now .scared to sleep now i dont feel safe :;(

    Why would you put something like that on Facebook


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Why would you put something like that on Facebook

    I'd say it will be filled with 'you ok Hun' queries then deleted in the morning


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Why would you put something like that on Facebook

    Because it looks like a genuine cry for help and you should actually ask if she's ok?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Someone died apparently (It was someone whos page was double for their business) . Someone whos a friend liked (maybe they should have something better than the like button for events like that) But the first comment on it it

    "RIP beautiful (some sort of squished face smilie) it's terrible news god gained a gawjuz angel (kind of half crying half smirking smilie)

    If you cant make an effort to spell even when someone dies you really should just stop.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Yeah same page was in my feed this morning, someone actually posted 'how did she die?' Wtf like! I don't get the whole fb and death thing but that could just be my age and view on death being private.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    rawn wrote: »
    Because it looks like a genuine cry for help and you should actually ask if she's ok?

    dear god no. She gives an hourly update of something thats wrong and anyone who tries to help gets an essay without any punctuation that leaves the reader with no more knowledge than before. As soon as the next update comes along it will all be forgotten.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Someone died apparently (It was someone whos page was double for their business) . Someone whos a friend liked (maybe they should have something better than the like button for events like that) But the first comment on it it

    "RIP beautiful (some sort of squished face smilie) it's terrible news god gained a gawjuz angel (kind of half crying half smirking smilie)

    If you cant make an effort to spell even when someone dies you really should just stop.

    Whose. Who's.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    mauzo! wrote: »
    August 30th


    Next post was September 1st :pac:

    Superman must have finally sorted out the wifi in his fortress of solitude.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    mauzo! wrote: »
    August 30th


    Next post was September 1st :pac:

    I'd love to know what the post on September 1st was :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,706 ✭✭✭sadie06


    I think this woman deserves a special kind of award for dumb Facebook updates. Surely social work is at the top of the list of jobs that require complete confidentiality, and she is a senior social worker! Idiot!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭allym


    sadie06 wrote: »
    I think this woman deserves a special kind of award for dumb Facebook updates. Surely social work is at the top of the list of jobs that require complete confidentiality, and she is a senior social worker! Idiot!

    Jesus! When will people realise that everything you post on line can come back on you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    wonder if i'll survive??
    Facebook revamp later.. not been cruel .. but if ur gone..ur gone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    mauzo! wrote: »
    wonder if i'll survive??
    Get there first and unfriend the idiot.

    People who put up those statuses deserve a slap of a wet fish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Nib wrote: »
    Get there first and unfriend the idiot.

    People who put up those statuses deserve a slap of a wet fish.

    Person 1: Facebook revamp later.. not been cruel .. but if ur gone..ur gone
    Person 2: hope im safe from the chop LOL
    Person 1: jus keepin it close friends n family x
    Person 2: ah sometimes gotta b done x
    Person 1: no offence to anyone...

    I'm going to be so annoyed to miss the sh*te she posts!! Such as
    Some right scumbags out there... come to my door n see what will happen, little junkie ****
    Omg I'm going to die, someone give me cuddles plz — feeling sick.

    She has a little 'princess' who I really feel sorry for, she's really overweight and is only about 5. Always tagging them in McDonalds. Then posting about how she's has another asthma attack :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭caolfx


    mauzo! wrote: »
    Person 1: Facebook revamp later.. not been cruel .. but if ur gone..ur gone
    Person 2: hope im safe from the chop LOL
    Person 1: jus keepin it close friends n family x
    Person 2: ah sometimes gotta b done x
    Person 1: no offence to anyone...

    I'm going to be so annoyed to miss the sh*te she posts!! Such as





    She has a little 'princess' who I really feel sorry for, she's really overweight and is only about 5. Always tagging them in McDonalds. Then posting about how she's has another asthma attack :rolleyes:

    :( Report her to child services.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,794 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Do you no who's really f*cking nice!is the nuns!specifically sister Mary!they always bring cakes down to the house for nothing!proper cakes I mean!just about To have some :) .I remember when I was small the nuns used to take us places and on little trips so we wouldn't be up to no good around the place haha :) they'd take a minibus full of us!andwe'd have the best time they where always and still are very good to us and very helpful :) they really are saints ,really really good people :) always respected them always will. — :) feeling thankful

    Aww! How sweet!
    Old charges hit me.up in court on the 1st, its all good tho it will be just fines but iv lost so much money to this c*nt of a government in the past its actually shocking.I have absolutely no respect for.the Irish government or the legal system because they have no respect for irish fathers we get no recognition.and I wouldn't hesitate for two seconds to say it to the judges face.more money lost,f*ck sake.I didn't even do half what they said but the judge always believes the PIGS. Rookie gaurds fabricating storys trying to earn stripes. Saying I resisted arrest when I voluntary wentwith them they didn't even cuff me!what part of that is resisting?? the whole lot are corrupt unprofessional mammys boys who joined because.they got bullied — :( feeling irritated.

    Oh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Sweet Jesus...

    I came across this on my Newsfeed earlier:

    '"Poor poor boba's gone to Rainbow Bridge ....R.I.P.. lickle one's x — feeling sad.'

    accompanying this:

    Poor bobas

    :confused: Makes me think of this


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,014 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    What date is Halloween anyone?? Please & thanks xx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,223 ✭✭✭Michael D Not Higgins


    eamonnq wrote: »
    What date is Halloween anyone?? Please & thanks xx

    Dear lord, when you have the wealth of human knowledge at your fingertips within an instant, why do people insist on asking stupid questions on FB?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Dear lord, when you have the wealth of human knowledge at your fingertips within an instant, why do people insist on asking stupid questions on FB?
    Well seeing as Hallowe'en is on the same date every year, you'ld think they wouldn't even have to google it...


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,794 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Thanks everyone for the kind birthday wishes ...I will get back to you all as soon as I can ...I am very lucky to have you all in my life.
    Here is to my 23rd year on this wonderful planet of ours. Another year of activism and fighting against the immoral system that is Capitalism...in the hope of a better world.

    Time well spent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,696 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Thanks everyone for the kind birthday wishes ...I will get back to you all as soon as I can ...I am very lucky to have you all in my life
    Here is to my 23rd year on this wonderful planet of ours. Another year of activism and fighting against the immoral system that is Capitalism...in the hope of a better world - sent using Apple iPhone

    FYP :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    This sheeite just showed up on my fb from a girl who just had her first child, along with photos of the baby.
    Hello everyone! My name is XXXX XXXX. I arrived into the world on Thursday @ 1.04 am weighing an impressive 8lb 11 oz. Just wanted to say a quick hello on Facebook. I'm doing great...food and accommodation ect have been ok so far...( there's only been 2 options) There are however two very confused people staring at me - one male (hairy/seems nice) one female not so hairy...(looks cool) think they are my parents! Must check with nurses but presume I'll keep them!

    Cringe :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    This sheeite just showed up on my fb from a girl who just had her first child, along with photos of the baby.



    Cringe :o

    One of the worst I've seen in this thread, you can feel the cringe at the last 2 lines


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    I think it's sweet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    I think it's sweet.

    Cringe for you :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,105 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    "Chin up princess, your tiara is slipping off"...

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



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