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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #4952
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    You should have shifted over real close to her. She clearly likes being close to people. :o

    If this was the Scutterin' Luas, I could've given her the old earlobe-nibble and settled her hash quare lively! :cool:


  • #4953
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Jim you're so strange I wish I knew you in real life :D


  • #4954
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    And even when they do it normally with their mouth closed, any kind of wet sound drives me mental.

    This was a couple of years ago, but that post reminded me. I was having a crap day at work, so went out to lunch, and sat peacefully by a window with a cup of tea, watching the world go by.
    Until the guy who was sitting next to me started loudly slurping soup. Aargh, quiet moment completely gone. Ugh.


  • #4955
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    You should have shifted over real close to her. She clearly likes being close to people. :o

    :D


  • #4956
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Jim you're so strange I wish I knew you in real life :D

    I'm actually rather eerily normal, would you believe! :D


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  • #4957
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Jim you're so strange I wish I knew you in real life :D

    Never meet your heroes.


  • #4958
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    There's this couple with a kid that go shopping in Lidl at the same time I do every Saturday morning.

    I have encountered them about 6 times now.

    They spend the whole time walking around the shop loudly talking to their child, who's about 4 or 5
    "Sophie, put down the banana"
    "No Sophie, Daddy doesn't need a new screwdriver"
    "Sophie, don't open up the orange juice"

    It's constant, it's unrelenting, it's loud and it's incredibly annoying.

    I don't mind parents talking to their kids, but this feels like a show that's put on for the benefit of other shoppers.
    A kind of "Oh, look at us being all parent-y, with our adorable little daughter" "Yes, that's right, we had sex together, and now we have a child - just look at us, aren't we incredible"

    Poor kid, never heard her say a word, she obviously can't get a sentence in edgeways with the unrelenting loud and constant babble of her parents.

    They annoy me so much I'm considering changing my shopping time. I'm actually worried that I will snap and shout "Look, will ye ever just shut the fcuk up for a minute!" at them in the near future.


  • #4959
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Barely There wrote: »
    ...I'm considering changing my shopping time. I'm actually worried that I will snap and shout "Look, will ye ever just shut the fcuk up for a minute!" at them in the near future.

    I'd be worried about the little girl coming out with that one of these days! :pac:


  • #4960
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Driving along in the car last night and heard what sounded like a good song on the radio so turned it up loud and thought, not bad I really like this! At the end yer man was like "and that was Wrecking ball from Miley Cyrus" - fuuuuuck! :( I went home and flayed myself then bathed in vinegar... :(


  • #4961
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Barely There wrote: »
    There's this couple with a kid that go shopping in Lidl at the same time I do every Saturday morning.

    I have encountered them about 6 times now.

    They spend the whole time walking around the shop loudly talking to their child, who's about 4 or 5
    "Sophie, put down the banana"
    "No Sophie, Daddy doesn't need a new screwdriver"
    "Sophie, don't open up the orange juice"

    It's constant, it's unrelenting, it's loud and it's incredibly annoying.

    I don't mind parents talking to their kids, but this feels like a show that's put on for the benefit of other shoppers.
    A kind of "Oh, look at us being all parent-y, with our adorable little daughter" "Yes, that's right, we had sex together, and now we have a child - just look at us, aren't we incredible"

    Poor kid, never heard her say a word, she obviously can't get a sentence in edgeways with the unrelenting loud and constant babble of her parents.

    They annoy me so much I'm considering changing my shopping time. I'm actually worried that I will snap and shout "Look, will ye ever just shut the fcuk up for a minute!" at them in the near future.
    Painful. I know the type. 'Shaddup, I don't want to know, and just talk normally to your child'.


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  • #4962
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    Painful. I know the type. 'Shaddup, I don't want to know, and just talk normally to your child'.


    Now now darling you know how that makes mummy feel.

    Fúck off.


  • #4963
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Lilly Allen's exagerated accent when she sings.


  • #4964
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Lilly Allen's exagerated accent when she sings.

    You need to turn off the radio.


  • #4965
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Lilly Allen's exagerated accent when she sings.

    Innit!! Does it bovver you


  • #4966
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    everlast75 wrote: »
    the sound of a co-worker eating an apple...

    Ok Eve, we get it.....it was a mistake. And gimme my rib back:D


  • #4967
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Wossack wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63eSqa66stw


    Trivial Annoyance Buster, away! /swoosh


    (Let us know when Mr Big Man is out on the road shouting at children again, and Ill come knock him down with the Trivial Annoyance Mobile)

    You know the thread "if you could kill one person..."? We should have a special TTTAY thread, if you could run over everyone who annoys you with the Trivial Annoyance Mobile, what order would you do them in?
    jimgoose wrote: »
    If this was the Scutterin' Luas, I could've given her the old earlobe-nibble and settled her hash quare lively! :cool:

    Wha?
    LynnGrace wrote: »
    This was a couple of years ago, but that post reminded me. I was having a crap day at work, so went out to lunch, and sat peacefully by a window with a cup of tea, watching the world go by.
    Until the guy who was sitting next to me started loudly slurping soup. Aargh, quiet moment completely gone. Ugh.

    I thought that said "I was having a crap at work" and I was thinking you work in a weird office :pac:
    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Driving along in the car last night and heard what sounded like a good song on the radio so turned it up loud and thought, not bad I really like this! At the end yer man was like "and that was Wrecking ball from Miley Cyrus" - fuuuuuck! :( I went home and flayed myself then bathed in vinegar... :(

    Same as that wan, Taylor Swift, I'm going around humming her new song constantly. The radio is basically a subliminal message machine.


  • #4968
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    Wha?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057255123&page=281


  • #4969
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »

    I thought that said "I was having a crap at work" and I was thinking you work in a weird office :pac:

    :D
    That would be a bit of over-sharing, I think :D


  • #4970
    Griever931
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Griever931


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    You and I must be the only people left still buying DVD's:D

    And if its from the shower of dickheads in Jersey, you will be wasting your time complaining:mad:

    Ordered from Play.com, I remember having problems with them before. Might not bother using them anymore.


  • #4971
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    The next door nightmare is on a cleaning spree today, complete with loud dance music. Must be a state visit for that lazy bitch to clean house.

    2nd trivial annoyance, new neighbour just let a couple of large dogs out to do some very large poops on the green, not even a pretence of cleaning it up. Just let em out to sh*t everywhere.:mad:


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  • #4972
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,377 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    The next door nightmare is on a cleaning spree today, complete with loud dance music. Must be a state visit for that lazy bitch to clean house.

    2nd trivial annoyance, new neighbour just let a couple of large dogs out to do some very large poops on the green, not even a pretence of cleaning it up. Just let em out to sh*t everywhere.:mad:

    One evening, when it is dark, go out with a pooper-scooper and a plastic bag, fill up the bag and leave it at their front door, with a printed note saying

    "next time, clean up after your own dogs"

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #4973
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    When Irish people use "never" instead of "didn't" eg; "I never went in to see about those new insoles" - never in your life? Surely not!


  • #4974
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Innit!! Does it bovver you


    A lih-ul bih yeah :(


  • #4975
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    "Just so it's not confusing make sure you put that in alphabetical order".
    There's 2 items on the list.
    It's so short it might as well say
    Michael
    John
    John
    Michael
    :rolleyes:
    But we wouldn't want to confuse the highly educated professional receiving the letter, no no.


  • #4976
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    People talking about the weather. Actually no talking about the weather would be ok, it's people making bleeding obvious statements to me about the weather that annoys me. Like just telling me "it's very warm out there now" - :confused: Sorry, you seem to have mistaken me with someone who cares. "It's raining" - I.Fúcking. Know. What is it about Irish people? Are we so socially stunted that we must hysterically update people on the status of the weather every 2 minutes? God forbid there might be an awkward silence or you might have to actually ask someone how they are or tell them how you are.

    It's lovely out now :)


  • #4977
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    ...But we wouldn't want to confuse the highly educated professional receiving the letter, no no.

    They're unreal, a lot of 'em. I think all that cramming for exams fries their braaanes at a young age. :pac:


  • #4978
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »

    It's lovely out now :)

    Have you met any of the "Oh yeah its lovely now alright, but we are gonna pay for this later" miserable bastards.


  • #4979
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Have you met any of the "Oh yeah its lovely now alright, but we are gonna pay for this later" miserable bastards.

    "Summer's on a Tuesday this year." :rolleyes:


  • #4980
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Being forced to interact with people who are clearly infected with a disease. Snivelling bástards. Should be forced to stay at home until they are germ free. In my perfect world, borrowing pens, licking envelopes, handling money etc would all be outlawed. In fact, people just wouldn't exist :)


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  • #4981
    Fluxfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭Fluxfan


    My trivial annoyance is not eating a big enough lucnh, tried to hold off on eating my afternoon banana until 4 but scoffed it at 3, and now I'm starving, with no end in sight till 7 or 8 o clock :mad:

    My tummy just said "grumble grumble" which aptly belongs in this thread as well I think


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