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Golfing Epitaphs - Fourball Up For Grabs

08-09-2014 03:03PM

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Kevinmarkham

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I'm not trying to be morbid, but if you have a funny golf epitaph you fancy putting on your tombstone, what is it?

Currently, I'm considering "At least it's a decent lie."

I have a Macreddin fourball (plus buggies) up for grabs for whoever comes up with the funniest. Enter on my blog or here on Boards.

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#2 08-09-2014 03:18PM

PARlance

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This is what it has taken to go 6 under

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#3 08-09-2014 03:24PM

dk1982

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I dont think i'll be getting out of this rough!

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#4 08-09-2014 03:28PM

Tilikum

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Arragh Christ lads, I'm absolutely buried here!

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#5 08-09-2014 03:34PM

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Gone in search of a fluffier lie

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#6 08-09-2014 03:35PM

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Im dying to win the medal?

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#7 08-09-2014 03:35PM

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Lar, I've left 5 shots in my will for you.

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#8 08-09-2014 03:38PM

Dbu

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Get up and down out of this....:)

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#9 08-09-2014 03:39PM

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...Gone to see if he can hit that 1 Iron

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#10 08-09-2014 03:40PM

PARlance

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One or two less strokes and I was in with a chance

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#11 08-09-2014 03:41PM

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I'm plugged

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#12 08-09-2014 03:48PM

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Mmm, I think I will declare this one unplayable, and take my medicine!

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#13 08-09-2014 04:02PM

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how long can it be.......

By the way that is a question not an entry ?

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#14 08-09-2014 04:03PM

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In the hole

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#15 08-09-2014 04:04PM

ForeRight

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Lovely. No more .1's

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#16 08-09-2014 04:06PM

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At least he never laid up on a par 3.

(joke)

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#17 08-09-2014 04:07PM

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#18 08-09-2014 04:09PM

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plugged lie

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#19 08-09-2014 04:11PM

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He was never the same, after both his playing partners got the shanks out west.

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#20 08-09-2014 04:14PM

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Was always a bit Over The Top.

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#21 08-09-2014 04:19PM

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I think I'll declare this ball lost!!!

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#22 08-09-2014 04:22PM

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never broke

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#23 08-09-2014 04:24PM

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For a man that used to sweep that ball, I've created some divot here

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#24 08-09-2014 04:24PM

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Greebos headstone will have big black bold writing on it

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#25 08-09-2014 04:26PM

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you still can't play through!

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#26 08-09-2014 04:27PM

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When I said I was hoping to get 6 under this isn't what i meant!

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#27 08-09-2014 04:28PM

Domo1982

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Dormie 1!

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#28 08-09-2014 04:28PM

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lettuce97 wrote: »

In the hole

or

Get in the hole!

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#29 08-09-2014 04:30PM

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Could have done with lipping out here

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#30 08-09-2014 04:30PM

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I wish he shouted Fore!

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#31 08-09-2014 04:31PM

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Dead Weight
Stone Dead

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