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Golfing Epitaphs - Fourball Up For Grabs

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33 the phantom worker


    Get Down!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Dbu


    Cant see a thing from here, how far am i to the green?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    Golf umbrellas not great in lighting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    Dbu wrote: »
    Cant see a thing from here, how far am i to the green?

    GPS **** all use from there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,043 ✭✭✭Kevinmarkham


    how long can it be.......

    By the way that is a question not an entry ? :o

    You got a lot to say, Fix? You gonna need a double headstone!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭Domo1982


    You got a lot to say, Fix? You gonna need a double headstone!

    One each side of the gates at Corballis!:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,133 ✭✭✭✭FixdePitchmark


    You got a lot to say, Fix? You gonna need a double headstone!

    Was thinking an ode to . :P


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 18,335 Mod ✭✭✭✭slave1


    On a fairway, far, far away

    My stuff on Adverts, mostly Tesla Pre Highland Model 3

    Public Profile active ads for slave1



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭dines08


    Played with Lar "Fore Right" in a Golf Digest event.
    Refused to sign his card.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭Domo1982


    Are they Red Stakes or White Stakes?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,505 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    Play the ball as it lies, play the course as you find it, and if you cannot do either, do what is fair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    So this is what they meant when they said pot bunker!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Macker1


    I never took my medicine and now I'm in deep trouble.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    Fore!! Peter!!! FOOOORE!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 Kermar


    Couldn't strike a match


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 20,664 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Just took one cut too many....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 20,664 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    From the point of view of my wife ::

    " When my husband said I'd be a golf widow, this wasn't what i had in mind....."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 677 ✭✭✭phkk


    Wished I had one more hole before the heavens opened


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 20,664 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    I must have been the worst driver of all time....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 20,664 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Stiffed it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 677 ✭✭✭phkk


    No need for a rules official here....dead I'm afraid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 631 ✭✭✭gman127


    The wife still thinks I'm gone golfing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 677 ✭✭✭phkk


    As old Conno used to say: "gone to the members' bar"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    "Gone for a quick 18 in the sky"

    "In the middle of the fairway in the sky"

    "I hope heaven is a links"

    "I've played from worse lies"

    "Watch me get up & down from here"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭Nozebleed


    "I found it"...a playing buddy has recently been christened this..no matter where he ends up you.ll hear a call out to say he found it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭Nozebleed


    "I found it"...a playing buddy has recently been christened this..no matter where he ends up you.ll hear a call out to say he found it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 761 ✭✭✭Dayor Knight


    "Lord, when I prayed for a sudden death, that wasn't what I meant".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,784 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    "Mulligan?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,331 ✭✭✭the lawman


    I'm on the first with Seve and my Grandad....Leave me be.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 417 ✭✭Freemount09


    If I'm holding you up just play through !


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